I would check on what kind of hallucinogenic mould might have been growing on last night's pizza if I'm seeing fictional characters at my door.
Poll: Would you join?
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Honestly, pretty vague. We need a little more to go on.
Hell could be pretty exciting. I mean if you haven't done anything for Lucifer, you're screwed and treated like the damned, but if you get on his good side, if he has one, might not be too bad.
Heaven might be a little boring just judging by my being an ex-Christian. Not that I'm a Satanic Worshipper or whatever.
Hell could be pretty exciting. I mean if you haven't done anything for Lucifer, you're screwed and treated like the damned, but if you get on his good side, if he has one, might not be too bad.
Heaven might be a little boring just judging by my being an ex-Christian. Not that I'm a Satanic Worshipper or whatever.
Well if given the choice (under the circumstances: coming back from the grave etc), I'd join Jesus cause in my opinion there is no Devil or God, but Jesus was a real person; I'm pretty sure. So I'd be on the side of the non imaginary being.
It is good to find support in my brother and sister Pastafarians -- praise be unto His Noodly Appendages!Worr Monger said:
why the hell would you join the devil?
IT'S THE FUCKING DEVIL. ANY ALLIANCE WILL NOT END WELL FOR YOU.
it's a lot like that thread a while back that asked if you would vote for Jesus for president. well... IT'S JESUS. "THE" JESUS.
IT'S THE FUCKING DEVIL. ANY ALLIANCE WILL NOT END WELL FOR YOU.
it's a lot like that thread a while back that asked if you would vote for Jesus for president. well... IT'S JESUS. "THE" JESUS.
Well if the devil is trying to take god down then I'm guessing he has a good chance or at least he thinks he does. He's also got hell's army with him which I'm betting is a lot bigger than god's because we're all sinners one way or another. Said army will include the most sadistic people to have ever lived by the way. If we lose we all go back to hell for eternal punishment which was gonna happen anyway. If we win...well we win.
God and jesus' side has angels yes but they are limited in number and really it's only archangels that can do some real damage. They are restricted by rules whereas hell's army isn't. If they lose you can only imagine what'll happen. If htey win it's paradise on earth. Their version that is where there's still rules and really when you think about it sounds quite boring.
I'm all for the devil here. Especially if we're talking about the one who rebelled because he wanted equality.
God and jesus' side has angels yes but they are limited in number and really it's only archangels that can do some real damage. They are restricted by rules whereas hell's army isn't. If they lose you can only imagine what'll happen. If htey win it's paradise on earth. Their version that is where there's still rules and really when you think about it sounds quite boring.
I'm all for the devil here. Especially if we're talking about the one who rebelled because he wanted equality.
Why the devil? Why not Nyarlathotep? They're equally plausible.
Anyway, I'd join Nyarlathotep. Sure, he's evil and chaotic and stuff, but 1) he's p cool with humans (as minions) and 2) it'd probably a lot of fun helping an evil deity kill stuff. Nyarlathotep and Azathoth are where it's at.
Anyway, I'd join Nyarlathotep. Sure, he's evil and chaotic and stuff, but 1) he's p cool with humans (as minions) and 2) it'd probably a lot of fun helping an evil deity kill stuff. Nyarlathotep and Azathoth are where it's at.
don't know what book you've been reading, but the devil thought he was BETTER than God and started a war, he got crushed. Also if the devil wins, we lose. he will torture humans all the same, the devil does bad stuff because God loves humans and since he can't hurt God he tries to turn the humans against him, it's really all he can do. After the war he'll most likely erase all humans from existance.
This. I mean, seriously, if you recognize the existance of God and the devil, then why the hell(no pun intended) would you join the devil? i don't care if you even think the devil is in the right, it doesn't matter, because God will f-ing win!AccursedTheory said:
Jesus.
Reason: better retirement package i.e. heaven than being evil.
REcaptcha: ssiverac nurse,
Reason: better retirement package i.e. heaven than being evil.
REcaptcha: ssiverac nurse,
you know, i'm not sure if thats what would happen. The common misconception is that Satan is the king of hell, torturing people, when in fact according to the story Satan is merely a fellow prisoner of hell, being tortured by the torment god created for him; he only seeks to currupt humanity just to spite dear-old-dad for his imprisonment. If Satan won control of the world, i'm not so sure he would be all evil; ya, he might not be the best leader, but i don't think he would be interested in making humanity suffer just for the sake of suffering. sure, he hurts people to get back at daddy, but if he beats god, then he won't have much of a reason to continue going after humanitysarge1942 said:
Channel Charles Darwin's ghost and run into the middle of the battle field guns blazing, taking down both sides and restoring glory to the mortal human race.