Poll: You can kill one Mass Effect Squadmate.

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jack and miranda.

Fuck off you useless bunch of crazy bigoted fucktards i don't want you on my ship.

I wish i could have said that in game.
 

pixiejedi

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Zaeed. God I hated the jackass. He thought he was soooo cool for surviving a bullet to the head. Shepard got spaced and got better!!!

But of the options I chose Miranda. Since I always play as a girl, her spunky flirtatiousness turns into disrespectful back talk. Like hell your second in command on my boat *****! Garrus needs to get some calibrations all over her face!
 

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Xan Krieger said:
Reaper195 said:
Xan Krieger said:
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Tali. I find her about as interesting as a wart on Wrex's ass. She was completely useless in the first game, and was only slightly more badass in the second. I don't need socially awkward bullshit. I was certain I left that behind when I finish school.
I agree with this one, besides she never even showed her face. I wish she wasn't in Mass Effect 3, hopefully I can kill her off early on.
I'm pretty sure she won't be in ME3 if you have her die at the end of ME2.
In that event I have to find a way so only she dies, I liked all the other characters. This could be hard.
Don't do her loyalty mission. Or rather, do, because it rocks. But when it's time to do whatever it is that actually gains her loyalty (I can't remember which one), don't do it. She will be pissed off at you, you will probably loose the ability to have a romantic relationship with her (WHY!? She's as interesting as almost every main male character in every harem anime!), and then she will more than likely die. Failing that, I'm certain you can send her into that tube thing on the Collectors ship and take your time, allowing her to die a rather unpleasant death.
 

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I'd kill Jacob, he is so boring. Grunt would be my 2nd choice. And everyone who is voting for Jack, just admit it: it's because she is a bald chick!
 

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You didn't bother to read half of my comment, the Geth are at fault for murdering billions of Quarians and stealing their planet, not for having a desire for freedom.
Gotta get freedom some how. Protip: Don't keep slaves. It always ends badly.
 

Jedoro

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I didn't really hate any of them, so I'd have to say Thane, since he's about to die anyways.
 

Haagrum

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Xan Krieger said:
In that event I have to find a way so only she dies, I liked all the other characters. This could be hard.
OT: I shouldn't be condoning this, but... it should be enough if you (1) don't get her loyalty and then (2) pick her as the tech specialist for the last mission.
 

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I'm going to go with Thane on this one. It isn't that I don't like him, I just like all of the others better.
 

Zeraiya

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I would have killed off Zaeed, in all honesty. I didn't see the point of that character. He was just this pissed off guy that wanted to kill another guy who betrayed him and would do anything - including killing lots of innocent people - to do that. And if you didn't help him kill innocent people, well then you could just fuck off. (Unless you had a high enough Paragon/Renegade score, of course).

He was just a douche, a badass douche, sure, but still a douche. I really felt nothing for that character and I enjoyed watching an iron bar fall on his stupid leg.

Because Zaeed wasn't on the list I would have gotten rid of Jacob. He has absolutely no character at all, he was so bland. Miranda and Jack may have been annoying but at least they had estabalished characters and motives.
 

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Jacob, beside the start and his loyalty mission I never used him.

Dull as sin character.
 

SleepyChan

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It's a tie between the Cerberus jockeys. I was peeved with Miranda the entire game. I don't give a rat's ass how 'perfect' she is or how 'horrible' it is to BE perfect.

And Jacob? The whole "cuttle-bone" thing pissed me the hell off. No one talks about my Garrus like that. No one. But then he won me over a little with his loyalty mission. I genuinely felt bad for the guy. Even respected his reaction to the whole thing.

So...I'm going to have to go with Miranda. 'Cause I already nuked Kaiden.
 

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Samara. I guess it just didn't click. Thane wasn't one of my faves either but I stil like him as a character better than Samara. All the others are ok with me.
 

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OmniscientOstrich said:
I personally found Samara to be the least interesting. Had fun with her side quest, but her character is just so dull. I'm pretty sure she did die in at least one of my playthroughs and I won't miss her when I carry that one on in ME3.
Agreed. I don't hate her per-se, I just like her the least
 

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Having another person mindlessly calling out "Jack" is a tad redundant, so I'll rate them in order. Those I actually *want* dead at the top, those I really, really *don't* want dead at the bottom. ME1 peeps included.

Jack - Didn't even want to recruit her, and was all too glad when she died. She's a great character, admittedly, but I can't stand her.
Ashley - Xenophobic *****! Funnily enough, I did actually get an opportunity to make my dreams come true, here.
Jacob - I kind of liked him, but he was just a stock straight guy, and shallowly characterised.
Samara - Same as Jacob. Straight, not really believable for me, and too cold; a crappy replacement for Liara.
Grunt - Crappy replacement of Wrex. No real character, although it is kind of fun having an bloodthirsty walking tank aboard the ship, I'll give him that.

Don't want people dead past this line.
Kaidan - He reminds me a lot of Carth, especially in that he just does not shut up. Ever. Still, I guess I kind of liked him, although not as much as the KoTOR character that he's based on.
Thane - Kind of cool - actually, really cool, but I had to start making some tough choices here.
Miranda - I like her, and her story, even if she's whiny about her perfection, and sees her commander as the perfect person to lay her daddy issues on. I even tried a romance with her, before I fell for Tali (again. On my fourth playthrough. Fourth consecutive Tali playthrough.)
Garrus - Pretty cool guy, and he had some interesting development in ME1, but if I ever hear the word 'calibrations' again, I might just cry.
Mordin - Awesome mad scientist, and he sings!
Wrex - I never really liked Canderous in ToR, but Wrex was always a key part of my ME1 squad, and he does have a couple of interesting conversations with Shepard.
Legion - All round awesome. I loved the idea of having a Geth onboard, and his different perspective - and contextual dialogue - were both brilliant.
Tali/Liara - Simply can't decide here. I think I'd finally decided to let Liara go until I played LotSB, but now, once more I'm fucked if I know what to do, especially considering that things are going to get a tad awkward in ME3.

Anyway, let me know what you guys think of my list, and how you would change it.
 

LorisBoi

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Lots of people condemning Miranda, but from a purely gameplay standpoint good luck if you want to play Insanity without her. On those grounds I must say 'auf weidersehen Jacob!'