Poll: Would you use holodeck technology for porn?

[Udyrfrykte]

Why not?
It'd be a great place to live out your fantasies. I sure as hell would use it, a lot. I would use it with my girlfriend for instance, to make some of our fantasies come through. Maybe just change up the scenery.

I would try every goddamn act of sex that I don't even think about normally, just because it's safe and private, and I only got one life so why not be curious. I would have a threesome, I would have a foursome, I would participate in a bukkake, I would fuck a japanese schoolgirl, I would skullfuck a japanese schoolgirl, I would get gangbanged by my favorite porn actors, I would get flogged by a german domina named Helga all dressed up in latex, I would take a dump on a table and have a girl eat it, I would be the Hugh Hefner of trannies, I would sit in the middle of a room in a bathtub while 10 virgins puke all over me, I would have sex with an instance of my girlfriend just to mindfuck myself, I would have sex with myself, and I could go on but you get the point.

Also, I wish I could have a filter for different sort of threads where the e-macho guy (you know who you are) pops out and tells us how easily he can have sex so he doesn't need porn or masturbation. We get it, you're a stud and wants us to know. Good for you for having low enough sex drive to have sex when it's convenient or having your girlfriend on a literal leash.

edit: To not freak you all out, I would also note that I would also use it for non-sexual fantasies, such as being a badass in the WH40k universe.

 

[Hawkeye16]

Why not?
It'd be a great place to live out your fantasies. I sure as hell would use it, a lot. I would use it with my girlfriend for instance, to make some of our fantasies come through. Maybe just change up the scenery.

I would try every goddamn act of sex that I don't even think about normally, just because it's safe and private, and I only got one life so why not be curious. I would have a threesome, I would have a foursome, I would participate in a bukkake, I would fuck a japanese schoolgirl, I would skullfuck a japanese schoolgirl, I would get gangbanged by my favorite porn actors, I would get flogged by a german domina named Helga all dressed up in latex, I would take a dump on a table and have a girl eat it, I would be the Hugh Hefner of trannies, I would sit in the middle of a room in a bathtub while 10 virgins puke all over me, I would have sex with an instance of my girlfriend just to mindfuck myself, I would have sex with myself, and I could go on but you get the point.

Also, I wish I could have a filter for different sort of threads where the e-macho guy (you know who you are) pops out and tells us how easily he can have sex so he doesn't need porn or masturbation. We get it, you're a stud and wants us to know. Good for you for having low enough sex drive to have sex when it's convenient or having your girlfriend on a literal leash.

That one got kind of creepy towards the end.

 

[Cavouku]

Just checking- this isn't like Star Wars holographic where everything is blue (or green in other movies) and line-y, right? Because if it's in full colour... Yes.

The problem would be getting the three dimensional shots of the hot girls in class. And on the streets. And in their homes. Man, a boy has to work hard for his porn in the future, because lemme tell you, I bet the stock models will be shit.

No my friend this is like holodeck technology on every modern Star Trek series which allows complete interaction between you and your environment. Using force-fields and replicated materials the world around you is just like reality...but you control it.

Oh, shit, you can feel it, too?

Any vacation time I get as a working adult, will be spent in this holodeck... It may or may not be for porn, but there's also the possibility it's for working over my vacations. But we all know that it's for porn.

 

[UmbrellaAssassin]

if/when holodeck tech is invented, porn will be the reason. it's one of society's greatest driving forces. pr0n invented the internets, after all.

Porn didn't invent the internet, they where just one of the early business driving the success of the internet.

It would be the same with this. It would be expensive, and a novelty, and an amazing piece of tech. Something the inventor sees as a boon for humanity. Then the porn industry would get their claws into it, prices would drop and soon after there would be one in every home.

wow... you didn't seriously think i (or anyone else) actually believed that porn "invented" the internet, did you? it's a joke, kinda like how Al Gore invented it. however, i do stand by my assertion that sex is a huge motivator, and the desire for better/easier sex will probably lead to something like a holodeck.

*edit* really? people were taking that comment seriously? you'd think the "pr0n" and "internets" would give a hint that i was being tongue-in-cheek...

Well this is the internet. Not a lot of smart people around.
Plus it is kinda hard to get sarcasm through text.

