Poll: Why are we all here?

[Duck Sandwich]

tritto.

Quadritto.

 

[ShadeOfRed]

Came for ZP, stayed for the forums, articles and Unforgotten Realms.

 

[Ambarato]

Zero Punctuation, but I always get distracted by the forum topic links to the right of the video.

 

[Jerakal]

Initially ZP, however I started looking around the forums a bit more today and I like what I see.

 

[Thais]

A friend used "pants on head retarded" in a conversation and when I asked her where it came from, she gave me the site's address. I looked around a bit and read some of the articles and signed up for the newsletter-thingy that day. Later she asked me if I'd looked at Zero Punctuation and laughed at me when I didn't know what she was talking about.

The forums are fun, but I stay for the Features.

 

[scoHish]

Heard about this place because of Zero Punctuation, grown to like this forum though.

 

[Panayjon]

Zero Punctuation... I don't rush home to watch it or anything but if its a Wednesday and I've nothing better to do, you'd better believe I'm checking out for the next video.

As far as the forum, well there are some interesting discussions that take place. Enough so that I felt the urge to join. Though, I'll admit the thread that made me register was a thread in which I felt a point needed to be made but no one was making it.

 

[SteinFaust]

came for ZP, picked up on Realms, and stayed for the forums.

 

[TheWickerPopstar]

ZP is perhaps the most overtly unique aspect of the site, but I was a bit upset that the News wasn't an option on the poll. That's how I discovered the site, and that's why I come back. Nothing like the occasional sarcastic remark in the middle of an objective news story.

 

[Goenitz]

ZP, De-Rez and the News.

And the forums are a great and educational way to kill time at work.

 

[DeadlyFred]

Hate to say it but I was sucked in by Yahtzee as well but the little RSS feed of forum posts kept calling to me like a loaded syringe to a smack addict so I had to give in and troll a bit.

 

[Talisker]

Gotta love them forums.

 

[anNIALLator]

when i read this thread, i thought that it was a philosopical discussion, and it amused me to see that there was 666 views!
but anyway, i originally came for ZP, but i also really like de-rez. it's northern irish, like me! (i think, correct me if i'm wrong)
i also like the forums, they have very little fanboyism.

 

[Wolfwind]

Heh, I also thought that this was going to be one of those "meanings of existence" topics.

Anywho, I'm also one of those people who were drawn here by ZP but ended up finding a good community. It's always nice to find a place with people who have more than just an internet connection and a half-ass grasp of the english language.

 

[Dapper Ninja]

I originally came because of Zero Punctuation, but I also like the forums (I've been planning on joining for awhile, but I never got around to it until now), and sometimes I read the articles and watch the other videos.

 

[wewontdie11]

I originally started visiting the site because of ZP in all of it's awesomeness, but I now regularly sign in just because of the damn cool community that resides within these forums.

 

[OverlordSteve]

The Women, of course. Because there are TONS of Girls on the Internet.

Seriously, the Forums and the actual Magazine.

 

[The Iron Ninja]

[HEADING=1]Iron Ninja presents: A special look at the history of the triumvirate of evil.[/HEADING]

The Trimvirate of evil (also known, depending on who you ask, as "the federation of evil" or just plain old "the Triumvirate) is a completely useless and almost entirely cosmetic alliance between the escapist users The Iron Ninja,(known as Magistrate Ninja or FeNinja) Ares Tyr (Known as Rossputin) and NewClassic (Known as Nuke Lassic).

It was formed on the 30th of August, 2008. Rising from brink of a conflict between the three posters. What follows is both the end of the conflict, and the founding words of the Triumvirate.

I humbly suggest, to my dear compatriot Ares Tyr, that he prepare to be slain by my hand. I would respectfully inquire as to whether or not he has any final words to impart upon the world. Then I, with the utmost sincerity, suggest he prepare to die.

...

Okay, honestly, this charade has gone forth long enough. Ares, not only do I suggest a truce, I would like to inquire as to a union. A Legion of Doom of sorts. Combined, we'll have the power of endless armies.

And you, Iron Ninja, join us, and together we shall form a dynamic trio the likes of which no one has every seen. The Three Amigos. Of DOOM!

[ON TOPIC]
I really freakin' like running jokes, which is why I've strung along with Ares and FeNinja for as long as I have.

And I also have a compulsive habit of bolding user names, especially in respectful or praiseful references. Or if I'm addressing them directly.
[/ON TOPIC]

I concede to your truce. I find the possibilities... interesting.

I prefer something more sinister sounding... such as "The Triumvirant" or however that silly poppy cock is spelled.

I shall also join this alliance. The skulls of legions of misinformed misanthropes will be crushed under our Iron boots (I'll give you two some of my spares). Onward to glory!

Aww, you all get a piece of imaginary apple pie!

Allies, weapons, doom, legions, skulls, Iron Boots, and pie?

Life is good.

And thus, the Triumvirate was born.
(Very few, if anyone at all, has any idea why it is "The Triumvirate of Evil" and not something more relevant to the posters themselves, but then, no one really asked about it, so it just stuck.)

 

[RedxDecember]

Zero Punctuation is the reason why we came here in the FIRST PLACE, but after these great videos and people here we don't have all of our attention on ZP, but it's the first place I check for new videos, but i couldn't imagine life without all you cool (and sometimes annoying) people.

EDIT: I went super softie there for a minute... I gotta go watch some ZP...

 

[sidhe3141]

Zero Punctuation, Unforgotten Realms, Drawn by Pain, and the fact that the forums only rarely turn into a name-calling contest.