Poll: Your own execution

[nofear220]

firing squad, as long as they aim for the my goddamn head...

 

[Ironsouled]

Firing Squad. My family has wierdass reactions to drugs, and Sodium Pentoxide would probably do something wierd like hurt and not work. that and being a ***** doesn't really appeal.

Joke Answer: take a dip in a pool of liquid nitrogen.
(might be quicker.. certainly more epic.)

 

[Erdrick jr.]

I suppose another option is I want to die by knife wielding kindergartners. I want to be in a gymnasium, and I want them to release savage, bloodthirsty knife weilding five year olds, that have to take me down to finish me off, If I dispatch the first wave they just releasemore until I'm dead or have killed all of the worlds kindergartners. If I am still alive after that they can move it up to first graders, repeat until I am dead.

 

[RanD00M]

Guillotine.It's only the most epic way to get decapitated.And I could kinda make people feel bad about seeing it.I would just do an evil grin right before the axe falls,and that would be the way people would remember my last moment.Laughing at their inevitable doom.

 

[Boxes_Of_Boxes]

Honestly, I would like to just be shot in the back of the head when I sleep. Don't even know its coming

 

[ejb626]

C4. I want to go out with a bang. Also, painlessly.

Firing Squad by far being shot is quick and painless, I wouldn't even know what hit me.

What if they hit you in the arms and legs?

That wouldn't be guick nor painless!

Well I assume firing squads aim for the head, if not the torso and with multiple bullets hitting your torso one is likely to pierce your heart.

 

[Some_Jackass]

The Chair!


Ill be taking the Homer Simpson approach to it too: eating as much as I can before hand just for the off chance I explode....
...I will also flip the switch myself...

 

[JWW]

Firing squad, like a boss.

 

[Irony's Acolyte]

Preferably something which allows me to yell something awesome before I'm killed. So fireing squad or hanging seems pretty good.
*Standing un-blindfolded in front of firing squad*
"Come on ya pussies, let's see if you can hit me one last time!"
Something along those lines.

Field excecution by my Commisar when I refuse to advance towards the hordes of Tyranids charging towards our trench >>.

What!?!?! The price for cowardice is death! In the name of the God-Emperor of Mankind, I excute you for acts of treason against the Imperium of Man!

Edit: Wait! I just had an even more awesome idea! Death by being blown up by a bomb planted inside your body! FUCK YEAH! That would be AWESOME!
"Sunny in the morning and a slight chance of a random gore storm later on at about noon."
BOOM!

 

[Amalith]

Lethal Injection sounds by far the least painful, so that.

 

[fluffybunny937]

It doesn't really matter how the execution goes down for me.
But what happens after it is what I want. I don't know if any of oyu read/watch One Piece. Basicly I want my execution to inspire tons of people to commit crimes worst than I ever did.

 

[Samcanuck]

Wow...I can't believe how high the percentage is for firing range. It's what I chose...but I didn't imagine the majority (by a long shot) would agree. Very interesting. Heh, looks like a good recruitment list for WW3 .

 

[Tsunimo]

i want to die while blowing up the tsar bomb.... 250mi above earths surface

 

[direkiller]

gas chamber is the most expensive way to kill someone in the US execution arsenal if im gona die i might as well stick the man with the biggest bill

 

[Chester41585]

Firing squad. I've been shot and tazed. I'd prefer getting shot over electrocution.

 

[Dana22]

I would like to get a revolver with a single bullet.

 

[Uncle Muffles]

Chuck Norris.

 

[DarkDain]

The old mongol method, smothered to death by carpets.

 

[Tireseas_v1legacy]

Leathal injection while singing "New York, New York."

 

[CouchCommando]

If I can choose I choose death by hypothermia, I hear you get feelings of warmth & utopia towards the end, so it can't be that bad.