 

[UmbrellaAssassin]

I think the better question for this thread is "Who would you make appear?" and "Would it destroy the human race?"

Everyone, and yes it would.

Why not?
It'd be a great place to live out your fantasies. I sure as hell would use it, a lot. I would use it with my girlfriend for instance, to make some of our fantasies come through. Maybe just change up the scenery.

I would try every goddamn act of sex that I don't even think about normally, just because it's safe and private, and I only got one life so why not be curious. I would have a threesome, I would have a foursome, I would participate in a bukkake, I would fuck a japanese schoolgirl, I would skullfuck a japanese schoolgirl, I would get gangbanged by my favorite porn actors, I would get flogged by a german domina named Helga all dressed up in latex, I would take a dump on a table and have a girl eat it, I would be the Hugh Hefner of trannies, I would sit in the middle of a room in a bathtub while 10 virgins puke all over me, I would have sex with an instance of my girlfriend just to mindfuck myself, I would have sex with myself, and I could go on but you get the point.

Also, I wish I could have a filter for different sort of threads where the e-macho guy (you know who you are) pops out and tells us how easily he can have sex so he doesn't need porn or masturbation. We get it, you're a stud and wants us to know. Good for you for having low enough sex drive to have sex when it's convenient or having your girlfriend on a literal leash.

edit: To not freak you all out, I would also note that I would also use it for non-sexual fantasies, such as being a badass in the WH40k universe.

Whoah. I think I need a shower just thinking bout all that.

 

[Pielikey]

What would you alt+tab to when someone walks in?

 

[SL33TBL1ND]

Well of course I would. But it would probably be damn expensive to get one.

 

[Paksenarrion]

and then your mom walks in.

...and comes face to face with herself.

 

[crazyfoxdemon]

Yes.. Yes I would.. And I am fairly confident that my GF would join me

 

[Paksenarrion]

What would you alt+tab to when someone walks in?

Sense and Sensibility. Be ready to answer to the name, Mr. Darcy.

What does "5-20 chibles" mean, CAPTCHA?

 

[Ace of Spades]

Uh, fuck yeah. That'd be awesome.

 

[Godhead]

Everyone will use it for porn at one point or another. Whoever says they won't is lying.

 

[zehydra]

and then your mom walks in.

...and comes face to face with herself.

and then silence for a minute

 

[AvsJoe]

Of course. Hell, that'd be reason #1 for getting a holodeck. Porn is my primary reason for having the Internet right now.

and then your mom walks in.

She'd probably want to use it for porn, too.

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

Dude, I could bang Scarlett Johansen, Jessica Biel, AND Jessica Alba all at the same time! Why the hell WOULDN'T I use it for porn?

 

[Hawgh]

Yes, it'd be the most extensively locked room known to humankind.

 

[Paksenarrion]

and then your mom walks in.

...and comes face to face with herself.

and then silence for a minute

...and then high fives you.

 

[saintchristopher]

...the fuck ELSE would you use it for?

 

[TeacakeWeasel]

Isn't asking a man whether he would use a holodeck for porn like asking a fish if he uses water to swim and breath?

 

[MisterGobbles]

I actually think this is what porn is going to hopefully be like in the future. I mean, it could never replace actual loving relationships but you know, when you can have sex with a virtual supermodel whenever you want, why do anything else at all?

Only the super-rich people will be able to own those things, so everyone else will have to go to holodeck places or something. It'll be like in the old days before the internet, when people had to go to adult movie theaters to get their porn. That as well as the spectacular cost it's going to take to use those things might be a downer for some people.

I disagree. Porn CAN and DOES often replace those "Meaningful" (See: Meaningless) relationships for a lot of people. Well porn and hookers.

But seriously some people just aren't easily compatible with others. Or sheep. Some people have personal issues that generally lead them into bad relationships. Some people enjoy being alone over having people around.

I think if holodeck technology was ever invented, we'd probably all end up never leaving our homes. I mean serious. If I can have artificial friends, and lovers, and family members... Wtf am I gonna get real ones for?

Yes, some people aren't easily compatible with others, and relationships are often a bunch of bullshit, but I don't think that computers can easily replace the social interaction with other humans, at least not in my lifetime.

The sex however, would be fantastic. No reason to ever sleep with a human again. That'll be the downfall of us I swear.