Poll: Your fighting style

[TheRundownRabbit]

Really this forum is still goin on, i almost quit on it because I thoguht it was an Epic Fail, like some of my other threads =D

 

[TheRundownRabbit]

a lot of you are sayin run, cmon dont be little girls, I stay there until i shatter every single fucking bone in their body

actually ill push them to the point were they are begging for the sweet release of death, and i wont give it to them, ill make them remeber the pain

 

[psijac]

I would get my small asian penis out and wait for them to die laughing. I could have sworn I posted as such before

 

[TheRundownRabbit]

Standard is punching, uppercuts, hooks, just regular fighting, or what some people call Brutal Style

Martial-Arts: jiu-jitsu, king-fu all that asian junk

Wrestling: Elbow drops, pile drivers, sling shot, can-openers


Im Standard style

nice topic.

heh, u wanna here a funny joke


What do you call Hebrew Karate

Spoiler: Punch line

Jew Jitsu

Hah, its a corny joke, i know, =)

 

[Sassafrass]

a lot of you are sayin run, cmon dont be little girls, I stay there until i shatter every single fucking bone in their body

actually ill push them to the point were they are begging for the sweet release of death, and i wont give it to them, ill make them remeber the pain

You're one little evil shit, aren't you?
[sup]That's a good thing...[/sup]

 

[Trivun]

I don't usually fight, but if I do I'll fight Sam Vimes-style, i.e. dirty with a lot of 'cheating' and foul play. There are no points awarded for fighting fair, it's all about making sure the other guy/girl can't come at you and hurt you. If you see a weapon, use it. Don't be afraid to get your hands dirty, do whatever it takes. That's the way I fight. No holds barred. Sod the bloody Marquis of Fantailler...

 

[TheRundownRabbit]

a lot of you are sayin run, cmon dont be little girls, I stay there until i shatter every single fucking bone in their body

actually ill push them to the point were they are begging for the sweet release of death, and i wont give it to them, ill make them remeber the pain

You're one little evil shit, aren't you?
[sup]That's a good thing...[/sup]

Little, No. Evil, oh yeah

but im actually a nice guy, u just wont wanna get on my bad side

 

[AkJay]

While i'm in mid-sentence, i sucker punch them in the jaw, what do i classify as?

 

[Sassafrass]

While i'm in mid-sentence, i sucker punch them in the jaw, what do i classify as?

Just awesome, man. Just awesome.

a lot of you are sayin run, cmon dont be little girls, I stay there until i shatter every single fucking bone in their body

actually ill push them to the point were they are begging for the sweet release of death, and i wont give it to them, ill make them remeber the pain

You're one little evil shit, aren't you?
[sup]That's a good thing...[/sup]

Little, No. Evil, oh yeah

but im actually a nice guy, u just wont wanna get on my bad side

[sup]You're not evil...
You haz a nice side...[/sup]

 

[Xero Scythe]

a lot of you are sayin run, cmon dont be little girls, I stay there until i shatter every single fucking bone in their body

actually ill push them to the point were they are begging for the sweet release of death, and i wont give it to them, ill make them remeber the pain

You're one little evil shit, aren't you?
[sup]That's a good thing...[/sup]

Little, No. Evil, oh yeah

but im actually a nice guy, u just wont wanna get on my bad side

haseo incarnate.

im good, though i swagger a bit. fuck with me though, and get ready to know the morgue.
intimately.

 

[TheRundownRabbit]

a lot of you are sayin run, cmon dont be little girls, I stay there until i shatter every single fucking bone in their body

actually ill push them to the point were they are begging for the sweet release of death, and i wont give it to them, ill make them remeber the pain

You're one little evil shit, aren't you?
[sup]That's a good thing...[/sup]

Little, No. Evil, oh yeah

but im actually a nice guy, u just wont wanna get on my bad side

haseo incarnate.

im good, though i swagger a bit. fuck with me though, and get ready to know the morgue.
intimately.

Did you just call me an incarnate of Haseo? Heh I wish

But i kinda am the Haseo of CS:S

 

[Haunted Serenity]

a unholy combo of Tae-Kon-Do(i know i screwed the spelling) and karate with brutal headbuts and checks mixed in. It's my individual style and it allows weapon use to be added easily and any grabs inflicted on me(to-date) i've always had a out.

 

[Haunted Serenity]

While i'm in mid-sentence, i sucker punch them in the jaw, what do i classify as?

smart?

 

[Kinguendo]

I dont fight, I am strictly a pacifist... People dont want to fight me anyway, I am physically imposing.

 

[EeveeElectro]

Button bashing.

Oh.

I don't fight often.
But I'm good at dodging.
And I bite hard.

 

[Spineyguy]

OK so Mr Wuu, or whatever sounds like a good name for a Japanese Martial Arts specialist, gets out his nunchucks and starts waving them about and making weird noises.

So, for lack of a better or more badass option, I get out a gun and shoot him in the face.

In the end, who wins? The guy with the silly haircut and even sillier clothing or me, holding a smoking fire-arm.

 

[Nox......]

I use the basic punch/kick kick mostly because in can put more force into it but also I know tricks from several martial arts styles

Now granted I havent had to fight in several years so Im probably rusty

 

[aww yea]

standard i think

is that what its called when you get into fights in school/town/at home and you just learn to defend yourself?

 

[Housebroken Lunatic]

a lot of you are sayin run, cmon dont be little girls, I stay there until i shatter every single fucking bone in their body

actually ill push them to the point were they are begging for the sweet release of death, and i wont give it to them, ill make them remeber the pain

Sooner or later you're probably gonna run into someone with a knife or a gun. Then you're gonna be dead.

Idiots fight. Smart people end fights (whether it be by running away or by eliminating the aggressors quickly and efficiently)

 

[Parallel Streaks]

I don't usually fight, but if I do I'll fight Sam Vimes-style, i.e. dirty with a lot of 'cheating' and foul play. There are no points awarded for fighting fair, it's all about making sure the other guy/girl can't come at you and hurt you. If you see a weapon, use it. Don't be afraid to get your hands dirty, do whatever it takes. That's the way I fight. No holds barred. Sod the bloody Marquis of Fantailler...

I officially love you. One, for referencing Discworld, two, for referencing my favourite character IN Discworld, and three, for being right.

Seeing as people usually want to start fights with me because of my sexuality, I've learned one good trick, not to be tried by anyone who hasn't practiced extensively with a big-padded glove:

Grab a bottle, smash the end off against a wall, wave it in, but not on, their face. When the "fag" you've been trying to beat-up suddenly has an edged weapon it isn't advisable to carry on.

Disclaimer: This trick can go devastatingly wrong if done in the hands of somebody who hasn't practiced in a safe environment, doing it in the wrong place will shatter the entire bottle in your hand.

A good way to practice: Lay down some blue rubber tarpaulin, put on a construction glove, get a cola bottle, and aim for the very end when smashing it against the wall. Make sure you're also wearing boots with very thick soles.