Poll: Would you turn into a vampire?

[harnzolo]

I will... Eternal life would be great...

 

[jpwdragon]

Yeah, I'd take the vampire up on their offer. I'm already a vampire sort of.

Care to elaborate?

I'm not a big fan of the sun and I prefer hanging inside.

Nono, that's called "hermit", not "vampire".

...I prefer vampire.

Besides, if there is any mythological creature that I'd like to be, it's a vampire.

I'm going agree with that, Vampires (the non sparkley kind) are badass!

 

[Marik2]

Only if Im like Tsukune from Rosario Vampire.

Half human half vampire

 

[kickyourass]

I don't know if I'd accept or not. I mean I'd love to be immortal, and have a few of those powers, but I love garlic so much that I don't know if it would be worth it.

 

[Nihilism_Is_Bliss]

hell yuss, eternal youth ftw

 

[isao]

nah, i love garlic to much to quit it

 

[Nikolai Smirnov]

No because I want to make complete manslaughter to vampires with a stake, cross, and a gun or two.

On the other hand, it would be pretty cool to be a vampire.

 

[deadguynotyetburied]

I swear we just did this poll last week.

 

[Shoggoth2588]

Immortality sounds pretty good to me. The older rules are a bit more strict (must sleep in coffin containing the soil of your homeland! pfft) These rules sound pretty sweet. Sure, I can't have my own hypno-harem but it's all good. Being able to withstand running water is cool but I'm still curious about food in general. I loves me some food and I can stand to cut out the garlic but if bacon suddenly tastes like dirt I will be a bit disappointed.

 

[Daipire]

Yeah, I'd take the vampire up on their offer. I'm already a vampire sort of.

Care to elaborate?

I'm not a big fan of the sun and I prefer hanging inside.

Nono, that's called "hermit", not "vampire".

...I prefer vampire.

Besides, if there is any mythological creature that I'd like to be, it's a vampire.

I'd like to be a demigod, but that's for another thread...

OP: Lets see, the sunlight = death is a bit of a nuisance, but if I go to somewhere like the twilight-land where it's always overcast and I cover up heaps, then I guess it'd be alright.
For sustainability, if I lived in towns, I'd have to get a job, probably night-shift, which means I might have to work at the hospital. If I could convice someone to be my food for most of the time, it'd be OK, otherwise I'd have to hunt randoms, who'd then go to hospital, and I'd hope they don't recognise me

Otherwise, I live in the forest, in a cave which I'd decorate with carcasses to scare away any kids that might want in on my awesome cave (or to attract bears which I'll super-punch to death and skin them for their warm fur). It'd be a bit of a pain, not being able to blend into society very well, I'd probably get over it, or find someone, or go crazy and hold people prisoner...

Yeah, I guess I'd take your offer...

 

[10zack986]

Yes, for the immortality and power. I'd love to be a fucking badass at nighttime.

 

[Drexlor]

I would probably accept just for the immortality, although I would miss the sun. I don't know if the blood drinking is a plus or minus though.

 

[Peteron]

I definetly would not, and I am pretty sure most of you who say you would are lying. I love garlic bread, and unless you live in your basement, who doesent want to be able to go outside at day?

 

[Lust]

Being a vampire doesn't sound all that bad.

I'm a night person anyway. I don't fancy garlic. Don't people already die from a steak through the heart? Don't go out often. Plus super strength would be an awesome power.

 

[v3n0mat3]

Vampires are overrated, in my opinion. As much as I love Dracula, Castlevania, and all that, I wouldn't want to be turned into a vampire. What with those Twilight kids running around.

 

[Mullahgrrl]

I want you to imagine that this night, a vampire comes to you and offers to turn you. What would you do in a situation like that?
To make it simple, here's the rules:
Edit: I've noticed I was a bit too vague about the rules, so I added a bit. Feel free to edit your reply or post a new one if this makes you change your mind.

Sunlight hurts like heck. Doesn't make you sparkle, just makes you dead, as in instantly sets you on fire like you're covered with gasoline and I dropped a match on you. You can cover yourself with clothes, but it has to be sunproof and clothes that sunproof don't exist as far as I know. (Edit; I'm told they do exist.)
A stake in the heart'll kill you.
Can't die of old age.
Cross all the running water you like.
Yes, you turn into a bat, but only for an hour a day (or night, whatever).
Yes, you are allergic to garlic.
You need to sleep as usual.
You're super-strong.
You have to eat every third day to survive, but waiting that long'll make you really hungry. Sucking blood once a night makes you quite full. Two people are a lot, and three a vomit-inducing feast.
It has to be human blood that's sucked from a human being or through a straw in a bag of blood. It has to be as fresh as the blood they put in people that have been in accidents. You know, you can't let it coagulate. But you can put it in the freezer and take it out again later. Just keep it reasonably fresh.
No hypno-powers apart from stopping people from running away when you try to zuck their bludd.
No staurophobia. (Fear of crosses or the crucifix.)
Doesn't change your looks apart from the fangs.
Please, ignore all religious implications of turning vamp. In other words, assume that god isn't real. (No offense to religious people.



And here's the thing: You have to be honest. No saying "Sure, cuz vampires are cool!" or "No, vampires SUCK!" You have to seriously tell me what you would do in a situation like that.

What about mirrors? would I have to give up watching myself?

 

[knumpify]

I pretty much am one as far as the sunlight (I have xeroderma pigmentosum), stakes, being nocturnal, I heal quickly, and I used to be heavyweight champion in my boxing gym, so I've got the strength there (I'm a big guy but i'm totally counting it anyway). I have naturally long fangs and (even though it's not on the list,) I have a low hemoglobin count. No bats, immortality or blood though.

 

[IxionIndustries]

I'd rather be a werewolf, but whatever.

It'd suck that I couldn't eat garlic no more, and the feeding thing seems a bit sketchy, but hey, I have tons of enemies. So sure.

Also, with those powers, I'd set in motion my plan for world domination. I'd start off with either a cult that would worship me as a God, or a small crime syndicate, and work my way up.

Oooh! Do we also get mist form too? That'd be kickass.

 

[RN7]

No, dobutful, too many complications, not enough reward. Now a werewolf...mayne. If I could control the transformation, that is.

 

[relish]

I'd do it but I want to sparkle instead >.>