Poll: You can kill one Mass Effect Squadmate.

[Comieman]

Miranda, because goddammit shut up about being perfect and quit juggling your spheres in my face. If you have low self esteem because you were genetically modified, you do not fix that by deepthoating people with how perfect you are

 

[Thaliur]

I'd choose whichever option allows me to kill Saeed. Slowly.

 

[Gill Kaiser]

We "can", or we "have to"? If I were just given the option, I wouldn't kill any of them.

If I had to, I'd go for Thane because he's already only got months to live.

 

[Infernai]

Aside from Ashley and Kaiden...Miranda.

I made the dumb choice of not killing Kaiden on Virmire on two playthroughs. That said though...there's still Mass Effect 3 to correct that little mistake. MWAHAHAHAHAHA!

jack needs to get beaten to death with a crowbar.

nuff said.

If you blew her up at the end...I imagine it would play out like this:

 

[DivineBeastLink]

Grunt because he's a *****.

Get your overaggressive, excessively violent krogan **** out of my squad. Now. Wrex was a thousand times better than you.

In fact, I don't like krogan in general. They're just...bastards for no reason. Like Renegade Shepard. Wrex is really the only one I like.

 

[lordofthenight]

Definitely Jacob. He just bored me throughout, and wasn't interesting at all. His story bored me, his conversations bored me, and I didn't see a use for him purely on a metagame point of view either.

 

[Kadoodle]

How the HELL is it that 36 votes went to killing tali? What the crap, Tali is easily the best character!

 

[renegade7]

Samara, she was boring as hell. I might have said Jack or Grunt (because they're not stable) but at least they're useful fighters.

 

[Cat of Doom]

Jack, I mean really, I felt on thin ice with her on the ship. All it would take is for the cook to burn her bacon and she'll flip off on one and destroy the ship. The very first time I spoke to her, bar her recruitment speech, She went off on one cos I hit it off with Miranda. Crazy ass *****

 

[Stabby Joe]

Miranda. I mean even when the game calls her smug you can see the problem.

Also Garrus is too badass to be on this list. And killing Tali? Shame on you!

 

[Kevlar Eater]

I'd gladly ventilate either Miranda's or Jack's head. Aside from looks and maybe personality, they are literally no different.

Thankfully, the former was useful in my insanity run.

 

[Jackalb]

Tali, just because I don't like her creepy fan-base.

 

[Son of a Mitch]

I choose Jacob. He's an OK kind of character, but his abilities weren't all that helpful to me and he's the least interesting. Now if this were ME1, I would blow Ashley out the airlock, do a U-turn, splatter her with the Normandy and throw her remains in a sun. Soooooooooooo damn annoying.

 

[Inkidu]

I'd push Garrus out an airlock in a heartbeat. Mass Effect 1 he was cool, Mass Effect 2 he did nothing but calibrate those fucking guns! I'd take Jacob over that, I'd take Kaiden over that.

I liked Jack though. She was neat.

 

[ScreamingNinja]

Lol. 'I HATE ALL GETH ALL GETH ARE BAD WE MADE TEH ROBOT SLAVES AN THEY HATE US WAH!'

Yeah, not racist at all. XD

Well, they did kind of kill billions of Quarians and steal their planet.

That's what you get with the making of the slaves though..

 

[gigastrike]

I guess Jack. She's just plain unstable.

 

[Jake0fTrades]

Lol. 'I HATE ALL GETH ALL GETH ARE BAD WE MADE TEH ROBOT SLAVES AN THEY HATE US WAH!'

Yeah, not racist at all. XD

Well, they did kind of kill billions of Quarians and steal their planet.

That's what you get with the making of the slaves though..

Then it's fair to say they're both at fault.

 

[Fr]anc[is]

Miranda without a second thought. She's smug, arrogant, unpleasant, manipulative, and controlling. I do not want her, yet she's one of two characters I can't really ignore. I can get behind Jack's chaotic stupid/stupid evil, if she had a better skillset I'd use her more often. But Miranda is just a *****.

 

[blindthrall]

Miranda, for wanting to put a killswitch in my fucking skull. If you thought Fallout's bomb collars were bad...

 

[dagens24]

Grunt is a pretty useless character, but not more so than Jacob. 'My dad maybe died and I'm a military guy but it turns out I'm an okay dude' *yawn* Call me when he's done talking about his boring life.