Poll: Would you join?

[SuperSuperSuperGuy]

It depends which side has what to offer. Will Jesus give me arcane powers beyond anyone's imagination? Probably not. But will Satan offer me eternal salvation? Also probably not. However, if I die in Armageddon and was serving Satan, I'd probably go to Hell. And, once there, will Satan punish me for serving him? Now that wouldn't make any sense. The problem with Hell is that a good amount of the people in there would be less than pleasant to hang around with for all eternity.

This is a REALLY difficult decision. If I could get more details as to what happens if I choose either one, I'd be able to render my verdict. At this point, I don't know enough.

 

[dkyros]

= set aside a day of rest for everyone

Would you worship me for working all day, be crusfied on a cross and killed?
And a day isn't that long.

Ontopic-
I would join with the devil. He seems like a nice guy to me, I mean what has he really done to anyone?

He had a rebellious phase and got kicked out of the house after telling his dad to f**k off. Now he lives in the crappy part of the inner city in the middle of summer and nobody has a working Air Conditioning unit.

 

[ImmortalDrifter]

I would fight with the bannerless

 

[0mn1p0t3ntg6y]

Devil FTW. I absolutely LOVE causin problems. Plus most Catholics I know are sticks-in-the-mud who could using a whupping.

 

[Wierdguy]

We're only human; He is God. He's omnipotent, omniscient, and omnipresent. He made everything. Trust me - He has the right to kill. We - on the other hand - don't because we're only human; therefore, we are unable to justly decide who deserves to live or die.

You know... if god knows everything that has happened, is happening and is going to happen, and have the ability to change the outcome... woulnt it make a lot more fucking sense for him to, you know, STOP THE BAD THINGS FROM HAPPENING?

Dont come with the line "god gave man free will so we ourselves can find gods love or prove to be unworthy ectectect blahblahblah", cause that just makes god seem like a fat immature kid with a magnifying glass on a sunny day burning ants, joyously watching as we scurry about trying to avoid the "beam of justified kills".

Besides, if free will is the cause of evil... is there free will in heaven? If there is then there has to be evil in heaven, and if not - it means our reward for serving faithfully is to become puppets to the guy we served... yay for afterlife eh? >_>

 

[OptimisticPessimist]

Anyone who recognizes the existence of the devil (I don't) would NEVER consider joining him. It's INSANE.

Yeah, lets fight for the very essence of evil against an omnipotent being who can wipe you from existence and send you to eternal torment with a mere thought?

yeah.

Oh, I dunno. He doesn't seem so bad.

 

[Bara_no_Hime]

Wait, I may want to change my answer.

Did Shishi-O Makoto defeat the devil and take over Hell? Cause I'd sign up with that hot-ass mummy and his sexy side-kick/lover any day of the week.

If Shishi-O didn't take over hell, then I'd have to go through the interview process described in my previous post.

If you have no idea what I'm talking about, you need to watch through the Shishi-O arch in Rourounin Kenshin (sp?).

 

[Sjakie]

I'm a pacifist pussy!

...And i dont vote.

 

[gbemery]

What kind of stupid question is that. Who to pick: the incarnation of everything bad and evil or the creator of everything including the devil and you.

P.S. I'm not even christian.

Umm this pretty much sums it up. Why would you not join the side of the one who created everything?

 

[Shadowtek]

this makes no sense. How would I side with myself to fight off the holier-than-thou bullies?

 

[loc978]

I'd ignore him, go get my junior chemistry kit and test my food for lysergic acid diethylamide.

 

[Jinnwarior]

the devil, because that guy knows how to throw a good party!

 

[Canadamus Prime]

Where's the neither option. Seems like a choice between two different flavors of shit to me.

 

[Sexual Harassment Panda]

If God is omniscient and omnipotent, you really have to back him to win at anything.

 

[Heatray]

Those who fear the dark have not seen what the light can do.

Jesus power baby!

 

[Frotality]

im pretty sure the entire final battle has been laid out in detail, and god wins. then again, the bible is HIS book, so it might just be arrogance on is part. in terms of armed conflict though, im pretty sure god has satan beat; the devil's all about sabotage and deception, he really wouldnt fare very well against god's much more direct smiting wrath and angel armies, so im with god.

 

[silver wolf009]

Both, they reveal dramaticly that I am a triple agent for Cthuluhu.

All hail the deep one!

 

[shaneriding]

it would have to be jesus. everytime i start a game with the intention of being evil i always revert to being good.

 

[Lybs]

Well since I'm a swede I think I say screw it all and join Thor and the other gods from Nordic mythology.
Plus in the book of revelation all those who serve god and his kingdom would end up in Rapture before the great battle of Kanaan at the end of days so all the once who would be left on earth would have to fight against the devil to prove their worth to god so that leaves only all the sinners that would end in hell anyway.

 

[crazyfoxdemon]

I'm probably going to hell... But even so.. I'm not about to help the devil...