Poll: Which Villain would you be?
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I'd be the insane one, like the Joker but not because of the Dark Knight... but because of Harley Quinn
either Insane in the cocaine-brain-spain-acacia strain-lane-mane-pane-pain-explain-train-vain-vein-hein(ous)-humongous-mundungus (fletcher)-watcher-botcher-butcher-baker-candlestick maker.
did you have fun with rhymery children? good. OH YES, the sentence! i was doing a sentence!
OR vengeful with a chance of bears (Feed Dump, woo).
and maybe some Weekend at See-The-World-Bernie's.
squirrels hugging potatoes are my henchmen. my techniques involve caring, love, Canada and impaling.
the position of right-hand-man/conscience/missionary is still open. perks include not being impaled, and freshly baked apple pies, made by grandmothers under the threat of brutal murder.
also, all hats except trilbies will be banned, trilby-wearing is mandatory for everyone except pregnant men and owls (all other animals have to. even ants. especially ants!), children will be regularly taken to fun-centration camps and basically fuck lawyers. they make me sad and when i get sad i want to split heads like grapes. red grapes. not green grapes. i like to peel their skins off and eat them slowly in front of the skinless grape. what was i talking about?
did you have fun with rhymery children? good. OH YES, the sentence! i was doing a sentence!
OR vengeful with a chance of bears (Feed Dump, woo).
and maybe some Weekend at See-The-World-Bernie's.
squirrels hugging potatoes are my henchmen. my techniques involve caring, love, Canada and impaling.
the position of right-hand-man/conscience/missionary is still open. perks include not being impaled, and freshly baked apple pies, made by grandmothers under the threat of brutal murder.
also, all hats except trilbies will be banned, trilby-wearing is mandatory for everyone except pregnant men and owls (all other animals have to. even ants. especially ants!), children will be regularly taken to fun-centration camps and basically fuck lawyers. they make me sad and when i get sad i want to split heads like grapes. red grapes. not green grapes. i like to peel their skins off and eat them slowly in front of the skinless grape. what was i talking about?
I'd be the kind who ascends to godhood and screws with the very fabric of reality for my own amusement.
Basically, I say "Your mother is a sandwich," and so she is.
Basically, I say "Your mother is a sandwich," and so she is.
I would like to see the world burn. Maybe have the moon crash into the earth, like in GL.
If anything, the sight of it would be pretty awesome!
If anything, the sight of it would be pretty awesome!
I would first conquer it then watch it burn then move on to another planet to continue my crusade against existence. Aided by my smoking hot harem of extremely gorgeous and buxom women. And in the end, is that not what man has dreamt of since first he looked up at the stars?
FUN! it will be fun, and I'm not insane everyone else is insane!! I'm the only sane person on the planet!
I'm afraid it would be the world burning shenanigans I'm far too lazy to take stuff over and hold onto it.
Chaos is much more fun and so much less effort.
Chaos is much more fun and so much less effort.
My plan is simple. Find a way to sterilize about one-third of the human population is random chunks across the world. In the next generation there are now big pockets of no-human, and they will become over run with plant life. With less humans, animals like cows and pigs would also decrease, and be replaced by grass and trees. This means that the animals (produce methane and CO2) will decrease in population, and plants (filter methane and CO2) will increase in population. This will mean more greenhouse gasses are being filtered than produced relative to how it is now, and global warming will decrease, possibly reverse. By sterilizing large groups, we can save the planet and humanity as a whole without resorting to killing people on mass.
