Poll: Would You Have Sex With A Vampire?

[JokerboyJordan]

Just something I was thinking recently due to all the "Dark Romance" stories/shows.
So would you?
Personally I might depending on the situation and my feelings...

 

[Jedoro]

For all intents and purposes, she's alive, so if we're attracted to each other then I'm down.

 

[Wicky_42]

What sort of Vampire are we talking about? Been watching Buffy recently, definitely not one of those soul-less beasts. Twilight Vamps seem to just be normal dudes with a pale complexion and low self-esteem or something - not really a lot different there. True Blood or Ann Rice vamps would be kinky but dangerous as you're pretty likely to end up drained... so not really sure, tbh.

 

[Jedamethis]

If they promise not to eat me, then sure!
Otherwise, the only wood they'll be getting is a stake.

 

[Jonesy911]

As long as she promised to turn me into one afterwards

 

[RobCoxxy]

No, because they don't exist

 

[Ekonk]

Depends what kind of vampire we're talking about.
If we're talking what are basically walking corpses bloated with the blood they drink like the old folklore vampires, hell no.
The Old World vampires - you know, from Vampire the Masquerade - hell yes.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

Sure, why not?
Vampires, zombies, female C'thulhus, humans...
Who cares about such trivial differences anyways?

 

[MassiveGeek]

Maybe.

Does the sex fill any sort of purpose? Stress-release? Them trying to bite me? They love me? It all depends.

But I probably wouldn't do it, they're technically dead after all, I don't want to be that close to someone that's colder than the inside of a refridgerator.

 

[Jedamethis]

If they promise not to eat me, then sure!
Otherwise, the only wood they'll be getting is a stake.

Nice pun, good sir.

OT: Hell yes. As a masochist that biting will only get me more in the mood.

I'm sure I can think of a better one, but I wanted something down quick before somebody else nipped in and said it before me...

 

[Mr Pantomime]

If I dont, im sure to regret it later. Also, "I nailed a vampire" is an excellent sentence to get free drinks

 

[Kurokami]

Yes, why not?

If the person is attractive and flirtatious like all Vampires are (good ones) then yes yes and yes!
Perhaps he/she decides to turn me afterward.

That's the dream.

The biggest downside seems to be that when you're turned you have to fill in a contract that obligates you to ***** about it for the next 3,000,000,000 years.

 

[Arjen Swellengrebel]

Umm, NO, has no-one read Dracula? Sex with a vampire usually involves having all your blood sucked out of your body, being shoved headfirst into open wounds, and dying. AND HE WILL COME BACK FOR MORE.

 

[Pariah87]

Hmm, I have a blood fetish and vampy goth girls are perhaps the hottest on the planet...Hell Yes, Kinky Vampire Sex!

 

[Monkfish Acc.]

For the purposes of this thread, let's pretend I would ever have sex with anyone under any circumstances.

No. Because that would be pretty stupid.
"HERE TAKE A LOOK AT MY EXPOSED NECK WHILE I THRUST THE MOST BLOOD FILLED ORGAN I HAVE THAT ISN'T MY HEART AT YOU"

 

[GeorgW]

Hell yes! I like a little nibbling of the neck, and if she turns me, then I'll get eternal life. If she kills me, what a way to go! I can't really see the downside...