Poll: Who would win?

[roastbeefy]

Bruce Lee, but I'm disappointed not to see Bruce Campbell.

 

[Vrex360]

Godzilla is out on his morning walk and accidentally steps on them, killing them all. Godzilla then looks in horror, freaks out and yells:
"NO, NO, NOT AGAIN!!!! I CAN'T BE RESPONSIBLE FOR HOMICIDE AGAIN!!!"
Then runs away screaming and later finds himself once again in the mental care clinic recovering slowly.

 

[MrNades]

Godzilla is out on his morning walk and accidentally steps on them, killing them all. Godzilla then looks in horror, freaks out and yells:
"NO, NO, NOT AGAIN!!!! I CAN'T BE RESPONSIBLE FOR HOMICIDE AGAIN!!!"
Then runs away screaming and later finds himself once again in the mental care clinic recovering slowly.

And King Kong is in a dating service. He just doesn't know how to get a girl normally.

 

[Magical Hans]

Thor, the crusher

He wrestled old age and kills giants for the 'craic', who would be worthier?

 

[soulasylum85]

id have to say mr. rogers. its always the quiet ones that snap and fuck some shit up

 

[Kpt._Rob]

I'm going to say that the Predator wins.

 

[Vek]

They're all gods.

Bruce Lee is the best, definately.

Didn't he die recently?

One: it's spelled "difinitely." Three Is, no As.

Two:
If by "recently" you mean 36 years ago, then yeah. He's been dead since 1973.

 

[MrNades]

They're all gods.

Bruce Lee is the best, definately.

Didn't he die recently?

One: it's spelled "difinitely." Three Is, no As.

Two:
If by "recently" you mean 36 years ago, then yeah. He's been dead since 1973.

Oh shit really? Man people need to start telling me things.

 

[Vek]

Oh shit really? Man people need to start telling me things.

Yeah, he apaprently died after having an alergic reaction to some muscle relaxer in a painkiller he was taking. He started having seizures, collapsed, and couldn't be revived.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

Hercule Satan, he knows it's all a trick!

 

[fenrizz]

Sorry for the ancient meme, but you can't beat Chuck Norris

I reject your list, and substitute someone who would beat all of them: MacGuyver. However, there is one man who would beat MacGuyver: Lars Monsen. Most people in here probably haven't heard of him though, he's norwegian

Ah yes, Lars Monsen, the Norwegian MacGyver/Chuck Norris hybird

 

[MrNades]

Oh shit really? Man people need to start telling me things.

Yeah, he apaprently died after having an alergic reaction to some muscle relaxer in a painkiller he was taking. He started having seizures, collapsed, and couldn't be revived.

Well at least he didn't overdose, but that death isn't epic enough

 

[AkJay]

If you have ever heard the song "Ultimate Showdown" by Lemon Demon, then you will know that it will be "Mr. Rogers in a blood-stained sweater"

 

[Valkyira]

Bruce Lee all the way! WAAAAA CHHHAAAA

 

[Zombie_Fish]

Chuck Norris always wins. Even when put against ancient gods.

 

[arc101]

CHUCK NORRIS

 

[Triple G]

I still say Chuck Norris beaucse all other are made up or pussies.

EDIT: He's not in the list but I personally would say that BRIAN BOITANO would kick the ass of everyone.

 

[Squedee]

C'MONNNNN THOOOOORRRR.

Thor is a god, he's way beyond these guys' league.

Thor pwns all

I'm so pleased that everyone is voting for me thanks for the confidence guys but I'm pretty sure most of the people on this list can kick my ass.

and exactly, who nominated you thor?

 

[Christemo]

that isnt really a match, its just people who thinks they can beat Chuck Norris. he would knock them all out by looking at them funny.

 

[ace_of_something]

C'MONNNNN THOOOOORRRR.

Thor is a god, he's way beyond these guys' league.

Thor pwns all

I'm so pleased that everyone is voting for me thanks for the confidence guys but I'm pretty sure most of the people on this list can kick my ass.

and exactly, who nominated you thor?

Well, my parents named me that. I don't see the poll elaborating which Thor. And since everything ever is all about me you MUST be voting for me although you could be voting for my uncle too his pretty badass in a chainsmokey way.