Poll: Which weapon would you choose?

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Broady Brio

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The Chicago Typewriter from RE:4. I mean, infinite ammo and the ability to throw my hat? That or the Infinite Launcher also from RE:4.

I was going to say the Fat Man, but do I really want to radiate myself?
 

Starik20X6

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I'm going to bend the rules a little here and say that I'd most like to have a popit.



Literally infinite creative potential at my fingertips. I could use it to save and recall anything I liked. Copy a car, place it 50 times. Want money? Can create unlimited piles of gold.

As for it being a weapon? Please, I can build any weapon I like with it.
 

Kyber

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if the portal gun could fire on any surface and id also have the boots, yea, why would you want anything else
 

Deadyawn

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The Halo pistol is a handheld device of doom, destruction and murder so I'll have to go with that.
Although, the Alien Blaster is pretty close. That thing is so ridiculously overpowered.
 

Sansha

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Gravity Gun from Half-Life 2.

Why do people keep forgetting this on these lists?
 

lordlillen

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Da Orky Man said:
A bolter of course.



It's a .998 assault rifle. The bolts it fires are self-propelled, exploding, tank-piercing. Could you ask for anything else?
woudnt you break your arm from firing that thing?

OT: lightsaber because its awesome.
 

Scarim Coral

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The Portal Gun nuff said.

Also what is the difference between the crowbar in Half Life compared to a real life crowbar other than it was held by Gorden Freeman? I suppose it wouldn't get dented comapare to the real one so would it invincible?
 

Karrlas

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My choice would be a WH40K plasma gun, nothing says "goodbye punk/wall/inanimate object" quite like it! Broiling plasma ftw.
 

A.A.K

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I'd like Umbra. Realistically, the Halo Combat Evolved pistol would be more effective.

If strength, pain and legalities weren't an issue, something from the 41st millenium. Like a splinter rifle :p
 

kommando367

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I love that most people chose the portal gun when it would be the most useless because nothing in any other world is covered in moon rock paint.

I'll take a melta gun.
 

Bassik

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A lasgun, off course!



More powerful then a modern assault rifle, no kickback, lots and lots of ammo, cartridges that refuel themselves when exposed to light and heat (You can even throw them in the fire for a quick recharge, but it damages the cartridge if you're unlucky). Cheap, easy to manufacture, few moving parts, virtually no jams, simply a perfect weapon.

40K being 40K, it is one of the weakest weapons in the setting. Gotta love 40K.

For the more badass amongst us, there's also a pistol variant, so you can also wield one of the ridiculous overpowered close combat weapons from the setting, like a powerfist (Doubles the baste strenght of it's wielder, think a fist strong enough to punch through a tankhul), powerweapons (Lightsabres, only more Grimdark), or my favorite, the chainsword, a swordchainsaw, like this guy is wielding:
 

King of Asgaard

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Off the top of my head, a gunblade.
To clarify, Seifer's kind of gunblade, because it's lighter.
 

Aerosteam

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Jesus, no competition what so ever here.

If Portal Gun wasn't listed, I would have chosen the last option, filling the space with Portal Gun.
 

Blunderboy

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The only one with range and theoretically infinite ammo. The Portal Gun.
Though of course that does assume there are usable services.
 

Versuvius

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For me it is a glorious tossup between the Meltagun (Fires a powerful beam of fuel going through something fusiony to agitate targets molecules like a microwave does to water, reducing tanks to slag) and the Cerebral Bore.
 

Mister K

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endtherapture said:
Portal Gun.

Fire one portal over environmental hazard.

Fire other portal under enemy.

Win.
Either that, or you can just try to run away if everything else fails.