Poll: You wake up one day....

[Fniff]

... To find that a vampire has decided to kill you!

Though, one problem...He just killed you.

You go to purgatory, and have a choice. Go though the horrors of your mind and get back as a vampire, or stay in a void.Which do you choose?

 

[Internet Kraken]

Wait what? Why do I have to go through the horrors of my mind to turn into a vampire? What would that involve? Why can't I just go to heaven? What is the void like?

You have to explain these things.

 

[Gladion]

I'd definetly check out my soul.

Would most probably make a fantastic movie, if done right (and I know I can do it right).

 

[Spaghetti]

I'd go exploring my soul. Not because I'd become a vampire (which would be awesome...as long as I don't friggen sparkle), but because it would be cool to have a new way of looking at me.

Plus the void would be pretty boring

 

[zombiejoe]

YEA! It's silent hill all over again. Bring out the nurses!
*Breaks out the wine."
Man, my soul will be freaky.

 

[Numb1lp]

Alright, being a vampire is so BA.

 

[Pilot Bush]

hey well at least i'll be able to seduce some nubile young girls

 

[Arkvoodle]

What kind of vampire? Classic Lugosi-style or sparkly poser Meyer-style?


If its the latter I'd quickly commit suicide just to avoid abject humiliation.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

What kind of vampire?
Dracula: Awesome. The only thing that could possibly kill me is a stake through the heart.
Nosferatu: Still awesome. I expand the weaknesses to UV rays and fire.
Twilight: I'd rather go to the Purgatory, thank you.
Other: Get back to me with a description. We'll see.

P.S.: I voted to be a vampire.

 

[zombiejoe]

Hey! I don't have a soul. Nor does anyone else. You can't explore what doesn't exist.

Keep your beliefs to yourself sir. Or at least don't bring them down like that

 

[Danpascooch]

1.) Why the fuck is it a vampire, can it be something that hasn't been made super gay by the media?
2.) What the hell is the nature of this "void"
3.) And what the hell do you mean by "exploring my soul"
4.) You said "void" "explore your soul" and "vampire" all in like 2 sentences, feeling a bit emo today?

 

[geldonyetich]

Contrary to what you might have read, I don't think it works that way.

 

[Danpascooch]

Hey! I don't have a soul. Nor does anyone else. You can't explore what doesn't exist.

Keep your beliefs to yourself sir. Or at least don't bring them down like that

Isn't the entire point of a forum to share our beliefs/opinions? What the hell else would we talk about? Only things we can come to a perfect consensus on? That would be nothing, sir.

I sold my soul to the the devil, that wasn't so bad, then he sold it to EA games.

My entire existence is agony!

 

[OmegaXIII]

I'd kinda like to take a trip to the darkest reaches of my mind/soul. It might be a giggle

 

[Fniff]

4.) You said "void" "explore your soul" and "vampire" all in like 2 sentences, feeling a bit emo today?

No.

I do feel a bit bored though.

But I do not like emos. Posers.

 

[Danpascooch]

4.) You said "void" "explore your soul" and "vampire" all in like 2 sentences, feeling a bit emo today?

No.

I do feel a bit bored though.

But I do not like emos. Posers.

I......agree.

something is very wrong here.

 

[Trivun]

What kind of vampire?
Dracula: Awesome. The only thing that could possibly kill me is a stake through the heart.
Nosferatu: Still awesome. I expand the weaknesses to UV rays and fire.
Twilight: I'd rather go to the Purgatory, thank you.
Other: Get back to me with a description. We'll see.

P.S.: I voted to be a vampire.

Same here, except I'd rather be a Twilight vampire, under the condition that I do NOT fucking sparkle. My reasoning being that such vampires are still immensely attractive (I mean, would you want to look like Nosferatu?) and they can only die by being ripped apart and having the pieces burnt. And it has to be that order. Which actually makes Twilight vampires tougher than almost all other vampires in fiction, thinking about it...

But if I sparkle then I'll hand you the chainsaw and matches myself.

 

[joshthor]

my soul is awesome. so i would go mucking around and there. hopefully by vampire you mean badass one and not a gay twilight one.

 

[Omikron009]

I'm confused. What amenities are there in the void?

 

[Fniff]

4.) You said "void" "explore your soul" and "vampire" all in like 2 sentences, feeling a bit emo today?

No.

I do feel a bit bored though.

But I do not like emos. Posers.

I......agree.

something is very wrong here.

YOu don't have to be an emo to like vampires.