Poll: Would you buy porn?

Gralian

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Yup yup! It's me again, riding on the success of my recent porn-related thread.

I jest, but reading the recent SuicideGirls fiasco news article in the News Room, i thought about the people who did end up walking out of Comic Con with their SuicideGirls book / video / whatever and it got me thinking; i just wouldn't have the courage to buy porn! Even the softcore kind. I wouldn't be able to stand in the store with a straight face as the guy scanned my copy of Playboy or the clerk in HMV scanned my dvd box set of 'girls gone wild'. I wouldn't even be able to pay for porn online because i know it'd end up on my bank statement. People will know about it. And then someone may find out i bought porn. Friends, family, parents and so on. The reason for all that though is because i've been brought up in a very conservative household where sex and porn are one of the many great evils and regarded as taboo in the eyes of my parents, as i mentioned before. Doesn't stop me watching all the great free porn online though, hurr hurr.

My question is: Would YOU buy porn? Forgetting whether you actually would due to all the free porn out there, would you have the courage to actually buy a dirty mag / video / internet subscription? If you do currently buy porn, why? And lastly, what's the appeal of softcore porn? I never understood why someone would want to look at pics of half-naked girls when they could watch a 10 minute video of a fully naked girl elsewhere.

Your thoughts!
 

crudus

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Hell no I would never buy porn. Not because I don't have the balls to; I proudly watch porn and would have the courage to buy it. I won't buy it because I can get it for free.
 

rokkolpo

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Gralian said:
I never understood why someone would want to look at pics of half-naked girls when they could watch a 10 minute video of a fully naked girl elsewhere.

Your thoughts!
it's leaves more to imagination. that's the main appeal.

but no i don't buy. i would probably steal porn earlier than buying it.
 

DazZ.

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Bought porn as a gift before.

Unless the shopkeeper was attractive I doubt I'd even have a conversation with them.
Would love to try and hit on someone whilst buying porn.
 

Julianking93

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crudus said:
Julianking93 said:
Hell no! What the hell would I ever buy porn for?
Special features on DVDs? I have always wanted to be a commentator for porn.
They have commentators for porn? I don't think I'd be able to do that :p

But seriously, why would I buy something I can so easily get off the interwebz for free?
 

Gralian

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You guys are missing the main point. Would you have the courage to buy porn? We all know you can get it all for free on the net, but would you actually be able to stand in front of the cashier with a straight face?

Whether you actually would or not, well... That's a different question altogether!
 

crudus

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Julianking93 said:
crudus said:
Julianking93 said:
Hell no! What the hell would I ever buy porn for?
Special features on DVDs? I have always wanted to be a commentator for porn.
They have commentators for porn? I don't think I'd be able to do that :p

But seriously, why would I buy something I can so easily get off the interwebz for free?
I don't know. I have just always wanted to do it. Also there are certain pornos I would want to buy like Porn Wars (which I hear is terrible but possibly worth seeing someone's clothes ripped off with the force) or either Pirates porn flick. I want to see want a porn movie can do with an 8 million dollar budget.

Mr Montmorency said:
Why the hell would I leave evidence behind?!
Dirty socks don't count as evidence?
 

justblues

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heck yeah id buy porn. as for the softcore stuff. i think it for stimulation. softcore was awesome when i first found out about porn because it was watching girls being sexy and seductive.
 

Mr Montmorency

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crudus said:
Mr Montmorency said:
Why the hell would I leave evidence behind?!
Dirty socks don't count as evidence?
Evidently, they do for you. Tissues you can flush leave no evidence. And you don't have to worry about the fact that you could be wearing one of your socks that you jizzed in.

I've go a Powerpoint presentation here somewhere...