You know, I'd probably really hate a female version of myself. I'm kind of a dick, so I can't imagine a female version getting any better. But I am an easy drunk. So what I would do was arrange to have my female version get totally wasted on cheap booze (I have no sense of taste, it could be rotgut, it's still going to make me puke) over at my place, and then as I go about setting up my camera and sound equipment, invite over some black dudes from blackdudes.com, you know, guys that look like that old spice dude only really fucking angry because they didn't get that commercial spot(which is a sweet deal) Then basically once all my stuff was set up and the guys were there, I'd have my rule 64 self gang-banged by four angry black dudes while I videotape and jerk off. And I'd probably sell the tapes to bangbros or whoever is into hardcore interracial gangbangs.
But no, I probably wouldn't date myself.