Poll: WikiLeaks set to reveal US-UFO war in southern ocean

[Kaboose the Moose]

A new report circulating in the Kremlin today prepared for President Medvedev by Russian Space Forces (VKS) 45th Division of Space Control says that an upcoming WikiLeaks release of secret US cables details that the Americans have been "engaged" since 2004 in a "war" against UFO's based on or near the Continent of Antarctica, particularly the Southern Ocean.

According to this report, the United States went to its highest alert level on June 10, 2004 after a massive fleet of UFO's "suddenly emerged" from the Southern Ocean and approached Guadalajara, Mexico barely 1,600 kilometers (1,000 miles) from the American border. Prior to reaching the US border, however, this massive UFO fleet is said in this report to have "dimensionally returned" to their Southern Ocean "home base".

The fears of the Americans regarding these Southern Ocean UFO's began, this report says, during the unprecedented events of July 11, 1991 (referred to as 7/11) when during the Solar Eclipse these mysterious aircraft appeared by the hundreds over nearly all of Mexico, even their Capital city. Most notable about the events of 7/11 were that as millions of Mexicans were watching on their televisions the National broadcasts of these UFO?s over Mexico City, the American media refused to allow their people to view it.

Since 2004, this report continues, fleets of Southern Ocean UFO's have continued to emerge from their bases, with the latest such event being this Friday past when another of their massive fleets was sighted over the South American Nation of Chile.

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[Source:WikiLeaks Set To Reveal US-UFO War In Southern Ocean [http://www.eutimes.net/2010/12/wikileaks-set-to-reveal-us-ufo-war-in-southern-ocean/]] There is more news and links in the source.

Alright two things:

1.

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This was my expression as I read the article!

2.

This article progressively delves into the crazies..I mean:

What is in our knowing, however, and when coupled with the information we reported on in our December 10th report Massive Earthquake Fears Rise After Mysterious Object Moves Nearer To Earth, suggests that the timing of these events, as we near the December 20/21 Total Lunar Eclipse, and as Mercury turns retrograde and joins Mars as it forms a conjunction with Pluto, that the ending of this year, 2010, truly marks the ending of this age as prophesied by the ancients.

The legitimacy of this article (which I highly doubt) aside I can't seem to comprehend the asshattery going on here.

I am not a skeptic, debunker, believer or disbeliever or anything else that can be labeled. I do believe that there is a reasonable statistical probability that we are not alone in the universe but aliens having a "fortress of solitude" type base in Antarctica, the US having a war with said aliens since 2004 and not loose/have an actual exit strategy (because I am assuming the aliens are totally kick-ass) or the world not knowing about said conflict and then on top of that asked to believe that Julian Assange is about to release wikileaks articles about this kind of stuff..that's kind of a stretch.

Don't get me wrong, I would like to believe but given the dubiousness of the source AND that it's about 2 weeks old..I don't think its at all..relevant or accurate for that matter.

SO the question/discussion: Do you think there is/can ever be, some merit to this or similar type articles? Do you want to believe or do you believe already or do you not believe..in aliens among us? Have you ever seen an UFO?

 

[JourneyThroughHell]

Aaand how do they know about the Medvedev report? No offense to America, but we classify and hide our stuff far better.

It's a joke. A pretty funny one at that.

 

[DeadlyYellow]

Kinda smells like the kind of stuff Weekly World News puts out.

 

[EonEire]

Let say for a moment that this is "real":

1) The America depicted in this would not exist 24 hours after the exposure that ANY country in the world would withhold this level of information and attempt to handle this situation itself and place the entire planet in danger, more so, by not asking for assistance with a threat of that magnitude, by every other country firing as many WMDs in its direction.

2) America are not the only country with satellites in the sky and nobody else picked this up?

3) If they have space travel why don't they just bombard us from space where retaliation is much more difficult? Why place themselves in a position where we can respond better? That doesn't sound like a highly evolved race of anything to me.

 

[mikecoulter]

It sounds rather ludicrous... I'd wait to see if that was made up.

 

[Jonluw]

You're sure this wasn't leaked by The Onion?

 

[Kaboose the Moose]

You're sure this wasn't leaked by The Onion?

Oh how I wish..but that's too logical. No, I want this to be true. I really do!

