Poll: Yelling at inaminate objects?

[VicunaBlue]

When I die for the 8th time in WoW, i scream at my computer (its an imac so its also the moniter) force quit, and punch my desk.

 

[Solaris803]

I yell at my Space Marines all the time. Especially after a poor battle. or just when i'm losing on CoD. Its all their fault

Wait, why do you shout at the marines when you losing at CoD? How is that a reaon to shout at them?

 

[djpuppylove789]

my bed when my back hurts when i wake up. stupid fucking slipped disc hurts so bad, but i blame my bed for no reason.

this thread reminds me of Ralph Fiennes in In Bruges when he is beating the crap out of the phone and his wife comes in and says "Harry, its an inanimate object." and he screams "You're an inanimate fucking object".

 

[Kinguendo]

A tree was on the receiving end of my wrath once, I shouted "F**K YOU, TREE!"... I was very, very drunk.

Me and the tree are no longer on speaking terms.

 

[T-Bone24]

Perhaps the oddest random object I've yelled at was a used tea-bag (not a euphemism... sigh). But that's a story for another day.

 

[Andaxay]

My poor mobile phone has endured so much verbal abuse. That, my wireless adaptor for my 360, and my modem. And my 360.

I feel for them. If I had the money for therapy, I would use it.

 

[13lackfriday]

Moreso punching or kicking them.
Particularly after I bump into them painfully or they fall on me.

That's why I wish I could cause inanimate objects pain.

Edit:

Also, I kick my CPU when my computer starts freezing up until the fan starts sounding funny.

 

[egwidalin]

To be honest, ive never yelled at any inanimate object in my life, i just go straight to physical abuse.

 

[twcblaze]

my car, my ipod, my shoes, shampoo, razor...
this is getting too long, so I'll just say anything that stabs, pokes, bashes into, or otherwise annoys me gets a verbal trip down pseudoinsanity court.

 

[Time Travelling Toaster]

A tree was on the receiving end of my wrath once, I shouted "F**K YOU, TREE!"... I was very, very drunk.

Me and the tree are no longer on speaking terms.

What did the tree do to you Jak? It's OK your safe here. *Pats him on the shoulder reassuringly*
<color=white>Sorry I'm just really bored

 

[Nincompoop]

I get pissed on my cellphone and squeeze it as hard as I can. But my hand hurts, so it wins every time -.-...

EDIT: Sorry, this wasn't so relevant since I don't yell at it...

 

[DigitalSushi]

Perhaps the oddest random object I've yelled at was a used tea-bag (not a euphemism... sigh). But that's a story for another day.

I demand you make a thread dedicated to shouting at used tea bags, just post it and ignore it, let it brew and I'm sure it has bags of potential.

Ok I'm gonna shoot myself now for such hideous puns, but I still want a used tea bag shouting thread, if my demands are not met by 1800 wednesday night GMT, the used tea bag gets it
*makes garoting gesture with finger on throat*

 

[EMFCRACKSHOT]

I yell at my Space Marines all the time. Especially after a poor battle. or just when i'm losing on CoD. Its all their fault

Wait, why do you shout at the marines when you losing at CoD? How is that a reaon to shout at them?

Because they are stood there mocking me for my failure

 

[BehattedWanderer]

All the time. Scratched game discs, slow controllers, computer lag, my printer, my mouse when it doesn't click right (it's old and breaking down a bit). It's cathartic at times. Except during boss fights, of course. Then it's just frustrating as hell.

 

[DigitalSushi]

Perhaps the oddest random object I've yelled at was a used tea-bag (not a euphemism... sigh). But that's a story for another day.

*puts used tea bag on the phone to T-bone*

"its ok T-bone, i'm ok, just dont give in...."
*hangs receiver up*
beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepppppppppp

 

[Hippobatman]

Yes, my monitor gets some heat now and then

Also random rocks, trees and other objects in my path.

 

[ThePocketWeasel]

My laptop and router, however my router gets verbal and physical abuse, as does my laptop from time to time.
No it does not make them work better however it makes ME feel better.

 

[T-Bone24]

I told a noisy pipe to stop mocking me. I was tired and trying to sleep. GODDAMMIT SHUT THE HELL UP!

 

[DigitalSushi]

I told a noisy pipe to stop mocking me. I was tired and trying to sleep. GODDAMMIT SHUT THE HELL UP!

I'm not a pipe!

 

[Russian_Assassin]

Yes. All my furniture shits diamonds when I loose a game or am pissed about something.