The age old conundrum will finally be solved in this intellectual arena. Go forth and cast your vote my comrades! For tonight we answer a question that has plagued mankind for centuries. Which is worse, a cold toilet seat or a warm one? You decide.
Poll: Which is worse a warm toilet seat or a cold one?
- Thread starter k-ossuburb
- Start date
Depends on WHY it's warm. Otherwise cold is worse. I especially hate it when a man has been in for a wee and neglected to put the seat down, and there I am, stumbling into the loo bleary-eyed, not checking and end up sitting down on cold porcelain.
A warm toilet seat is the worst, because you know someone else just... blew out their bowels moments ago
Why is it warm though? If it's because it was just pissed all over and hurriedly wiped, then warm is worst. If it's because it's some fancy heated toilet, then cold.
Come to think of it, wet is worse. Yeah, even though it isn't an option I'm going with wet.
Come to think of it, wet is worse. Yeah, even though it isn't an option I'm going with wet.
Warm. Absolutely, positively. It's just the wrong sensation to get when you sit down on a toilet.
Warm. It is always weird to find a seat warm, but it is even worse when that seen is warm because of the pantsless ass of another person (especially a stranger).
Either way (temperature-wise) would be weird, but at least when it's cold you know it isn't because somebody had their ass on it recently.
Either way (temperature-wise) would be weird, but at least when it's cold you know it isn't because somebody had their ass on it recently.
Speaking for all man kind, "do it yourself". How about lifting it when your done? Since the chances of you using it again before us is slim, then why not?trollnystan said:
Seems silly to just assume something is there without checking to see if it is.
On topic. Use toilet paper, the seat is never cold or warm ... it's soft and tepid. Everybody is a winner.
Don't know what else to say really ...
I just think that if you're the one to put the seat up then you're the one who should put the seat down. Small courtesies to the people with whom you are cohabitating. But of course I do it myself (when I am coherent and awake enough to see it before sitting), and I'm not about to slap the guy around for leaving it up. If anything I might make a joke about it =Pomega 616 said:
As it is I am single and living alone and thus no longer have to put up with it =D
EDIT: Also you have to sit to poo like us females, so leave the seat down for your fellow men too =)