Poll: Your own execution

[Jark212]

Firing Squad, if I don't immediately die I'll want to get up again and yell "Shoot me again I ain't dead yet!!!"

Those soldiers would never forget me...

 

[Claymorez]

You are on death row...you have the choice of any way to be killed...and you will be killed, but you have to choose one or they will torture you to death. What is your choice?

For other, please specify.

Firing squad as by UK law - anyone who survives Firing Squad is allowed to walk away. Its my best chance at survival.

 

[Toaster Hunter]

Decapitation with a sword, the way the gods intended.

 

[HK_01]

Guillotine. It's over so fast you probably don't feel a thing and there's no chance to survive.

 

[Dogstile]

Firing squad. But I want to be killed by 10 aimed experimental heavy 500.cal artillery bullets. Fired at the same time.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

Fireing squad, with Death Stars instead of people with guns.

 

[TimeLord]

Asphyxiated by Lady Gaga with an extension cord.

... what?

We said nothing...

I'm pretty sure the police would though...

OT: I'd like to be executed by Stephen Fry. For giggles

Scratch that, I want this:

Well, my first choice, clearly, is to orgasm to the point of cardiac arrest. They would have to provide a selection of potential "executioners," though.

 

[Conman94]

Firing Squad, no blindfold. I'd rather die on my feet than at the mercy of Man's cruel machines.

 

[Trotgar]

Firing squad.
I want to die standing on my two legs, not strapped to some machine.

I also do not want to be blindfolded.

This.

Though they'd have to assure me it would end fast.

 

[MintyNinja]

Lethal injection! Cause remember kids, needles are Fun!!

 

[El Poncho]

Is there an option to be killed fighting for my country?

NO!
YOU WILL DIE BRINGING EARTH'S ENEMIES TO THEIR KNEES!

[sub]I'm half serious[/sub]

Assuming you haven't taken over the world and your galactic conquest has yet to start

 

[Nemu]

Well, my first choice, clearly, is to orgasm to the point of cardiac arrest. They would have to provide a selection of potential "executioners," though.

Failing that, it would be best if I was killed by a weapon so powerful that I was not even aware that I was about to die before I was dead. Under that restriction, I believe the most optimal method would be to proclaim that I am a rapist cheater scam-artist that thinks women are stupid cows to Judge Judy, and then be promptly scorned out of existence.

Death by Snuu-Snuu gets my vote. Don't really need my pelvis for anything, anyway...

 

[Communist partisan]

Firing squad it always exist a chanse that all bullets get deflected from me

 

[MelasZepheos_v1legacy]

If I had to choose, I would choose Lethal Injection.

The reasoning being that as long as everything works you will be sent into a deep sleep, then die peacefully.

I wouldn't like to die by firing squad, too many chances for hanging around in pain.

If I had to choose I wouldn't want to have some sort of 'gallant' execution.

 

[Virus0015]

The injection would be the most painless way to die(I think they are tell me if not)

Depends what kind of lethal injection you are referring too. There are really two practices:

1: The three drug method used in the US among other countries. I will not go into detail but the drugs used, and the way that they are used both makes for a very risky procedure where the victim may suffer horrible pain, and if that so happens they will be paralysed and so be unable to express it. This is why many people say that lethal injection in the US is painless. It is most certainly not in many cases, due to the creator's cock-up in creating the system or their secret malicious desire to inflict horrible undetectable pain on the victim.

2: The one-drug method used for euthanasia of animals (and in some cases humans). It consists of an overdose of a tranquilliser, the victim experiences a short "high" and is quickly knocked unconscious, before expiring shortly after. The system is foolproof, if the system doesn't work in the painless way it is intended then it won't work at all. The only reason I can see why this method isn't used is that advocates of lethal injection are by and large malicious people with no compassion at all, to put it simply.

I would prefer lethal injection "2" to firing squad, as the latter has a certain risk associated with it. However compared to option "1" I would by far go to firing squad.

 

[Doitpow]

Firing Squad

I want to look into the eyes of the people who are killing me.

 

[Armored Prayer]

The most painless way possible.

Maybe like in Gears 2 when they whack the gun on your back and you die.

 

[twistedmic]

Firing squad, though it would most likely be a group of cops or a SWAT team that shot me rather than a court appointed firing squad. If I were to do something that would land me on death row ,murder spree for example, I wouldn't let the cops take me alive (suicide by cop)

 

[Captain Blackout]

Well, my first choice, clearly, is to orgasm to the point of cardiac arrest. They would have to provide a selection of potential "executioners," though.

Failing that, it would be best if I was killed by a weapon so powerful that I was not even aware that I was about to die before I was dead. Under that restriction, I believe the most optimal method would be to proclaim that I am a rapist cheater scam-artist that thinks women are stupid cows to Judge Judy, and then be promptly scorned out of existence.

Death by Snuu-Snuu gets my vote. Don't really need my pelvis for anything, anyway...

I was going to go for "My execution? Fuck that, I die fighting, this will be by sword and I get to be armed as well".

Then I saw this and remembered, those who live by the sword, die by the sword. Those who live by snuu snuu...

So yeah, snuu snuu.

 

[Virus0015]

I want to be strapped to a nuke and dropped on Earth's enemies! that would be EPIC!
("Earth's enemies" is the Scientology-Twilight-Nazi-Fanclub or STNF as I like to call them. F**k Them

That's not very nice! Scientology has just as much right to be here as any other religion (not an advocate, just saying your argument is a bit flawed there).