Poll: Who do you team up with?

[ThePenguinKnight]

Depends on what the mission entails? I pick Bruce Lee.

 

[Thunderous Cacophony]

You put Garrus in the poll. I'm actually surprised he doesn't have 100% of the vote.

Or maybe disappointed. Garrus is a fucking boss.

I'm pretty sure he has 100% of the vote. There's an....error? Yeah, recount!!!

Wait, no. The people voting for not-Garrus are voting ironically! That's the only possible explanation.

They're sympathy votes, so the other choices don't feel so left out.

Oh please! While guy-love may be a strong bond with Garrus, you can't trust that he won't ditch you to do some god-damned calibrations (which he must be really lousy at, because he never finishes).

You want a real bromance, with a buddy who's always got your back, and who's also a crack shot?

Plus, he can FLY. You don't see 'Space-Batman' doing that!

 

[Teh Jammah]

GAR-rus.

Turian is a Bro. He'll even get the beers in if we die. 'nuff said.

 

[Brutal Peanut]

Oh Garrus, we can calibrate together anytime. WoooHoooo! *bats eyelashes*

I mean,...uh,...because he's tough! YAY!

 

[DANEgerous]

Garrus Vakarian, a noble yet still ruthless rouge. He come off as very "Chaotic good" to me which I must say I love. Still i can not say no contest I mean Alyx Vance is FUCKING Alyx Vance and is pretty damned fantastic.

Sylvanas of "Warcraft" is another fantastic choice as would Gordon Freeman.

 

[Saladfork]

You put Garrus in the poll. I'm actually surprised he doesn't have 100% of the vote.

Or maybe disappointed. Garrus is a fucking boss.

I'm pretty sure he has 100% of the vote. There's an....error? Yeah, recount!!!

Wait, no. The people voting for not-Garrus are voting ironically! That's the only possible explanation.

They're sympathy votes, so the other choices don't feel so left out.

Oh please! While guy-love may be a strong bond with Garrus, you can't trust that he won't ditch you to do some god-damned calibrations (which he must be really lousy at, because he never finishes).

You want a real bromance, with a buddy who's always got your back, and who's also a crack shot?

Plus, he can FLY. You don't see 'Space-Batman' doing that!

Kazooie's a she, actually.

And... uh.. Garrus rides around in a spaceship, I guess...

 

[Lugbzurg]

Let's see... Luigi... Tails... *mumble mumble*

!?

KAZOOIE!? CLICK! CLICK! CLICK!

I find Banjo & Kazooie to be my absolute favorite gaming duo, so... Yeah. And I suppose Kazooie might even be my favorite female videogame character. Or at least one of them. Yeah. I'm bizarre, like that. And I wouldn't have it any other way! So many abilities and she's rather amusing, tooie! Er... I mean "too".

 

[Starik20X6]

Though it might be a little redundant to team up with myself...

Second choice would definitely be Kazooie though.

 

[LongAndShort]

I sat here, eyes glancing between Alyx and Garrus, til my mind finally screamed "Fuck it!" and flipped a coin.

Can't I bring them both?

 

[Sarge034]

Garrus Vakarian is my bro. He is a compleatly loyal badass best friend. What more do you want?

Off topic: He he, my solve media thingy is "All Bark. All Bite." I guess it likes Garrus as well.

 

[Grivahri]

GARRUS

 

[Scarim Coral]

Garrus Garrus Garrus!!! Seriously this is hardly a competition as none of the others can beat him!

 

[DanielBrown]

Only get to choose between those?
I'd go with Barrett in that case. I could just hide behind him while he does all the job.
Tails would also be a good choice. Fly away from danger!

Hm, perhaps I'm not the most courageous of men.

 

[putowtin]

Garrus,

He's got my back, and my heart!

 

[Thunderous Cacophony]

You put Garrus in the poll. I'm actually surprised he doesn't have 100% of the vote.

Or maybe disappointed. Garrus is a fucking boss.

I'm pretty sure he has 100% of the vote. There's an....error? Yeah, recount!!!

Wait, no. The people voting for not-Garrus are voting ironically! That's the only possible explanation.

They're sympathy votes, so the other choices don't feel so left out.

Oh please! While guy-love may be a strong bond with Garrus, you can't trust that he won't ditch you to do some god-damned calibrations (which he must be really lousy at, because he never finishes).

You want a real bromance, with a buddy who's always got your back, and who's also a crack shot?

Plus, he can FLY. You don't see 'Space-Batman' doing that!

Kazooie's a she, actually.

And... uh.. Garrus rides around in a spaceship, I guess...

Blast! I have humiliated myself on the internet! Still, at least it explains the strange feelings I have...

 

[Onyx Oblivion]

Maya Fey.

No self-respecting Ace Attorney fan can vote otherwise.

Or even self-dis-respecting.

 

[tippy2k2]

You put Garrus in the poll. I'm actually surprised he doesn't have 100% of the vote.

Or maybe disappointed. Garrus is a fucking boss.

I'm pretty sure he has 100% of the vote. There's an....error? Yeah, recount!!!

Wait, no. The people voting for not-Garrus are voting ironically! That's the only possible explanation.

They're sympathy votes, so the other choices don't feel so left out.

While I know that you two are just joking around, I still think it must be said the not everyone is a damned Mass Effect fanboy/girl.

If my conversations with Zeel has taught me anything, it's that EVERYONE is a Bioware fan-boy. Therefore, 100% go with Garrus!!!

If you have somehow escaped being indoctrinated a fan, please let me know your current location for our forced volunteer indoctrination program. You are not required to join but we still need to know your location anyway so that the....not-forced indoctrination program can come visit you for....not-forced indoctrination...

ASSIMILATE...*cough....sorry, got something stuck in my throat. We look forward to indoctrinating meeting you.

 

[C F]

Garrus.
No contest.
Anyone who can out-shoot me (though to be fair, I'm a vanguard; sniping isn't my specialty) and out-calibrate a geth (just a heads-up: he's better at computing than a computer [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_i9fiqjhSs]) is obviously the best choice.

<color=#f7f7f7>HE'S SPESS BAHTMAN: KHING OF THE BOTTEL-SHOOHTERS.

 

[kortin]

Kazooie, of course. Why would I vote for anything else? She's my absolute favorite female video game character. She's got that nice mix of sarcasm and dry humor. I love it.

 

[mirage202]

Garrus, because Garrus.

Captcha "cream and sugar" .. wait.. what?!