Poll: Your view on ketchup

[ElephantGuts]

And that was a serious question, if someone could explain to me what it is about ketchup they find so offensive, because I love everything about it. Sure it isn't great on everything, but what is?

I don't know exactly what it is that makes me dislike ketchup. The thing is, the taste doesn't appeal to me, but that's not why I have trouble eating it. I want to say its the texture but then I love all other liquid/spready condiments. I think it may be, for me at least, a combination of it being too sweet for my taste (in conjuction with the tomatoe taste) and the fact that its just a bit too low viscosity. I don't know how it works, but when those things get together it makes me not like ketchup very much.

Blasphemy! You will be burned at the stake!

Just kidding. I respect and value your opinion.
[small]God that was hard to say[/small]

 

[hippykiller]

ITS THE SPAWN FROM SATAN'S ASS HOLE!

Yeah, Satan should really look into that. For a while it was Grey Poupon mustard. I mean, seriously, if Satan came up to you and said, "Man, I got mustard and ketchup leaking out of my anus," you'd probably feel embarrassed for him. But hey, the dark lord of the underworld has problems too, so that is nice to know. Makes you feel like he's one of us, you know? Not that smarmy, evil, vindictive soul stealer that everyone says he is.

um sure. whatever you say.