Poll: Would anyone like....

[Yankmy Armoff]

i find that adding "..in accordance with the prophecy" to the end of sentences really confuses/scares/upsets people.. in accordance with the prophecy.

 

[traceur_]

how did fish acquire a taste for worms?

oral sex? or perhaps some fish accidentally ate the alien worms that came with the meteor that wiped out the dinosaurs.

 

[Hamster at Dawn]

Well, by utilising the photoelectric ability of the emus, you will find that a Snickers does in fact diffract through the spearhead of the conjunction.

quite so, and by igniting the left testicle of a printer one will be capable of fornicating with the product of X and Youtube, thus beginning the paper chain reaction of the ninja revolution and the completion of the final component of gravy.

True, but you must consider that the headlight has no emotional attachment to the retinal scanner and therefore many of the catnip baboons do not have the glossary to perfect the science of chimney sweeping.

 

[traceur_]

Well, by utilising the photoelectric ability of the emus, you will find that a Snickers does in fact diffract through the spearhead of the conjunction.

quite so, and by igniting the left testicle of a printer one will be capable of fornicating with the product of X and Youtube, thus beginning the paper chain reaction of the ninja revolution and the completion of the final component of gravy.

True, but you must consider that the headlight has no emotional attachment to the retinal scanner and therefore many of the catnip baboons do not have the glossary to perfect the science of chimney sweeping.

ah but the beetle's inability to leap is countered by the spartan laser, thus enabling the search button to consume the necessary volume of chocolate custard per parsec in order for it to continue donating to the british museum of natural history.

 

[Yankmy Armoff]

*writes you all a sanity cheque*

 

[Hamster at Dawn]

Well, by utilising the photoelectric ability of the emus, you will find that a Snickers does in fact diffract through the spearhead of the conjunction.

quite so, and by igniting the left testicle of a printer one will be capable of fornicating with the product of X and Youtube, thus beginning the paper chain reaction of the ninja revolution and the completion of the final component of gravy.

True, but you must consider that the headlight has no emotional attachment to the retinal scanner and therefore many of the catnip baboons do not have the glossary to perfect the science of chimney sweeping.

ah but the beetle's inability to leap is countered by the spartan laser, thus enabling the search button to consume the necessary volume of chocolate custard per parsec in order for it to continue donating to the British museum of natural history.

Either way the dog trumpets can still find their license plate amongst the longitudinal wave of Blu-Ray establishments. I suppose this could only be avoided if the 3 wood was to pump arrogance above the shells.

 

[dwightsteel]

God help me, is this what passes for edgy these days? Talking about how random you are? This world is fucked. 2012 can't come quick enough.

You do realise 2012 is just going to be another hot air balloon and we won't actually die.

So what? when being completely random, everyone think hilarity just ensued, but I can't be sarcastic about 2012 without people thinking that I'm a naive fool with no sense of humor? Yikes.

You can, it's just the fact that I, for one, can't detect sarcasm without it being either obvious enough to see it from the dark side of Europa, or without hearing the tones of the voice.

Ok, well here is a little guide for you. When I say things that are clearly irrational, like say, the world is gonna end in 2012, I give you permission to go ahead and just assume that I'm not to be taken seriously.

 

[donishiwa]

Super flying squirrel men With jet packs