Poll: Your drinking rank

[Distorted Stu]

Hell, im jumping on the New Year thread wagon here. Forgive me.
Before i start, a short story. Ive had a decent year, but lately things have been going downhill and im using today as an excuse to get fucking wrecked (excuse the oh so chavish lingo). I havnt been off-my-tits-drunk in a long time due to the fact im such a heavyweight when it comes to drinking. It take me 6ish pints to hit the "I can dance and sing and i dont care what you think off me" stage, but i always have that essance of soberity (THATS NOW A WORD!). To get truly drunk, i need 1.5/2 bottles of something thats over 40% or a new type of spirit that my body isnt used to (Vodka no longer works on me.. sigh..)

Short story over. How much does it take for you to get to your sufficient drunkard level? Are you lightweigh or heavyweight?

[sub]Edit: Also, it sucks because i have to spend a tone of money to hit the high level..[/sub]

EDIT.. AGAIN: Just thought i would up date this since im back home from my night out. I didnt hit the level i wanted to sadly. The amount i drank goes a little somethign like this.
1 John Smiths
1 15& Ale
Bottle of vodka
One of those minature bottles you get full of 80% absinthe (IT BURNS)
6 Aftershocks (Yum yum yum)
2 Shots of Ouzo
Glass of Jager & Irn bru
Glass of Cacus Jack (Straight)
and lastly a shot of some Apple schnapp thingy.. After all that I STILL WASNT DRUNK. WTF i didnt even eat much beforehand. Well, at least it was all free i guess.

[HEADING=2]Happy new year![/HEADING]

 

[Vanguard_Ex]

You mean sobriety?
And I'm really not sure, it seems to vary, and fucking madly...I can get dizzyish after a pint, or have 6 cans and still be fine. I've found if I pace myself on a non-empty stomach, I can be a god damn tank.

 

[Spectrum_Prez]

I just popped open my first beer of the evening so I'm getting a kick out of this thread.

I put medium, but only because I'm not sure.

 

[Agent Larkin]

I'm teetotal so I don't drink at all.

 

[Hippobatman]

It varies, but generally one sixpack of 0,5l cans is enough for me.

So I don't know where that puts me, lightweight? Medium?

 

[AgentNein]

I take pride in the fact that I 'm fairly good about keeping a steady buzz with whatever I'm drinking, without ever hitting drunk. Although occasionally I do enjoy getting drunk, and just observing myself in a disconnected manner. Really analyzing what I'm doing and how I'm doing it. Noticing all the little delays.

 

[Sexual Harassment Panda]

I rarely drink, so my tolerance is really pretty low. I only ever really hit the whisky when I have bouts of not being able to sleep.

 

[ribonuge]

I rarely drink so I would say i'm at lightweight level now. When I did used to drink I would say medium because i'm quite thin. It would take me about 4 cans of beer to be drunk and 5-6 to be falling over the place. But that includes being on other things *shuffles eyes left and right suspiciously*

 

[Chancie]

I don't drink, but I'm underage anyways...so I don't really count, I guess. xD

 

[Vanguard_Ex]

It varies, but generally one sixpack of 0,5l cans is enough for me.

So I don't know where that puts me, lightweight? Medium?

I'd say medium, that is a lot of alcohol tbf.

 

[Cpt_Oblivious]

I always have a good meal before drinking whch allows me to attain true Heavyweight status. I outdrink all my peers, which occasioanlly has it's downsides. But the average night out has me and a bottle of Jager together.

 

[lvl9000_woot]

I'm somewhere between lightweight and medium. I think it depends on how much I eat before I drink.

 

[Wadders]

I used to be a total pussy before university. I could drink like 4-5 pints and be drunk. A few more, and I'd be sick,

All thats changed now though haha. I wont bore y'all by telling you all how much I can drink, but I'll spend about £25-£30 on booze on a night out. Pre-drinking booze included.

So yeah, I'd say about medium/heavy, I've not achieved heavyweight yet

 

[mangus]

In THE NORTH there is nothing to do but drink and fight polar bears. Repeat as necessary.

 

[SomeBritishDude]

I drink quite a bit, but I'm very much a light weight. I general under the table by the 3rd beer. It's great actually, means I'm the only one with any money at the end of the night.

 

[MorsePacific]

I've never even partaken of alcohol, and I don't really plan to, so I guess that puts me in the "I don't drink" category.

 

[rockingnic]

I drink the hard stuff like vodka, rum, many different mixtures etc. After like a couple of normal sized glasses of that stuff (not shots) I'll start uncontrollably flirting with random girls, I have absolutely no interest in. But at that point I'm pretty fun to mess around with. I don't like beer that much but I can handle somewhere around 3-4 cans maybe more.

 

[selce]

cant stand beer so even a little bit of it will leave me in the bathroom with my head in the throne, but on topic id definitely say im a lightweight as i drink very rarely maybe once or twice every few months

 

[era81]

I can drink all day haven't been drunk in months and for the past week my main source of substinance has been wild turkey 101.

 

[Broady Brio]

I'm underage, skinny, and barely drink.

I'd say lightweight, for sure. Plus compared to my peers I am pretty inferior. Also it's kind of a good thing. It's less money spent putting me in "happy land."