Poll: Would you eat someone?

[PunkRex]

If CSI is to be believed it would taste like pork and I dont like pork but if I was hungry I suppose. Grom nom nom.

 

[Dr. Gorgenflex]

I would without even thinking about it. Meat is meat and survival is the most important thing, as long as I am not the first person to survive.

 

[CarpathianMuffin]

In actuality, I'd say no. I may have loose-ish morals, but I won't even think of eating somebody to save my own life.

However, for the sake of keeping this post interesting, I'll say yes. I like to partake in some roasted brains on toast points every now and then.
...What? >_>

 

[Gralian]

I'd like to... see what human actually tastes like, just out of sheer morbid curiosity.

 

[Marter]

Without a second thought, yes I would.

 

[Betancore]

No. The mere idea of it would make me throw up, and that's just a waste of food. Would rather let them eat me.

 

[Grey_Focks]

Apparently we taste like pork, so no.

Not only because I'm not the biggest pork fan, but because morally I couldn't do it. If I saw someone trying to eat another human, no matter the situation, I'd probably kill them, because I will never approve of canibalism.

Also if we are like pork, I can't imagine human meat being terribly kosher.

I already do.There is nothing tasty than man(or women, I'm no sexist) meat, Yummy!

I would think a women would be better since they have more tender meat typically. There really is nothing sexist about that.

Nope. Reasons!

1) You NEVER eat something that dies naturally, ever. Seriously, this will fuck you up so much it's not even funny.

Can you explain that one to me. I am not sure how it would mess you up.

2) I'd also never kill someone with the intention of eating them, which is just beyond wrong.

Well, then you would be the one killed to be eaten

3)...I just wouldn't. Seriously, how would you be able to go on living knowing that you had to eat another human being, someone who once had thoughts, dreams, hopes, a family, etc? I know I just wouldn't be able to do it, and I'd rather die with my humanity intact.

You would be very surprised what you can do during extreme circumstances.

1) Okay. Eating the meat of something that died either naturally or of an illness would have a VERY high chance of making you sick, and since I'm assuming these are "Extreme" conditions, getting sick would only further inhibit your ability to survive.

2)...remind me to never go camping with you.

3) If for some reason I did "cave in", I would probably kill myself after being rescued then. Seriously, I would rather die with my humanity intact than resort to cannibalism.

 

[crudus]

1) Okay. Eating the meat of something that died either naturally or of an illness would have a VERY high chance of making you sick, and since I'm assuming these are "Extreme" conditions, getting sick would only further inhibit your ability to survive.

2)...remind me to never go camping with you.

3) If for some reason I did "cave in", I would probably kill myself after being rescued then. Seriously, I would rather die with my humanity intact than resort to cannibalism.

1) So you have said. You have yet to say any supporting statements though.

2) No dice.

3) Why?

 

[Grey_Focks]

1) Okay. Eating the meat of something that died either naturally or of an illness would have a VERY high chance of making you sick, and since I'm assuming these are "Extreme" conditions, getting sick would only further inhibit your ability to survive.

2)...remind me to never go camping with you.

3) If for some reason I did "cave in", I would probably kill myself after being rescued then. Seriously, I would rather die with my humanity intact than resort to cannibalism.

1) So you have said. You have yet to say any supporting statements though.

2) No dice.

3) Why?

Okay, you just seem to be missing my entire point. I would NEVER eat human flesh, and I would sure as hell think negatively of anyone who did. I'm not gonna bother to google proof that eating something that died of illness, age, or malnutrition is bad for you, because that's common knowledge. If you want to eat someone, go right ahead.

 

[Death God]

If I could cook them and have spices and was my last resort.... then yeah. Survival is survival man. Got to do what it takes to live.