Garth: He had a plan, he was going to use you for that plan and you were both going to gain from it. He didn't brag, he got it over with then tried tp go back home until Queen ***** drafted (draughed?) him.
Hammer: A whiny ***** who, whereas an interesting change of pace from normal brick character stereotypes, still had far too many "girly" stereotypes for it to work.
Reaver: A DMPC, A man who Mollycock wanted to be so much that he put it in the game, gave him more screen time of note than any other character and was made invulnerable. Not an NPC, just a childish fantasy.
Theresa: A vessel for the child's retarded little plot, leading you from A to B in the hope of being epic until the player realizes that there is no choice, only a 12 year olds LotR.
Lucien: His amorality was almost interesting, were it not for the whole enormous gothic tower, vampiric appearence and attempts to fuck with destiny, plus the child butchering, making him a clear villian with some shiny PR men... Though he did kill my fucking dog, which I suppose isn't too bad since given the choice between the dog, some goodness or a paltry 1 million gold, the dog is the clear choice for resurection.
Rose... She was a character? All I knew was that she was some bint who got shot out of a window, called me sparrow and refused to nail that ugly guy with the hat.
Shamus Young did a fairly good review on the game a while back, did it in 4 parts explaining everything he could wrong with the plot, characters, and general choices the game made for you and what it meant.
http://www.shamusyoung.com/twentysidedtale/?p=2105
