Didn't you hear? Jesus was never bodily raised to heaven, he just calls himself Chuck Norris now.
Stupid blasphemy aside, I'm not too sure about this. You would have to come up with a battle field that enhances and optimizes Yahtzee's, Chuck Norris's, and since he's on the poll, Mr. T's strengths and weaknesses. It could very well be a video game set in the Wild West in which Mr. T just happens to be strolling through. In that case, who is the good guy/bad guy? In the end, it would be a field in which neither combatant could be predicted to win, as it functions off of each individual's strengths.