Poll: who will you be at the apocalypse

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Random berk

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I'd be the guy who uses the short time available to me to rescue as many of my loved ones as I can, then lead them on a journey to the safest place possible, which around here is the Aran Islands. Unfortunately my girlfriend lives on the outskirts of the city and I'd have to go into the heart of the madness to save her, so if I was to meet a tragic end, it'd be early on in the outbreak.

With that in mind, there should be an option for the guy who gathers his friends and family together, and co-ordinates them to use their best skills and work together to survive, lets call it the group leader.
 

LostintheWick

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Like the loner, except realistically not a bad ass. Probably the guy that hides and does whatever he can to get by and survive.
 

idodo35

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Random berk said:
I'd be the guy who uses the short time available to me to rescue as many of my loved ones as I can, then lead them on a journey to the safest place possible, which around here is the Aran Islands. Unfortunately my girlfriend lives on the outskirts of the city and I'd have to go into the heart of the madness to save her, so if I was to meet a tragic end, it'd be early on in the outbreak.

With that in mind, there should be an option for the guy who gathers his friends and family together, and co-ordinates them to use their best skills and work together to survive, lets call it the group leader.
group leader is kind of a hero
 

Jedoro

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Loner, but only because I'd make everyone else set up somewhere safe while I went to forage alone. I'd stay at our base long enough to rest, then head back out for more scavenging.
 

northman

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I picked "Other". I would have some heroic qualities in that I would try to keep my loved ones safe, but if you're not a loved one I'd fuck you over in order to do it.
 

AnkaraTheFallen

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Well... it depends... if it is a rapture type apocalypse, then I'll end up selling my soul... I've been told I'll go to hell anyway, and I don't want to be tortured for all eternity, so I might as well have some fun.

Any other kind, I'll probably be the one who goes mad and runs off into the wilderness.
 

Admiral Stukov

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The guy sitting at the best vantage point with a modified sniper rifle.

Specifically a Gauss Rifle with a solar charger. No need to carry cartridges, just the bullet itself, thus allowing me to carry much more ammo.
 

Vampjager

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I'd be the guy in the group who is very good with most types of wepons we were able to get through various means, then ends up dying trying to save everyone else from some huge mistake we get ourselves into.
 

Treblaine

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[HEADING=2]WHA-D'ya Buyin'!![/HEADING]



This is me, hoarding shit, selling shit, an inexplicably being everywhere to spite no quick means of travel. Also not sell a single round of ammunition, guns, knives, bombs, I'll even buy ammo from people but my customers will have to find their own ammo.

"Hu huh huh - I'll buy it for a high price.... ... Hu huh huh."
 

A_who

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I will be the guy that will say "I told you so" or "I told you so doesn't cut it." I will keep saying those things until it gets annoying and the group I am with drops me off at the nearest gas station.
 

Megawat22

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Where is the option for "Sassy Black Chick/ 80's Black Guy"? These are staples for any Zombie survival group!
OT: I'd probably be "Poorly Characterised Character 12" who sort of hangs around in a group, predicting doom and wondering why the hell everyone has Shotguns and Revolvers as opposed to SMGs, Machine Pistols and Pistols. Staying true to my role I will either die around halfway through the fil- er, apocalypse or sit quietly in the back of the rescue chopper.
 

Murais

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Taking a huge poop in public, like I've always wanted to do? Does that qualify as madman?


Nah. Suicide. Poop 'til you die.
 

Scarim Coral

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The badass loner is the life for me in a zombie apocalypse! Why let myself to be drag down by others who doesn't even more what a zombies is (like the idiots in a zombie movies).
 

Skratt

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I'd do like the mammals did during the dinosaur age, keep my head down and hide.
 

Jakub324

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I think I'd survive 3 weeks at minimum, my main problem being that I live in the UK where guns are as easy to find as diamonds, but I could still kick arse with a 3.5 foot stick.
 

Irony's Acolyte

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Most likely I'd be dead. Assuming that I beat the odds, then I'd probably do what I need to survive. Cannibalism is one of those things (of course I don't have anything against it now...). I wouldn't be aggressive but you can guess that if I can survive by doing it, I'd go through with it. Hopefully I can join up with some like-minded individuals so we can better survive.
 

dsawyers9

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I already have a plan for a Zombie Dooms Day.

1. My party size will be 8, including myself.
2. I need 3 other guys (I'm a dude) and my wife and 3 other women.
3. Age req. Men need to be physically adapt and able to lift heavy objects. Woman need to be between ages 16-25. Now the reason for the woman being so young and not a real defining age for men is because men can reproduce at any age, women have a cut off time, about 35 before the babies start to have mental and physical problems.
4. Head to a flat land area with really good soil for growing crops.
5. Close off an area with wood for temp. walls. Start building a fort, however you need to dig about 8-10 feet down and put a 2-3 inch steel plate under your fort. Then fill in with 1 foot of cement. This prevents zombies from digging and coming up from the ground. Then fill in the area that you just dug up. The goal is to have 3 inches of steel and 1 foot of cement under your entire compound at all time, this means your wall that is made up of steel and cement. Once you secure a fort, which you can expand at any given moment, start reproducing and growing food again.
6. 4 men, 4 women. Each year the women will reproduce young, from there the men will switch to a different mate and reproduce. The children would have to rotate around and not mix genes until they past the 2nd generation then the genetics should be far enough that mutation shouldn't occur. By then, I will have died off and left our children a chance to repopulate earth.

That's about a quick sum up.