Poll: Would you join?

[Wierdguy]

The devil is the lesser of two evils, not to mention that dude knows how to party! God is soooo prudish and all those religious preatchers in heaven make for lame parties.

 

[DasUberCow]

You're at school? It's 00:38 where I live.

Fun fact. Not everyone lives in the same time zone as you.

On topic : I voted Devil, because, frankly satanism holds a lot more relevance to me than Christianity. Not that either exist of course. Not a thread to be taken seriously, in my books.

 

[gostlyfantom]

I choose Cthulhu

 

[Stammer]

I'd join Jesus. He seems pretty on the ball.

 

[Mad World]

Based on the murder record for both sides, I'll side with Satan, who's killed far, far less people.

Don't believe me? You DARE not fucking believe me!?

God killed people who deserved it. After all, He is God, and God is perfect.

The reason Satan can't kill people at will is because God won't let him; Satan is (obviously) not perfect, so he wouldn't be just in his killings.

However, what Satan can do is play tricks on people's minds by tempting them to commit sin. So with that included, Satan's kill count is much higher than you think.

 

[Icarion (aka Stockholm)]

Can I be on Elijah's side? He has a chariot of fire. And works for god. So I pick Elijah.

 

[drisky]

This question seems irrelevant to non-christians, and christians who don't take this issue very seriously.

I think it's irrelevant to christians who take it seriously, how many serious christians do you know that what to fight with satan against god? Seems to me like its more relevant if you think its fictional, like would you be a jedi or a sith, you don't have to believe there real to pick a side.

 

[Marik Bentusi]

Unless I'm the ultimate badass I don't really have a choice if the devil's in my room, now do I? Even if I tried to refuse, he's the master of lies and seduction, I don't think my brain was built for this kind of shit. Not to mention his mere presence already kinda proves Jesus fucked up with this "saving" stuff.

If I was a "Heaven doesn't want me and hell's afraid I'll take over" badass, I'll probably ask him if that last beating wasn't enough and when Jesus and he will FINALLY leave me alone and enjoy myself.

But we all know that's never gonna happen, so why argue about this?
Satan's not gonna pop up as long as he's stuck in the frozen lake in the middle of hell (not to mention hell is traditionally not Mordor, but a kind of prison where everything bad ends up - doesn't mean they can do what they want, that would question Mr. God's authority, sir).

/horrible jokes

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I'm in God's army on this one. Nothing could sway me to join with the Devil.

 

[the rye]

Neither, my allegiance is to Cthulhu.

 

[thenumberthirteen]

http://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/20090709.gif

Personally I'd go with Jesus.

Why?

Better Catering

 

[GBlair88]

I would remember I don't believe in either of them and go back to sleep.

 

[dkyros]

idk Jesus is a pretty good Cleric/bard but I bet the devil would make one hell of a DD or tank depending on how he spec himself over the past eternity. Actually the devil seems like the person who would want everything and probably ended up developing both shield and dual wield making half his abilities useless at all times.

Well now that I've thought it over logically I guess I would go with Jesus. I usually suck at these kind of things and having someone that can Raise in the group would help when I die from being a newb. Also, I seem to remember a certain Jesus being the life of the party.
(
Oh no we are out of the wine!
Jesus: Shit get me some water quickly!
Jesus says the magic words: Sim sim salabim
Jesus: Yo, this party is gonna last all night!
)

 

[Wierdguy]

Based on the murder record for both sides, I'll side with Satan, who's killed far, far less people.

Don't believe me? You DARE not fucking believe me!?

God killed people who deserved it. After all, He is God, and God is perfect.

The reason Satan can't kill people at will is because God won't let him; Satan is (obviously) not perfect, so he wouldn't be just in his killings.

However, what Satan can do is play tricks on people's minds by tempting them to commit sin. So with that included, Satan's kill count is much higher than you think.

THOU SHALL NOT KILL!!!!! (except anyone I happen to not like at the moment, they're fair game!)

Yeah - awesome god that...

 

[Griffstar]

= set aside a day of rest for everyone

Would you worship me for working all day, be crusfied on a cross and killed?
And a day isn't that long.

Ontopic-
I would join with the devil. He seems like a nice guy to me, I mean what has he really done to anyone?

 

[Mad World]

THOU SHALL NOT KILL!!!!! (except anyone I happen to not like at the moment, they're fair game!)

Yeah - awesome god that...

We're only human; He is God. He's omnipotent, omniscient, and omnipresent. He made everything. Trust me - He has the right to kill. We - on the other hand - don't because we're only human; therefore, we are unable to justly decide who deserves to live or die.

 

[proctorninja2]

the devil i am more sympathtic to him after reading the inferno and also gods a dick

 

[Spirultima]

I like to be the evil of the good, in a sense.

To make sense of that, I can not do evil to another, but if that person themselves are bad, I have absolutely no problem with bringing all forms of hell upon them.

An inquisitor you could say, I think.

Either way, between chaos and order, I pick order.

 

[penguindude42]

I choose Cthulhu

Ia! Ia! Cthulhu f'taghn!

-TOM

 

[That's Funny]

I'd tell the Devil to sling his hook, while I do admire his work, he can't really hold a candle to the creator of the flippin universe.

That is of course I believed in that stuff, which I don't.

I choose Insanity from Shoggoth.