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God help me, is this what passes for edgy these days? Talking about how random you are? This world is fucked. 2012 can't come quick enough.
Not really... sometimes maybe but not to start a conversation. Prehaps in the middle of one, but it happens very rarely. It won't stop some of my mates from saying random weird stuff though, which I don't mind because it's really quite amusing.
Fairy nuff, wasnt here for that *points at himself and screams NOOOOB!!*delta4062 said:
back on topic, i worked for a nameless cinema chain and as a new recruit walked in for his first shift i sidled over to him and whispered "they wont let you leave you know" in his ear. never saw him again. oops.
Oh, and I like how you put the little open mouthed smiley face after your statement condemning me to die. I'm happy that because I'm cynical, you are so darned pleased that I'm gonna "be the first to go."delta4062 said:Reminds me...once in assembly one of my mates got upto the mic clears throat...testicles...that is all. he got suspended fortimmytom1 said:And youll be the first to godwightsteel said:
You do realise 2012 is just going to be another hot air balloon and we won't actually die.dwightsteel said:
praise Ocidnac. God of all Debielen.
?4. Thou shalt not preach wisdom, for it leads thy astray from Debiliteit.
?9. Thou shalt not worship false gods, for the never win with "Debielen".
?5. Thou shalt know and acknowledge the CTG, for it enlightens the path to Debiliteit.
?3. Thou shalt follow the ever Debiele judgement of His Debielness the Patriarch and His Debielness the Cardinal without doubt, if thee wishes to be a true Debiel Ocidnist.
?7. If thou chooseth a life in service of Het Debiele thou shalt give thyself a Debiele Latin sounding name, for this is very Debiel.
?2. Once in thy Debiele life shalt thee go to Ikea and get pencils. Only then proveth thee that thy is worthy that the Aldebielige cometh to thee..
?1. Thou shalt pray on regular day basis to Het Debiele, for it wil Debiliseer thy life.
?0. Thou shalt defend thy belief with the Debielest of weapons, for it is Ocidnac's will, and thou shalt be blessed with Ragus.
?8. Thou shalt be present at Debiele religious ceremonies, for the Ragus cometh to thee in full splendour.
?6. Thou shalt follow everything from the Bookus Vanus Ocidnacus, for the Debiliteit of The Book is important.
?4. Thou shalt not preach wisdom, for it leads thy astray from Debiliteit.
?9. Thou shalt not worship false gods, for the never win with "Debielen".
?5. Thou shalt know and acknowledge the CTG, for it enlightens the path to Debiliteit.
?3. Thou shalt follow the ever Debiele judgement of His Debielness the Patriarch and His Debielness the Cardinal without doubt, if thee wishes to be a true Debiel Ocidnist.
?7. If thou chooseth a life in service of Het Debiele thou shalt give thyself a Debiele Latin sounding name, for this is very Debiel.
?2. Once in thy Debiele life shalt thee go to Ikea and get pencils. Only then proveth thee that thy is worthy that the Aldebielige cometh to thee..
?1. Thou shalt pray on regular day basis to Het Debiele, for it wil Debiliseer thy life.
?0. Thou shalt defend thy belief with the Debielest of weapons, for it is Ocidnac's will, and thou shalt be blessed with Ragus.
?8. Thou shalt be present at Debiele religious ceremonies, for the Ragus cometh to thee in full splendour.
?6. Thou shalt follow everything from the Bookus Vanus Ocidnacus, for the Debiliteit of The Book is important.
So what? when being completely random, everyone think hilarity just ensued, but I can't be sarcastic about 2012 without people thinking that I'm a naive fool with no sense of humor? Yikes.InProgress said:
No i do not
But a close friend of mine does walk up to me and make random cat noises and weird noises in general
Weird girl...
But a close friend of mine does walk up to me and make random cat noises and weird noises in general
Weird girl...
You can, it's just the fact that I, for one, can't detect sarcasm without it being either obvious enough to see it from the dark side of Europa, or without hearing the tones of the voice.dwightsteel said:
Well, by utilising the photoelectric ability of the emus, you will find that a Snickers does in fact diffract through the spearhead of the conjunction.
Oh my god... you're right, it's all so clear now!Hamster at Dawn said:
I'm not too close to my friends, but I spew out random stuff in front of my sister. But most of the times it's from Monty Python.
"Tell me, how are we certain that the world is banana shaped?"
quite so, and by igniting the left testicle of a printer one will be capable of fornicating with the product of X and Youtube, thus beginning the paper chain reaction of the ninja revolution and the completion of the final component of gravy.Hamster at Dawn said:
