Poll: Why aren't you working?

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Metal Brother

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Sadly, I am working. I leave on Monday for a whirlwind tour of Europe (England, Scotland, Switzerland, France, Belgium, Luxembourg, Denmark and Italy, all in two weeks) and there is too much that needs to be done before I fly...
 

SenseOfTumour

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Thread title reminded me of the great Bill Hicks piece about working...

'Hey Bill, why aren't you working?'
'uh...cos there's nothing to do!'
'Well, you just pretend like you're working'
'You get paid more than me, why don't you pretend I'm working? Hell, pretend they're all buying stuff, we can go home early!'
 

Baldry

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Well it's the holidays but I could try and get a girlfriend...After I beat Final Fantasy VII, bring it on Sephiroth I got your number!
 

neoontime

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Well, It's the secong week of school and it's saturday, I guess I could keep playing the sitting game.
 

The Bum

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I'm not working because i proudly hold the title of layzest person on the planet.
 

The_Emperor

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I live in an area deeply affected by recession with an inaccessible jobs market. so I do nothing but wait for jobs to become available and get pissed off when I don't get the job/company doesn't even write back to deny me.

Can't go to university because there are no places anymore cos they ran out of money too so I have to wait for next year round.

plus I procrastinate too much.

I can't sleep so I've been watching DS9 for almost 12 hours.

you think klingon females give toothy h?.......er nevermind

Emperor to ops, beam me to the sick bay, tell Bashir to have my special hypospray ready

-dies of nerd poisoning-
 

FrostyChick

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Because I live in an area where there are literally no jobs and those few that do become available always go to Xs second cousin or brother in law. so I've been sitting on my ass trying to stave off insanity.
 

Fingerprint

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I'm doing absolutely nothing for another three weeks. I'm back in England after just over 12 months and have taken all my holiday from work in advance to see friends and family etc. so instead of hiking up a mountain five days a week I'm dossing around for seven.
 

Lust

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Mar 23, 2010
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I don't work because I live in California.......


.....also, I'm just lazying around.
 

viranimus

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Nov 20, 2009
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Cause for some *shit reason I cant trick *damn anyone to *mecrob hire me right now. /stabbity
 

chiefohara

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I don't start work till late next week. Should be going to the gym now though.. but meh.. i'll leave it till monday morning
 

bad_dog14

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I was on vacation for 2 weeks (it's fucking ridiculous how slow the time went there), now I sleep/play games/jerk off during the day, and go out in the evening with my friends and not come home 'till morning. For a lazy person such as myself, this is heaven. When I'm not having a hangover, anyway. Which is almost every day.
 

Betancore

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Because it's not even an hour into this morning yet, and this morning happens to be a Sunday morning. Speaking of which, time for a little bit of the Velvet Underground. And time to settle down to watch the grass grow.
 

latenightapplepie

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I'm unemployed and have taken some time off from my university studies, so really, I have nothing better to be doing at 12:39 am on a Sunday morning.

I suppose I could tidy my room...
 

instantbenz

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I watch movies all the time while I'm sitting still with my girlfriend, playing games on the ps3 and insulting strangers on the net. I know a second language already and while it'd be fun to know Japanese, I'd rather just eat bacon with the time remaining before university begins on tuesday. Since I'm taking a painting class, watching it dry seems too much like school so i can't be arsed.
 

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instantbenz said:
I watch movies all the time while I'm sitting still with my girlfriend, playing games on the ps3 and insulting strangers on the net. I know a second language already and while it'd be fun to know Japanese, I'd rather just eat bacon with the time remaining before university begins on tuesday. Since I'm taking a painting class, watching it dry seems too much like school so i can't be arsed.
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