Poll: Yahtzee vs. Atkinson (Poll)

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Robert632

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no, he shouldn't enter politics. generally swearing alot and ranting for about 5 minutes at a time, and genral being a douche bag does not get votes. lying is the way to go.
 

tmujir955

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ColdStorage said:
tmujir955 said:
I'm not going to answer this question, it might be rhetorical. :)
Haha!, nice answer.

Should we get back to the thread Tmujir?, anyway, I think Ben and Atkinson are the same side of a different coin...

Atkinson wants to stop certain games coming out due to the excessive violence.
Yahtzee wants to stop certain games coming out due to the excessive shittyness.
Oh yeah, the thread...

I think that it's fine Atkinson want to protect younger gamers, but that's not his job, it's the parent's job to take care of their kids. Give gamers the games they want and an R18 rating so parents know what to buy for their kids. I'm in the US and my dad refuses to buy me M rated games(I'm 14), which is fine. Atkinson thinks that any kid who gets his hands on a game like that instantly becomes a murderer. No, that's the media glorifying that bull. It's stupid. If a murderer was found to have been playing Grand Theft Auto recently, it's blamed on the game. If he was wearing a red sweater, maybe we should blame sweaters too. Atkinson needs to realize (most) gamers can separate fantasy from the real world.
 

Therumancer

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Personally I think he should do it, but understand he wouldn't have any chance of success. He'd simply be doing it as a gag cantidate and to make a few points, sort of like Dick Clark, Steven Colbert, etc... deciding to run. It would get some attention for video gamers.

I don't know what the Austrlian laws are for such things, but if The Escapist paid the fees and say got him a van to ride around in, they could make a decent show out of it, and probably find a way to recoup their expenses.
 

Wyes

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He'd never be able to run for it, because as far as I know he's not an Australian citizen.
 

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ColdStorage said:
Demented Teddy said:
Who's atkinson?
He's an Aussie that stops games coming out in Australia, all games, even tetris the violent bastard block destroying game that it is.
lol I type in Atkinson in google and all I get is a wonderfully dressed blonde model in lingerie and bikinis.
 

Outlaw Torn

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If Yahtzee became a politician then who would lead the Australian gaming uprising? Are there more people with cool, or cooler, hats in Australia (preferably the non-corked kind)?
 

oppp7

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Yay, this will be just like the time Colbert ran for president (he probably would've won...).
 
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cnaltman62 said:
I don't even live in Australia and Atkinson still pisses me off beyond belief.
Everything that I want to say about this colossal prick has already been said, so I'll skip that part.
Anyway, Yahtzee seems like the one person who hates Atkinson the most out of everyone in the world.
So I've decided to get the opinion of the Escapist community: should we encourage Yahtzee to enter politics and take this asshole down?
Can he even run in a campaign in a country that he is not a natural citizen of?
 

mooncalf

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Myopic conservative or foulmouthed despot? Yeah I don't find either of those two appealing.
Still, it would be passing hilarious to at least see Yahtzee yell harsh realities at Atkinson on tv. :)
 

BonsaiK

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If you look at the "Washington DC" video you can see that Yahtzee is actually fairly dull and humourless without the crutch of a cartoon and a weeks' worth of script preparation. So he wouldn't necessarily have the witty comebacks during a political debate that you might be hoping for.

Also, politics tends to corrupt people. Sure, Yahtzee is anti game-censorship NOW but give him a few hundred thousand a year, a political seat, and the threat of losing it all of he doesn't "toe the party line" and then see if he changes his tune. Look at Peter Garrett, our current environment minister. He used to sing anti-uranium and pro-conservation songs in Midnight Oil, and now he's the one green-lighting environmentally devastating uranium mine expansions and pulp mills. What a fucking sellout that man is. Don't expect Yahtzee to act any differently and keep to his current convictions if he was Minister Of Gaming.

Oh and this thread kind of belongs in "political discussion" although it's a bit of a grey area isn't it (one reason why I'm not sure if splitting up off-topic into "political" and "non-political" like that was really a good idea).
 

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...Tell me, what does Yahtzee know of the kinds of things that the Attorney General of an area need to know? Likely nothing.

I hate this Atkinson guy as much as the next, but he's only seriously wrong on one front out of many as far as I know. That's why I think it's funny on how people want to put someone up in his place. IF you're gonna do that, you need to find someone that knows all the crap, not just to go one way on an issue and be otherwise clueless.
 

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cnaltman62 said:
I don't even live in Australia and Atkinson still pisses me off beyond belief.
Everything that I want to say about this colossal prick has already been said, so I'll skip that part.
Anyway, Yahtzee seems like the one person who hates Atkinson the most out of everyone in the world.
So I've decided to get the opinion of the Escapist community: should we encourage Yahtzee to enter politics and take this asshole down?
Hmm careful if it happens, then games would be banned not for being gory or sexist but for being dull, repeatitive and well...

Think 2-5 games a year is bad you might only get 2-5 games a year! BAD YAHTZEE!
 

Arcane Azmadi

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Yahtzee lives in Queensland, not SA, so he wouldn't be able to run without moving. And I don't see him moving to SA just to run against Michael Atkinson. Besides, he's too angry and too honest to win.

Oh believe me, I'd like to see Yahtzee as the Attourney General of SA (or simply Atkinson dead and gone would suffice) but it simply couldn't happen.
 

the1ultimate

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cnaltman62 said:
I don't even live in Australia and Atkinson still pisses me off beyond belief.
Everything that I want to say about this colossal prick has already been said, so I'll skip that part.
Anyway, Yahtzee seems like the one person who hates Atkinson the most out of everyone in the world.
So I've decided to get the opinion of the Escapist community: should we encourage Yahtzee to enter politics and take this asshole down?
Enter politics? I think Yahtzee could take that guy down with a few well-aimed swear words!

Yeah, if his incredibly wrong views don't annoy you yet, just read <a href=http://bunnitude.com/misc/files/R18-Michael%20Atkinson.pdf>this document explaining his reasons for not introducing R18 classification and daring the writer of the letter that this is in response to to take action against him which, as he says himself in the letter, is likely to have absolutely no effect.
 

Doug

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Well, Yahtzee has something on his side Atkinson can never have... TIME! Thats right, Atkinson will die of old age long before Yahtzee (barring accidents, disease, or war).
 

TheSeventhLoneWolf

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LordCuthberton said:
[small]These threads annoy me[/small]

No. No. He is a critic, not a politician. He may make you laugh when you see him rip into Mirrors Edge but that does not mean he should run for power.
[small]Bloody Vs Threads..[/small]

Said above. Mr.Crowshaw is a games critic, This doesn't mean he'd be a good man for power.
 

Balaxe

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No yahtzee should'nt run because then he would have to move to the otherside of australia and I could'nt stalk him then. <-- thats a joke if your retarded.

OT: If he did run and win he would have a time consuming job and we would have less ZP. Yahtzee does more for the gaming comunity as an internet personality then he would as the SA atorney general.
 

The Random One

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Yes, because it takes no skill or knowledge whatsoever to be a politician, and it's not like there are any other people who are also qualified to be an attorney general and yet do not oppose games. I mean, the idea that an intelligent, mild-mannered, charismatic fourty-something might actually be a gamer is completely insane.