Poll: Which weapon would you choose?

[Starik20X6]

I'm going to bend the rules a little here and say that I'd most like to have a popit.

Literally infinite creative potential at my fingertips. I could use it to save and recall anything I liked. Copy a car, place it 50 times. Want money? Can create unlimited piles of gold.

As for it being a weapon? Please, I can build any weapon I like with it.

 

[Kyber]

if the portal gun could fire on any surface and id also have the boots, yea, why would you want anything else

 

[Deadyawn]

The Halo pistol is a handheld device of doom, destruction and murder so I'll have to go with that.
Although, the Alien Blaster is pretty close. That thing is so ridiculously overpowered.

 

[Cat of Doom]

Does a Thresher Maw count as a weapon?

 

[Sansha]

Gravity Gun from Half-Life 2.

Why do people keep forgetting this on these lists?

 

[lordlillen]

A bolter of course.

It's a .998 assault rifle. The bolts it fires are self-propelled, exploding, tank-piercing. Could you ask for anything else?

woudnt you break your arm from firing that thing?

OT: lightsaber because its awesome.

 

[Scarim Coral]

The Portal Gun nuff said.

Also what is the difference between the crowbar in Half Life compared to a real life crowbar other than it was held by Gorden Freeman? I suppose it wouldn't get dented comapare to the real one so would it invincible?

 

[Karrlas]

My choice would be a WH40K plasma gun, nothing says "goodbye punk/wall/inanimate object" quite like it! Broiling plasma ftw.

 

[A.A.K]

I'd like Umbra. Realistically, the Halo Combat Evolved pistol would be more effective.

If strength, pain and legalities weren't an issue, something from the 41st millenium. Like a splinter rifle

 

[kommando367]

I love that most people chose the portal gun when it would be the most useless because nothing in any other world is covered in moon rock paint.

I'll take a melta gun.

 

[Bassik]

A lasgun, off course!

More powerful then a modern assault rifle, no kickback, lots and lots of ammo, cartridges that refuel themselves when exposed to light and heat (You can even throw them in the fire for a quick recharge, but it damages the cartridge if you're unlucky). Cheap, easy to manufacture, few moving parts, virtually no jams, simply a perfect weapon.

40K being 40K, it is one of the weakest weapons in the setting. Gotta love 40K.

For the more badass amongst us, there's also a pistol variant, so you can also wield one of the ridiculous overpowered close combat weapons from the setting, like a powerfist (Doubles the baste strenght of it's wielder, think a fist strong enough to punch through a tankhul), powerweapons (Lightsabres, only more Grimdark), or my favorite, the chainsword, a swordchainsaw, like this guy is wielding:

Spoiler: junior officers with boltpistol and chainsword

 

[King of Asgaard]

Off the top of my head, a gunblade.
To clarify, Seifer's kind of gunblade, because it's lighter.

 

[Aerosteam]

Jesus, no competition what so ever here.

If Portal Gun wasn't listed, I would have chosen the last option, filling the space with Portal Gun.

 

[Blunderboy]

The only one with range and theoretically infinite ammo. The Portal Gun.
Though of course that does assume there are usable services.

 

[Versuvius]

For me it is a glorious tossup between the Meltagun (Fires a powerful beam of fuel going through something fusiony to agitate targets molecules like a microwave does to water, reducing tanks to slag) and the Cerebral Bore.

 

[Mister K]

Portal Gun.

Fire one portal over environmental hazard.

Fire other portal under enemy.

Win.

Either that, or you can just try to run away if everything else fails.

 

[ssgt splatter]

you forgot to mention the Lancer from Gears of War nerd!

 

[monkey_man]

something light, yet very efficient, and accurate. mmh. I vote tf2 engineer's toolbox + wrench They are kinda one thing IMO. It builds defense, it heals me, and it allows me to gtfo when thing get difficult. I could also reload it with picking up any ammosource (as it's a game, so this still applies). just build a lvl 3 sentry, and hide behind the dispenser. Set up a teleporter to a place in the mountains where no one's ever been before, and go there when ting get out of control.

If that counts as 2 weapons, I want the sackboy's pop-it.It will allow me to build my way to safety, and live off fruits and flesh(kill a dude with a turret, make a "picture" off his flesh, cook it on a fire, and presto!) and other edibles.
I'm not going to allow myself to be killed by random dudes.

This totally counts as a weapon btw. It can stop time, build turrets, build guns, build sharks, build clones as a personal army etc.

 

[Chimpzy_v1legacy]

The Half-Life 2 Gravity Gun.

Ammo is plentiful, punting cars anc lawn gnomes at your enemies is always fun and besides being a good weapon, it's also useful for other things.

 

[Goofguy]

Gravity Gun from Half-Life 2.

Damn, beat me to it. Gravity Gun, 100%. I could use it to clear obstacles, build things and fling objects at my enemies. Win-win-win.