Poll: Yelling at inaminate objects?

[The Diabolical Biz]

I say that if you don't yell at inaminate objects you are not human, my opinion at least. But if you do, what is the oddest one you've shouted at, and why?

 

[Curtmiester]

I play online games so yes. My tv is very scared of me.

 

[Warwolt]

I do when I get angry at something and want to blame the tool.

 

[megamanenm]

If my monitor had emotions, it would be mentally scarred.

 

[XJ-0461]

I play online games so yes. My tv is very scared of me.

Scared? My TV cowers in fear of me, begging me not to shout at it anymore.

 

[Kukakkau]

Who doesn't? If you fall over something your instant reaction is to blame it and ahout.

EDIT: And oddest one would perhaps be a chain... yea I faceplanted over it

 

[Time Travelling Toaster]

Tables in general. Every time I stub my toe on them or hit them accidental while bending down the get alot of abuse by me. I fucking hate them for getting in my way >.> /vendetta against tables

 

[AroLombardi]

Just a word of advice: Never be my TV or computer.

(OR THESE FUCKING BLINDS THAT ARE MAKING A ANNOYING AS HELL VIBRATING SOUND!!!)

 

[Ka_huna]

Mr Bunny gets verbal abuse regularly

 

[HotShooter]

My televisions, the consoles connected to them, and the game disks sitting outside for being very bad.

 

[EMFCRACKSHOT]

I yell at my Space Marines all the time. Especially after a poor battle. or just when i'm losing on CoD. Its all their fault

 

[savandicus]

Anything i stub my toe on usually gets a long string of completely hillarous insults assuming theirs noone else around to hear me.

Damn those fast moving walls.

 

[DigitalSushi]

I do when I get angry at something and want to blame the tool.

bad workmen always blames their fools.

edit, I meant tools, stupid keyboard.

 

[The Diabolical Biz]

I yell at my Space Marines all the time. Especially after a poor battle. or just when i'm losing on CoD. Its all their fault

Aww, they were only following orders

 

[Wilfy]

My computer when it takes too long to load.
Or when it makes that annoying little tune whenever it turns on or off. Same with my phone. You turned on or off, big fucking deal, you don't need a victory tune!

 

[A random person]

I tend to get pissed at objects that I stub my toe or bump my head on.

 

[EMFCRACKSHOT]

I yell at my Space Marines all the time. Especially after a poor battle. or just when i'm losing on CoD. Its all their fault

Aww, they were only following orders

Pretty damn retarded orders. What kind of idiot send scouts to attack a venerable dreadnought? What kind of retarded scout obeys?
No, it was the marines fault. And the dice. Curse these instruments of random number generation placed before us by the dice gods

 

[Dirty Apple]

While I've yelled at a multitude of inanimate objects, including but not exclusive to, chairs, tables, soup spoons, and garden gnomes; my greatest displeasure is often saved for the lawnmower. It just mutely sits there with that smug look on its muffler, judging you. One day lawnmower, one day...

 

[Serious_Stalin]

I also attack my moniter sometimes because a good slap every now and again ensures it knows its place.