Poll: Your favourite curse word. (No kids or easily offended people).

[Arikarin Aririkamei]

Shit, Fuck and Bastard.

I'm a nice person.

 

[Matt-Sama]

**** is not a curse word.

I would have to say shit is the funnest one.

Is it not? Why is that?

 

[KarmaTheAlligator]

Crud or God dammit. The second isn't technically a swear word, but it's still good to let off steam.

And there's also feck, although that's a self censored one.

 

[Simskiller]

Shit, Crap, Fuck.

OR

"Bah Humbug"

or the rarely used but fun to say Bollocks. Say it with me: Bollocks bollocks bollocks.

EDIT: Also Smeg, you smegging smeg head.

 

[UltraDeth]

Being British I know some good ones

Gobshite
Bollocks
Slag
Twat

 

[FalloutJack]

Dammit!

That seems to be what I shout most often. "Fuck!" is like a close second.

 

[GundamSentinel]

A good old Dutch 'godverdegodver' (with the Hague accent) never goes awry.

For English use 'fuck' will usually suffice. Sorry, not very inventive...

I quite like the japanese "kuso".

Me too.

 

[thylasos]

I keep it behind for special occasions, but I take a great deal of pleasure in saying "prrrrrick."

Oh, or "дерьмо" which is basically "shit" in Russian.

 

[Shock and Awe]

Either Fuck or ****. Fuck because it is so versatile, **** because it is probably the strongest curse word to most people.

 

[StellarViking]

****, bollocks, fuck, twat, thundercunt, douchewagon, and cockvacuum are my favorites.

Also, I like getting international courtesy of Mr. Lasse Gjertsen.

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[gregitaly]

Bitchin' is a bitchin' word.
Also Frack.

 

[FeralDynasty]

.......Cuntmuffin.

 

[Quazimofo]

I think "fuck" has to be my favorite. You can use it in so many ways, and it still feels satisfying to say.

ah yes, the all powerful fuck. i agree it feels very satisfying to say, and i do use it the most. but my Favorite would have to be either **** or Wanker. they have a sense of humor to them, can be a great insult, and they just are fun to say. i just do not find as many uses for them as i do fuck. because piece of ****, of cunting asshole or mothercunter, they just dont work.

 

[deserteagleeye]

"Ass-butter!" Just rolls off the tongue.

 

[kelevra]

German sounds awesome to swear in, but is actually fairly tame in content. Afrikaans (South Africanised Dutch) can sound positively filthy. English is fantastic to swear in, because its widely understood and relatively easy to be profane.

"FUCK!" takes my vote for its versatility and fun (both for saying and performing) but its also awesome if you can string a whole bunch of fantastic swearwords together.

Like this bit from Love Actually

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vl2vX229e1A

Bill Nighy... comedy god

 

[Candidus]

Feth.
Nothing beats a good feth a the right fething time.
...what the feth is that smell?
I haven't smelled anything like that since burning things in a science lab...
Oh frak.

I too love Gaunt's Ghosts.

 

[Trololo Punk]

Between "o balls" or good old "fuck".

 

[Quazimofo]

My favorite is "bollocks". I'm not sure what it is about it, I just like it. I think it rolls off the tongue in a satisfying way.

ah yes, this as well. nothing better to say when something goes wrong. ;;just dropped a glass of oj on the carpet;; "well bullocks"

 

[Soods]

"Scheisse" never gets old, and swearing in foreign language doesn't seem as "bad".

 

[Tizzmarelda]

CUNTRAG. Rolls off the tounge