Well, I was going to vote "save the human" because I'm not entirely a sociopath, but then I read that I would then be attempting to save them from a Goddamn whirlpool. I can swim, yes, but even a "whirlpool" that's just some water spinning enough for it to be noticeable would screw me over because I don't really swim fast. I have saved a little girl from drowning in a pool, but if I tried to save some woman from drowning in a whirlpool it would end in abject failure, end of story. So, yeah, I guess I would just pick secret option D and collapse in a depressed heap as I watch them both die in a terrifying way; walking away just that much more dead inside. And then I would probably buy a kitten and try to forget the whole thing. More than likely end up just another drunk, trying to drown my sorrows like my dog and that woman did that day.
So, did I put up a response more depressing than "save my pet"?
So, did I put up a response more depressing than "save my pet"?