Poll: Worst Movie EVAH???

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Sindaine

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Napoleon Dynamite. There is nothing in it that remotely resembles humor, and it has barely shreds of a plot, plus glorifies flagrant animal abuse, and the actors all made me strongly want to take broken glass to their faces and bodies until they were skinless, limbless and screaming in the same kind of agony I felt while forced to endure this botched abortion of a film.
 

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Woodsey said:
I'm surprised it took 24 comments before someone mentioned The Room.
Dude, The Room is the BEST FILM EVER.

Seriously, sure... the film is shit, but if you watch it and take the piss out of it, it amounts to INCREDIBLE amounts of fun.
 

Kavachi

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Twilight
Pokemon first movie or something
and uhm... Percy Jackson thing
I havent seen many bad movies, so yeah, this would be it.
 

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PxDn Ninja said:
Yay, I get to start shit:D

For me, and I'm not TRYING to start shit, nor am I just flaming, but the absolute worst movie I have ever seen was Watchmen.
I think the movie had the worst soundtrack EVER but the movie was pretty good
 

Crystalite

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Kat.
I am not joking!
Plot: Some pentioners call up a demon from hell which then goes into the body of the cat of the neighbor, and goes around killing people.

The lead is played by an ex-porn-star that probably was bad at playing porn to.
The worst actress, the worst plot, the worst camera/sound/music ever to meet in one film.

Luckily for humanity, it es very obscure.
 

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Without a doubt, Knowing is the worst film in existance, close to it would be the wiker man, catwoman, and a shit load of kids movies like babies day out, and before i forget star wars 1 and 2 were god awful... hmmm i think thats about it from me

Edit: The happening is also hilariously bad
 

GundamSentinel

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I really dislike A Perfect Storm, but it's so long ago the full reasons have become a bit hazy. I believe it had something to do with the stupidly anticlimactic ending and a start that had me moaning 'get on with it!' for an hour. That's what you get with movies based on true events... Maybe I should rewatch it again to appreciate the actual good movies more.

Zebag said:
Dragon Ball Z: Evolution hands down.
Yes that too... I was almost crying in agony in the cinema...
 

PxDn Ninja

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Tipsy Giant said:
PxDn Ninja said:
Yay, I get to start shit:D

For me, and I'm not TRYING to start shit, nor am I just flaming, but the absolute worst movie I have ever seen was Watchmen.
I think the movie had the worst soundtrack EVER but the movie was pretty good
My issue with the movie (and from what I have read, the comic as well) is it actually manages to give too much backstory, which is something I would have sworn impossible prior to wasting those hours of my life.

The entire plot of the movie (that is, all the events that actually matter to the main point) take all of 35 minutes. That is including just enough of the relevant back story for the view to understand and give a shit.

The rest of the time in that movie was spent on backstories that either you just didn't care about, or were so horrible and/or boring that you started hoping the PS3 (in my case) would catch fire.

I actually remember wishing I had borrowed it on DVD instead of BluRay because then it would be in my 360 and perhaps it would red ring and give me a good reason not to see it through to the end.
 

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Dango said:
Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus
It's also incredibly awesome.
That was hilarious. After all that suspense, you see a shark jump at an airplane.
Oh, forgot to contribute.
Napoleon Dynamite and Pineapple Express are both movies that I only watched about 20 mins of because they bored me to sleep.
 

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Diver Down said:
Babel. The only movie I've walked out of the theatre watching.
Props to anyone who mentioned those Tim Burton Batman films, those were truly some of the worst things to ever grace the silver screen.
Hey, the Tim Burton Batman movies were all right. No, it was when Joel Schumacher took over with Batman and Robin that things went downhill.

On topic: It's probably because I was little at the time, but for me it was Aviator. I was bored all throughout that movie, but as I said, that's probably because I was quite a bit younger when I first saw it.