Poll: Your Fatality

MetaKnight19

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Simple question, if you could choose a fatality to perform which one would it be and why? For the options, I'm going with the Mortal Kombat games although there is an 'other' option if you wish to use that. You don't have to limit yourself to just Mortal Kombat, just put down anything you think would be cool.

I'm going to be a bit boring and go with the Toasty. Especially if that Dan guy shows up everytime.
 

Johnnyallstar

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The original Sub-Zero was so amazing the first time I saw it. Made me sad that I would probably never have the chance to do it myself : (
 

SnootyEnglishman

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Well since i like wearing hats and have a fascination with Oddjob from Goldfinger i'm going with the steel-rimmed hat option here.
 

Souplex

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You don't know by now?
 

Jojo1378

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Dragon, that would be wicked sweet, in second i would say the spinal cord removal
 

CoverYourHead

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I choose a falcon pawnch. But instead of fire, it causes liquid awesome on my arm to instantly evaporate, killing any unworthy who inhale it.
 

Manhattan2112

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So, I rip off their arm, and smack them around with it a few times, then I use my totally legit Bruce Campbell Chainsaw Hand to decapitate them, whilst laughing. Then I set them on fire and pee on the flames to put them out.

Oh right, we have to pick one of your options. Toasty. Fo' Sho'.
 

Heart of Darkness

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Localized Armageddon. Because nothing screams "DIE!" like hitting someone with a giant meteor into a lake of fire.
 

Teddy Roosevelt

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Just look at my username for a second... then the avatar...

OK, Teddy frickin Roosevelt. I do whatever I feel like doing, but if I MUST choose one, then I pick dividing by zero. I know, not on the list, but too bad, I didn't like any of those particularly... So... ummmm, yeah inter dimensional vortex and such. Good stuff.
 

Angry Caterpillar

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I would turn play dead, and turn into a small parasite that would burrow under their skin as soon as they look away. I may allow them to live in terror of the consequences for two weeks in possible agony before severing the spinal cord and being done with it.
 

Hazy

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The arcade one. For the fourth wall defying lulz.
For the sheer thrills of breaking the fourth wall and defying all laws of logic.

Plus, you just dropped an arcade machine on someone's face. You have won at life.
 

Salty Weasel

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I would forcibly make them swallow some sort of pill that makes them vomit. Immediately after that I would put duct tape over their mouth and nostrils. If they didn't choke on their vomit, I would reward their survival by stepping on their neck until they died. Of course my fatality would change depending on my mood and whether or not they put up a good fight. If they put up a good fight, then I would end their life quickly. But if they were really crappy or they were so good that I barely won, then I would do something like the previously mentioned fatality.
 

Macgyvercas

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Rip their heart out and shove it down their throat while it's still beating. Then turn into a Beholder and anihilate them.
 

Cyberius

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Instantly transform their heart into a spike-bomb. It explodes inside of them and turns them into an interesting pincushion
 

Wardnath

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/crack fingers

1: Tear the opponent's arm off and impale them through the chest with that same arm.

2: Instant flashes of energy which continue for several seconds, with the opponent eventually falling apart, dismembered.

3: Let loose a nightmarish scream with the volume approaching unbearable levels, causing the opponent to double over and scream in pain, eventually exploding a la Cube Zero. Something like this:

 

OutcastBOS

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This from my favorite Aussie Mercenary

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K4KhU-GIPJY]