Poll: Which would be more painful.....

[MARKMCMARCUS]

Soooo, time for another pointless yet potentially funny poll.

You can't pick neither, which is why it's not an option.

The shot put is the size which is used in competitive play, same with the golf ball.

 

[Soxafloppin]

Golf ball im the weiner i reckon.

Ive shat bigger things that a shotput m'dear.

Plus you could just take poppers or something.

 

[MARKMCMARCUS]

Ouch..
I put shotput because I think my anus would have a better chance of recovering than my urethra.

 

[Skeleon]

Yeah, the peeing option would be worse.
Ask anybody with loose kidney stone fragments.

 

[Trivun]

Golf ball im the weiner i reckon.

Ive shat bigger things that a shotput m'dear.

Plus you could just take poppers or something.

Exactly my answer. I had constipation ion holiday in Corfu a few years ago. A shotput would be nothing for me. But a golf ball through my gonads would be pretty damn painful, methinks...

 

[Distorted Stu]

Golfball! THE PAIn!
I mean the shotput has some weight so it practically takes away all the effort. If you changed shotput to something like this:

Then you have a problem.

 

[A Random Reader]

The peeing would be worse. Way worse.

 

[Queen Michael]

I would say that both seem quite excruciating.

 

[Cpt_Oblivious]

Pee out a golf ball.

 

[MARKMCMARCUS]

Golfball! THE PAIn!
I mean the shotput has some weight so it practically takes away all the effort. If you changed shotput to something like this:

Then you have a problem.

You know you've played too much TF2 that as soon as you see that you think it's a stick bomb.

 

[Charli]

If you are female the choice is obvious... Not to be nasty or anything.

But yes, the golf ball. Easily.
If you've ever had a child besides you can just laugh at the paltry task.

 

[Cmwissy]

Your Penis 'pee pee' would probably split/explode due to the force of the golf ball.

 

[hardlymotivated]

Golfball! THE PAIn!
I mean the shotput has some weight so it practically takes away all the effort. If you changed shotput to something like this:

Then you have a problem.

You know you've played too much TF2 that as soon as you see that you think it's a stick bomb.

If you're trying to poop out a sticky bomb, you'd better keep your finger away from the right mouse button.

 

[Xeros]

Most definitely the golf ball.

 

[Cmwissy]

Golfball! THE PAIn!
I mean the shotput has some weight so it practically takes away all the effort. If you changed shotput to something like this:

Then you have a problem.

You know you've played too much TF2 that as soon as you see that you think it's a stick bomb.

If you're trying to poop out a sticky bomb, you'd better keep your finger away from the right mouse button.

Am I the only one who accidentally tries to rocket jump on my ambush bunch and kills myself?

 

[orangebandguy]

Golf Ball, Christ that must hurt.

 

[D-Cypher]

*winces*


God... just... please no...