Poll: Would you enjoy the universe if it turned into an anime?

[CulixCupric]

Would you enjoy the universe if it turned into an anime? the universe would not just look like an anime, but it would act like an anime, an follow all the rules of anime. for example: every single anime trope would be as real as physics, etc. you get the idea?

let's also discuss what such a universe would entail, and it's rules, limits, or lack thereof.

you might want to take this quiz too:
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/quizzes/view/121-What-JRPG-Character-Type-Are-You

 

[Doclector]

It would probably get very messy after a single day.

Imagine every fight that takes place everywhere in the world in a day being escalated to anime levels. You wouldn't be able to go out without seeing someone blasting someone else out of a window with inexplicable energy beams.

So, yeah. Probably.

 

[CulixCupric]

It would probably get very messy after a single day.

Imagine every fight that takes place everywhere in the world in a day being escalated to anime levels. You wouldn't be able to go out without seeing someone blasting someone else out of a window with inexplicable energy beams.

So, yeah. Probably.

yeah, but you'd be really hard to kill.

 

[gigastrike]

Hell no, I'll take the peaceful real world.

 

[CulixCupric]

Hell no, I'll take the peaceful real world.

yeah, but this is the whole universe, not just the earth.

 

[The Wykydtron]

Haha! I wonder how society will function when 6 out of ten people have a harem...

And at least 1 person in each school is an antihero genius. Also anime blood pressure and quantity dictates that a Blood Cleaning Team would need to be created and maintained everywhere.

Hope there's not too many Gasai Yuno(of Future Diary fame) level Yanderes about, may need to make axes harder to aquire...

Fuck it i'm in

 

[Nouw]

Oh god, the world would be a scary place. Everyone would have the craziest hair-dos and the ones with the craziest would be the strongest. [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AnimeHair]And don't even [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BuxomIsBetter] start on breasts. [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BoobsOfSteel]

On a more positive note, DigiWorld here I come! *Anime starry eyes. As long as I could escape to there, I wouldn't mind. The real-world would however...

 

[smearyllama]

If life were like an anime, then highschool would probably be akin to something like River City Ransom.
I take no issue with this.
It's better then sitting through boring old IT Fundamentals because it's a prerequisite for networking. <.<

 

[CulixCupric]

Haha! I wonder how society will function when 6 out of ten people have a harem...

And at least 1 person in each school is an antihero genius. Also anime blood pressure and quantity dictates that a Blood Cleaning Team would need to be created and maintained everywhere.

Hope there's not too many Gasai Yuno(of Future Diary fame) level Yanderes about, may need to make axes harder to aquire...

Fuck it i'm in

I actually don't know much about anime. all I've really seen was inu yasha, full metal alchemist, digimon, and pokemon.

 

[Doclector]

It would probably get very messy after a single day.

Imagine every fight that takes place everywhere in the world in a day being escalated to anime levels. You wouldn't be able to go out without seeing someone blasting someone else out of a window with inexplicable energy beams.

So, yeah. Probably.

yeah, but you'd be really hard to kill.

The property around me wouldn't be. People would perform acts of destruction like they're just making a cup of tea. People would lose ten mobiles a week from dramatically crushing them in their hands. Public transport would be damn near impossible due to buildings on the line. Car insurance would go through the roof, or at least the policies that dare to cover "acts of overpowered teenagers".

 

[Risingblade]

Can we still speak English or do we all Have to magically learn Japanese?

 

[Jedoro]

Haha! I wonder how society will function when 6 out of ten people have a harem...

And at least 1 person in each school is an antihero genius. Also anime blood pressure and quantity dictates that a Blood Cleaning Team would need to be created and maintained everywhere.

Hope there's not too many Gasai Yuno(of Future Diary fame) level Yanderes about, may need to make axes harder to aquire...

Fuck it i'm in

full metal alchemist, digimon, and pokemon.

Hell, you give me the ability to transmute and have a sentient animal buddy, I'll be all for the universe going anime.

 

[Zepren]

If it means I get to fight my boss in a battle to the death and insta-abs, count me in lol

 

[Nouw]

Can we still speak English or do we all Have to magically learn Japanese?

If you're English, you have to stick with...dubbing! This does raise a few questions. Digimon is set in Japan and Korea due to dubbing. How does this work?

 

[CulixCupric]

Can we still speak English or do we all Have to magically learn Japanese?

you will automatically know it and can speak it fluently.

Can we still speak English or do we all Have to magically learn Japanese?

If you're English, you have to stick with...dubbing! This does raise a few questions. Digimon is set in Japan and Korea due to dubbing. How does this work?

and korean too, and any other languages anime related or spoken in anime.

 

[JoJo]

Can we still speak English or do we all Have to magically learn Japanese?

You're allowed to speak English, but it'll sound terrible and won't match up with your mouth ;-)

OT: Given the whackiness of most anime universes, why not? Least I'd never get bored. I'd probably be the perverted comic relief guy.

 

[Nouw]

You're allowed to speak English, but it'll sound terrible and won't match up with your mouth ;-)

Gimme a hi-five. At least talking will be more interesting xD.

 

[CulixCupric]

I'd probably be the perverted comic relief guy.

and i'd be the mysterious rival, so says this quiz: http://www.escapistmagazine.com/quizzes/view/121-What-JRPG-Character-Type-Are-You

 

[Krois]

No, everyone speaks Japanese with subtitle below us everytime we talk. By anime logic, war shouldn't be that bad, everyone heals with bandaid.