Poll: Would you press the button

[game-lover]

Nope.

First reason? Because it could be me. And that's not worth it to me. I'm not gonna risk being erased from existence just so I can attract a guy. Pfft! Or my loved ones either.

 

[CODE-D]

Okay so theres this hypothetical button and you happen to be next to it.
If you press this button, 30% of (your gender)s will disappear from (your country) into nonexistence(as if they never did).
If pressing this button almost ensured youd get more attention from (the opposite of your gender) because yours was now more rare or rather just not as abundant, would you?
It may also rid the world of many people in that gender you dont like
or
It could be you?
What do you do?

So, If I press the button, there would be 30% less males in America... and I could be part of that 30%? or if I press the button, am I exempt from that?

The button makes the judgements. But if you have faith Im bettin the button will get rid of who you want.

 

[DANEgerous]

Meh i am Bi like i give a shit about attention from... i would say the opposite gender but i will just go with anyone.

People that fuck out of desperation are bad at sex and this leads to more of it, i would rather have less sex with a better chance of good sex than more sex and have it be worse.


Overall foe me it is just a no win situation i would on appearance alone want to fuck about 20-25% of all guys and 40-50% of all women and once you factor in personality cut those figures in half and one you get the one that would actually fuck me gut it in half again, so yeah overall just come out to a loss. I am just not enough of a whore to care if you want to sleep with me.

 

[lacktheknack]

So, KILL 30% OF ALL THE THINGS to make girls like me more?

...

I want to punch everyone who said "yes" in the face.

 

[lacktheknack]

So, KILL 30% OF ALL THE THINGS to make girls like me more?

...

I want to punch everyone who said "yes" in the face.

kill 30% of all people of your gender, read the post bro.

There's also other reasons to press that button depending on your gender... Rather than just to get laid, though that is obviously the main focal point.

I knew that, actually, "ALL THE THINGS" is just a Hyperbole and a Half reference where "things" = males.

And my statement still stands.

 

[OldNewNewOld]

Why would I remove a huge part of my gender when I'm gay?
NO! NEVER!!!

But I'm seriously concerned now that I see some 'yes' votes.

 

[Erttheking]

It could be 99.99% and I would still be single, so no. Also there's the mass murder thing.

 

[AstylahAthrys]

I wouldn't press it for sexual gratification, no. I'd just press it because too many women are irritating. Maybe if there were less of us we'd all stop being bitches to each other.

Of course, then we'd have to try to have more kids in order to sustain the population, and I don't want to pop out kids from my vag just so the world could go on. And due to that we might not have as many opportunities to have our own lives. So maybe I wouldn't.

 

[drisky]

almost 30% say yes, I think we know who the 30% would be. I'll say no.

 

[Psykoma]

http://www.nooooooooooooooo.com/


Yeah, I pressed it.
I can't resist a button.

 

[liquidsolid]

If I could get to pick the third that doesn't exist, I'd be able to free up a few females from their boyfriends, get rid of the male dictators and corrupt people of the world, and get laid....nahhh not worth messing with other peoples lives.

 

[NinjaDeathSlap]

What?

What kind of person would say yes to that?

'Push this button to have a better chance of getting laid at the expense of erasing millions of people.'

Or, you know, don't be a boring person and stop blaming the 'friendzone'.

I would press the button. Not because I'm sad or hate people, but for no other reason than because I ALWAYS PRESS THE FUCKING BUTTON! CHANCE IT ************!

 

[Samurai Silhouette]

Yes, just for the sake of population control.
I have no problem with attention.

 

[Rumpsteak]

No, It would risk erasing either myself or the genius that built such a device. As mentioned before the issue of population control would tempt me.

 

[wintercoat]

I would press it. Why? Because fuck you, that's why!

 

[Apollo45]

I wouldn't press it. Just because there are less males in the world doesn't mean I'd get more attention from the women. If I'm attractive then I'm attractive whether I'm the only guy in a room or I'm one of fifty.

Now, if I were getting money out of it, this might be a different story. But that's already been done.

 

[psilontech]

If the mass murder extended to ALL countries I might more inclined to do it, but as it stands, no.

 

[drisky]

No, It would risk erasing either myself or the genius that built such a device. As mentioned before the issue of population control would tempt me.

Who says the person that built it is the same gender as you, sexist

 

[CODE-D]

I would press it. Why? Because fuck you, that's why!

Thats the best of reasons Ive ever heard ever. Its also my philosophy of life.

 

[Goofguy]

I wouldn't press the button, it's definitely not worth it. And 30% is quite a lot of men with a good chance that I would be among them. Not worth it just to have a few more women possibly turn their heads when I go walking by.