Poll: Your trapped in a building with the undead, and your only survival is with a magic book.

[El Poncho]

The unicorn , I shall ride it to freedom through the horde of zombies whilst it shoots rainbow beams out of it's eyes and gores the zombies with it's horn!

 

[Argtee]

You can only someone one, and if they get slashed or bitten once, they become undead too.

Oh...

Well, I was going to choose Werewolf, but if that get's turned undead...well, it would be worse than zombies...

Anyways: I guess a vampire. They're already undead, so it can't be turned undead again.

 

[NeedAUserName]

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To be honest I'm not even sure where it's from. All I know is that it's the Slender Man, maybe photoshop or Marble Hornet.

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Slender Man. Want a good nights sleep? Don't search him!

I hate you so much, the Slender Man is the creepiest thing I can imagine. And he was bore on the internet, the Something Awful forums I think, in their scary thread.

 

[SuperSuperSuperGuy]

The Unicorn. Magic healing powers, disease immunity, super stabby horn and loyal steed all in one!

 

[Dedtoo]

My first thought was: skeletons.
But since i don't have that option: Werewolf.

 

[Hooded.Gamer]

This question is kinda difficult to answer, partly because you haven't really given proper specifications (what kind of house? What kinda of undead? We can do magic? What type of magic?) but also because the answer seems obvious and doesn't really generate a lot of variety. For an example of point one (specifications) you say that our only hope of survival rests with a magic book, but are you saying that the book is magical or that the book is like a book of spells and allows you to cast magic? And an example of point two (the obvious answer) is the "blast-zombies-with-magic-answer". I mean, you've given us an enemy and the perfect weapon to simply wipe them off the face of the Earth with, what else are we going to do? Summon a banana split? Lock the door and hide in the cupboard? Seriously? By all means, correct me if I'm wrong or shout at me if I'm out of line but something about your question is a little off . . . .

 

[baka52]

none
i would use the book as a bludgining weapon and set apon the zombies

 

[Jamash]

I'd summon a Ghost because not only is it immune from any of the Zombie's attacks, it could use it Poltergeist powers to levitate me above the ground, safely out of the Zombie's reach.

Basically the Ghost option is like a cheat mode, giving you the power to fly/levitate and manipulate any objects telekinetically. I'd just have my Ghost pin me to the ceiling while it throws blunt objects and the Zombie's heads and throws the corpses out of windows.

 

[Jabberwock xeno]

Chupacabra.

I love chupacabras.

 

[zombiejoe]

You look through the book, trying to find something to stop the undead. Instead, you find a part of the book which lets you summon one monster to help you escape.

-Vampire (Dracula style)
-Werewolf (wolfman style)
-Ghost (can posses objects and undead)
-Chupacabra (be awesome?)
-Big Foot (stomp and smash)
-Pixie (play tricks and use magic)
-Unicorn (stab with horn)
-Leprechaun(fight for his gold)


You can only someone one, and if they get slashed or bitten once, they become undead too.

I'd summon a Leprechaun and wish myself the fuck out of there. With two wishes left, I'd wish I had the Leprechaun's magical power, then I'd wish the Leprechaun dead. Then I'd make a sammich.

I'm pretty sure that's Genies

 

[zombiejoe]

ATTENTION ALL ZOMBIES, YOU ARE FUCKED.

what is this abomination!?!??!?!


XD jk

 

[Timewave Zero]

ATTENTION ALL ZOMBIES, YOU ARE FUCKED.

Yeah...yeah, she'd work pretty well, actually.

I was gonna say 'fuck it, I have a Necronomicon' and summon me up some Shoggoths. Or a Night Gaunt to just fly through the wall (Shoggoths are too slimy, dammit).

 

[sabbat]

It would be ghost. It's already dead, so no pesky turning into zombie and eating you alive for it, and, unlike the vampire, won't start looking at you like you're a "Happy Meal on legs" (To quote a vampire. Cookie for naming him.). Then, you can use the ghost to posess the zombie and make it shoot itself in the head. Job done!

 

[sabbat]

ATTENTION ALL ZOMBIES, YOU ARE FUCKED.

Yeah...yeah, she'd work pretty well, actually.

I was gonna say 'fuck it, I have a Necronomicon' and summon me up some Shoggoths. Or a Night Gaunt to just fly through the wall (Shoggoths are too slimy, dammit).

OK, you win! But wait... What if she turns her Vectors on you??? And if she got bit, how would you manage to fight off a Zombie-Diclonius?

 

[Timewave Zero]

ATTENTION ALL ZOMBIES, YOU ARE FUCKED.

Yeah...yeah, she'd work pretty well, actually.

I was gonna say 'fuck it, I have a Necronomicon' and summon me up some Shoggoths. Or a Night Gaunt to just fly through the wall (Shoggoths are too slimy, dammit).

OK, you win! But wait... What if she turns her Vectors on you??? And if she got bit, how would you manage to fight off a Zombie-Diclonius?

I wouldn't; I'd be on the first reasonably priced flight out of there.
Zombie Lucy? Fuck that noise - better off eating my own brain. She'd infect you with her vectors anyway - supposing you surivived her first attack, which you wouldn't.

 

[Daffy F]

You look through the book, trying to find something to stop the undead. Instead, you find a part of the book which lets you summon one monster to help you escape.

-Vampire (Dracula style)
-Werewolf (wolfman style)
-Ghost (can posses objects and undead)
-Chupacabra (be awesome?)
-Big Foot (stomp and smash)
-Pixie (play tricks and use magic)
-Unicorn (stab with horn)
-Leprechaun(fight for his gold)


You can only someone one, and if they get slashed or bitten once, they become undead too.

Werewolf or Bigfoot... Assuming they wouldn't attack me at all, mainly because they could do the most damage and/or smash through walls if need be.

 

[sabbat]

ATTENTION ALL ZOMBIES, YOU ARE FUCKED.

Yeah...yeah, she'd work pretty well, actually.

I was gonna say 'fuck it, I have a Necronomicon' and summon me up some Shoggoths. Or a Night Gaunt to just fly through the wall (Shoggoths are too slimy, dammit).

OK, you win! But wait... What if she turns her Vectors on you??? And if she got bit, how would you manage to fight off a Zombie-Diclonius?

I wouldn't; I'd be on the first reasonably priced flight out of there.
Zombie Lucy? Fuck that noise - better off eating my own brain. She'd infect you with her vectors anyway - supposing you surivived her first attack, which you wouldn't.

Shit, I'm gonna have nightmares now!
btw, reasonably priced? Like you gave yourself a MODEST "Escape The Half Crazed Zombie Lucy" budget? Man, you have balls, I'd sink my entire life savings into that budget!

 

[itsnotyouitsme]

If it's a old mansion building then ghost since theres bound to be suits of armor somewhere otherwise werewolf.