Poll: You have to cut off a finger....

[Scrubiii]

Left ring finger. Climbing is the main use of my fingers, and that one is the weakest.

 

[Dango]

Left pinky. I've already broken it before, so I know I'm perfectly capable without it.

 

[T8B95]

Left Index finger.

I have permanent nerve damage in that finger anyways, so I'm not losing very much.

 

[Raykuza]

Well I use all the fingers on my left hand to play the bass guitar. And I still would like to learn to play the guitar someday. That leaves the right hand. I use my index on the left mouse button, my middle on the scroll wheel and my ring on the right mouse button. That leaves my utterly useless right pinky to be chopped off and left for the dogs. Maybe if I'm lucky I'll be allowed to keep it on ice and get it reattached.

 

[Richardplex]

Anyone who votes thumb even as a joke I'd want to see it happen, so right after I could brag about how I have opposable thumbs. Oh, and a pinky I guess. I'd like someone else to do it though, I doubt I have the testicular fortitude to do it myself.

Pinky finger on my right hand. I play guitar, so any other finger would be unacceptable.

While I AM trying to learn piano, and you kind of need all fingers for that, I'll just learn it without my pinky so people will be all like "Wow, you're talented!" and come to my shows.

This would be my first choice as well. Not only for guitar, but also gameing, where the right hand doesn't need a pinky for the mouse, the left does for the keyboard (pc keyboard, not music keyboard)

Of course there is a much better choice

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The point is that you have to cut off a finger, which one is it?
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Since the point doesn't state, whos finger it is, i would heroically cut off the right thumb of my captor (unless he/she was a lefty, then i'd go for left thumb) in order to save myself, the princess, and the entire world.

Loophole Man to the rescue!

 

[Zhadramekel]

Weird as it sounds I'd choose the thumb of my left hand. Not quite sure why I'd rather that to the pinky which is infinitely less useful

 

[mexicola]

Left hand ring finger. I feel like I'd have a better grip missing the ring finger than if I cut off my pinky finger. Whether that's true or not that would be my choice if I had to cut off something.

 

[martin's a madman]

My pinkies are useful and they're actually rather long and flexible, but... if HAD to, I guess I would get rid of the Pinkie.

 

[twistedmic]

The middle finger off of someone else, preferably someone who had annoyed me in the past.

 

[hooksashands]

I'm amused the people who voted Pinky can still capitalize letters.

 

[Grospoliner]

I look under the table first. That way I don't have to cut my finger off. :3

 

[Samurai Silhouette]

Index finger, left hand. Seriously, try omitting it from activities for just a few minutes and then do the same with pinkies. You can almost replace index finger operations with your middle finger. That extra grip the pinkies provide makes a world of difference.

 

[ferryman]

I need all my fingers to type, except my right thumb, which is redundant. Only it's very useful for grasping, so it's hard to say.

 

[F'Angus]

Pinky... Don't see it as useful as the rest. Stupid Pinky

 

[Buttmunch Chicken]

Middle Finger. It would make flipping people off a whole new adventure!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[imnot]

All of them woo self fucking harm!
Hell ill chop off my arms and legs too!
then freeze my self till 2027 and hope I get free argumentations!

 

[Ickorus]

Right pinky, has no real use except hitting the shift key when im typing and im sure I could adapt.

 

[Darkeagle6]

Ugh... as a musician, the thought makes me shudder... but if I really have to, then it's my right ring finger. I believe it's the finger that would affect my viola playing the least.

But still... ugh.

 

[loc978]

Left pinky. Least loss of grip strength... that would still suck, though.