Poll: Who would cry more?

[supermaster1337]

This is a question that has been asked for a decade...
He broke her heart, she broke his xbox. Who cried more?

Why would the ______ cry more? (rediculus answers expected).

 

[Fappy]

She can just get a new boyfriend... the guy has the BUY a new Xbox. Totally unfair to the dude.

 

[Erana]

If this supposed "He" really broke her heart, and this "heartbreak" is actual heartbreak and not stupid teenage drama, then of course the hypothetical "She" would be more upset.
That, and the social expectation for the females of this species to cry more.

 

[Nouw]

Its an Xbox. She'd have to hurt herself just to break it!
Seriously though, the Girl

 

[jeejvebe]

She can just get a new boyfriend... the guy has the BUY a new Xbox. Totally unfair to the dude.

So true. Awesome name by the way.

 

[mb16]

guy needs to pay for xbox
girl gets paid to be someone's girlfriend

a girl can get a boyfriend by flirting, a boy can get a court order if he tries to do the same to get an xbox

 

[Vampire cat]

Guy, cause I know if I was the girl I'd be laughing all the way to the bank^^.

 

[Jadak]

Perhaps if it was a high end customized gaming PC that she broke, then he'd be crying like a little girl (if only on the inside), and that's got nothing on a little heartbreak. But an Xbox is a bit cheaper and more importantly, not something as easy to get attached to.

Even were they priced the same, I "love" my PC, and losing it would be such a major pain in the ass I don't even want to think about it. My Xbox, on the other hand, could simply be replaced with a minor hit to the wallet, not much else.

 

[MurderousToaster]

I'm not sure she'd be able to cry after receiving such major heart damage as to classify it "broken". Hell, she'd probably be on life support, or have a pacemaker.

Probably the girl, in seriousness. The guy would just swear a lot.

 

[Lineoutt]

The girl! duh! items are not more valuable than living things. My xbox broke and my cat died around the same time and I didn't give a shit about my xbox because I lost my frakkin cat.

But then again it all depends on the exact situation (was she just mad that he played xbox? did he play xbox instead of taking her to the hospital when she was pregnant?) Still probably the girl though.

 

[MadPetOwner]

Well, if it were me, I'd deffinetly cry more over the xbox. The xbox is just a thing, but damn how much good times have I had with my xbox. And I never really found break-ups as hard as everyone keep saying.

But in past experiences, when friends have been dumbed by boyfriends, there's usually alot of crying. ALOT of crying. So, I'll go with the girl.

 

[Vampire cat]

I'm not sure she'd be able to cry after receiving such major heart damage as to classify it "broken". Hell, she'd probably be on life support, or have a pacemaker.

You don't know a whole a lot about emotions, do you? =3 *holds ice cream near you to keep it from melting*

 

[Omikron009]

The girl. The guy would fly into a murderous rage. Maybe he'd cry while being raped in a prison shower.

 

[Daveman]

THE GIRL.

Men don't cry. So in either case it would be a GIRL crying. HAHAHAHAHA!

But seriously, I'd get angry, not upset if my hypothetical Xbox was broken, I'd get upset if a relationship was ended. So that one would win out.

 

[child of lileth]

The girl. But only because the Xbox would break on it's own sooner or later anyway, and it's not like he didn't already pay for multiple by that point.

 

[supermaster1337]

I'm not sure she'd be able to cry after receiving such major heart damage as to classify it "broken". Hell, she'd probably be on life support, or have a pacemaker.

You don't know a whole a lot about emotions, do you? =3 *holds ice cream near you to keep it from melting*

Be nice lol

 

[Vampire cat]

I'm not sure she'd be able to cry after receiving such major heart damage as to classify it "broken". Hell, she'd probably be on life support, or have a pacemaker.

You don't know a whole a lot about emotions, do you? =3 *holds ice cream near you to keep it from melting*

Be nice lol

I'm just playing, he'll be fine^^.

 

[Breaker deGodot]

Depends. Did he play Final Fantasy XIII? If yes, the guy cried more. (half kidding)

 

[Burningsok]

the girl, it's hard finding a girl you love, and an xbox can be simply bought any day. Girl's would cry more because well... they're girls and they usually show more emotion then guys.

 

[likalaruku]

That depends on how much an Xbox costs & whether or not he can force her to pay for it.