Poll: Who would win in a fight?

[Tibs]

Betting on the Duke for this one. He would find a way to win.

 

[Psycho Cat Industries]

Batman,he's in a game

 

[Fwee]

Mercer, because he's the only one who I don't think is a 100% twat + he doesn't need pills to eat people. Sorry Pacman, you're second place.

 

[StBishop]

You should have Chuck Norris on there, or at least Mr. Rogers (cookie for reference).

There is not cookies for Lemon Demon fans...

 

[UlytimateDestruction]

these are the ones I know:

Pac-man: could eat anything, but the ghosts would kill him.

Master Chief: would be to busy teabagging people to notice, so he would be killed in the mix.

Kratos: is a mean sun of a *****, but he is already dead so no.

Duke Nukem: once killed Chuck Norris with a Gigantic toilet turd. better not mess with him, otherwise his blood will be yours even if you win. <-Winning!

 

[TheEndlessSleep]

Why is Chuck Norris not in this list?

 

[Serving UpSmiles]

nom-nom-nom-nom-nom-nom-nom-nom-nom-nom-nom-nom

Correction, Wakakakakakakakaka

 

[Dasrufken]

One quote to indicate the one who rules them all: "Eat shit and die!"

 

[Gill Kaiser]

Alex Mercer would annihilate all of them. The guy is literally unkillable so long as biomatter exists in the world.

 

[Shock and Awe]

If they were just thrown in their with no prep? Kratos.

If they had time to prepare I think Master Chief.

 

[zombieeater6000]

chuck Norris would win

 

[FalloutJack]

I vote The Duke, but for a good reason. They all get to fighting, but Duke fires into the sky and says "Hey guys... Guess what? I've got cheat codes.". Cue a collective F-Bomb from the rest and LET THE SLAUGHTER BEGIN! MWA HA HA HA HA HA HAAAA!!!

 

[BlueMage]

Hail to the King baby.

 

[DarkhoIlow]

Kratos has been kicking god's asses for the past 3(4 if including chains of olympus on PSP)games.I think he can handle a mere mortal ^^

 

[Fwee]

Mercer, because he's the only one who I don't think is a 100% twat + he doesn't need pills to eat people. Sorry Pacman, you're second place.

Yeah but Mercer needs to eat PEOPLE in order ro understand what the f**k is happening

Pac Man:1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000
Mercer:1

Ah, but you don't have to know what's going on to be able to have your ribspikes tear through someone's legs to burst out of their chests, do you?
Plus Pacman would still need quarters to continue the fight. I wouldn't be able to back a contender who's main weaknesses are people who are already dead and a lack of loose change.

 

[QuietBrilliance]

Gotta go with Alex Mercer with this one, that guy is damn near unstoppable.

 

[Fidelias]

Those are horrible options. Revan would win.

The only others that could come close would be Alex Mercer and Kratos. And those two are complete brutes. All strength, no intelligence. A poodle could outsmart them.

So yeah, fear the Dark Lord

 

[HassEsser]

I looked at your poll

Saw Kratos at top

Didn't even look at the other options

 

[Maddenfreak]

I know he's not on your list, but i think this might answer your question http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WiRH47J_zuI

 

[BoogieManFL]

I decided not to vote when I saw Pac Man.