Humanity needs some bollocking with a side order of twaddle and I can only hope that a sexy alien is on the other end.

 

[Jonluw]

You're sure this wasn't leaked by The Onion?

Oh how I wish..but that's too logical. No, I want this to be true. I really do!

Humanity needs some bollocking with a side order of twaddle and I can only hope that a sexy alien is on the other end.

"Humanity needs some bollocking with a side order of twaddle"? Okay, I can't decipher that one. I've reached the limit of my English-proficiency.
Are you using that metaphor Yahtzee used about the US being a horny teenage girl who needs to get laid?

Or do you just mean that we should all shag the aliens...?

 

[Kaboose the Moose]

You're sure this wasn't leaked by The Onion?

Oh how I wish..but that's too logical. No, I want this to be true. I really do!

Humanity needs some bollocking with a side order of twaddle and I can only hope that a sexy alien is on the other end.

"Humanity needs somebollocking with a side order of twaddle"? Okay, I can't decipher that one. I've reached the limit of my English-proficiency.
Are you using that metaphor Yahtzee used about the US being a horny teenage girl who needs to get laid?

Or do you just mean that we should all shag the aliens...?

Neither. I just mean that our civilization needs to be shaken up a bit. Something to take our minds off mundane life

 

[Irridium]

I for one welcome our new alien overlords.

 

[Jonluw]

You're sure this wasn't leaked by The Onion?

Oh how I wish..but that's too logical. No, I want this to be true. I really do!

Humanity needs some bollocking with a side order of twaddle and I can only hope that a sexy alien is on the other end.

"Humanity needs somebollocking with a side order of twaddle"? Okay, I can't decipher that one. I've reached the limit of my English-proficiency.
Are you using that metaphor Yahtzee used about the US being a horny teenage girl who needs to get laid?

Or do you just mean that we should all shag the aliens...?

Neither. I just mean that our civilization needs to be shaken up a bit. Something to take our minds off mundane life

I might agree to that; but aliens might not be the best ones for that. After all; if they've reached our planet and are hostile, they probably have the technology to just perform an exterminatus on us...

 

[DigitalSushi]

Looks like someone is trying to discredit Wikileaks, I wonder who though?
*scratches chin*

 

[SinisterGehe]

If there would something like this happened, someone somewhere would have picked up something also...
And why it is always MEXICO and US border!!!

But Id give up, I welcome them and let them do whatever they want, since we most likely would destroy ourself after a while anyway. And if they really would be Aliens, USA handling them alone, I am sure Mother Russian, Peoples China and Tea sipping england would click their red buttons...

Well yeah, R.I.P Wikileaks, you weren't so useful after all..

 

[DigitalSushi]

Looks like someone is trying to discredit Wikileaks, I wonder who though?
*scratches chin*

Yeah, this is the smart way to destroy them, the one that'll actually work. Anything they say will sound stupid if there are enough 'leaks' like this. Locking up the founder will make a martyr and cooking up fake charges will do jack shit seeing as he has a better spin machine than most governments.

That's why I think that 'sexual misconduct' charge may well be genuine, because there are far easier ways of discrediting his organisation (like this) that are actually far more effective. Why bother doing things the ineffective and hard way?

I'm glad someone else see's this fallacy instead of going "holy shit, shit be true dawg!"

Funny thing is that all this shit thats happening is merely increasing Julian Assange's and by proxy his websites profile.

I personally can't wait until this article comes out, if it does I'm getting my friend at the MOD (Brits) to edit the article and adding that these UFO's used a "RESONANCE CASCADE" to travel here.

 

[Charli]

Looks like someone is trying to discredit Wikileaks, I wonder who though?
*scratches chin*

Yeah pretty much this... Not much else I can say other than someone somewhere with a lot of available resources... Oh gee I wonder who, is going the subtle route of 'discreditably'.
Not so subtle, mind.

 

[Blue_vision]

Neither. I just mean that our civilization needs to be shaken up a bit. Something to take our minds off mundane life

How about working for global peace or solving world hunger?..

 

[Kaboose the Moose]

Neither. I just mean that our civilization needs to be shaken up a bit. Something to take our minds off mundane life

How about working for global peace or solving world hunger?..

Sure..though which is more likely? Co-operation or chaos?