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Ursus Astrorum

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Indigo_Dingo said:
Michael_McCloud said:
Indigo_Dingo said:
Michael_McCloud said:
Wait, I thought I'd just answered this five minutes ago. Or perhaps that was another thread. Methinks someone needs to learn about the search button.

Anywho, my favorite weapon is my magical hand. It shoots bees.
Naked Snake defeats your bee shooting hand.
But don't you know? No matter who you are, the moment you're compared to a magical had that shoots bees you're going to fucking lose.
Except when you have a magical suit that repells any and all insects including bees.
It also shoots fire, electricity, and ice. Can your magic suit repel any of those?
 

Floodclaw

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If you mean the most badass weapon to use in gaming, I would choose the Plaga Removal Laser from Resident Evil 4: Wii Edition. Seriously, kill ALL enemies onscreen with one charged-up blast? Awesome.

If you mean my favourite weapon, it would be the Camera Obscura from the Fatal Frame series. Killing ghosts with a camera? Awesome.
 

Blair Bennett

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Michael_McCloud said:
Indigo_Dingo said:
Michael_McCloud said:
Indigo_Dingo said:
Michael_McCloud said:
Wait, I thought I'd just answered this five minutes ago. Or perhaps that was another thread. Methinks someone needs to learn about the search button.

Anywho, my favorite weapon is my magical hand. It shoots bees.
Naked Snake defeats your bee shooting hand.
But don't you know? No matter who you are, the moment you're compared to a magical had that shoots bees you're going to fucking lose.
Except when you have a magical suit that repells any and all insects including bees.
It also shoots fire, electricity, and ice. Can your magic suit repel any of those?
Don't forget Mutant Pheromones...
 

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Don't forget McCloud the fact that you can make cyclone traps and friends with Big Daddies, or, you could telekinetically remove his bee repelling suit and pull it to you! So now he has nothing, and you have a hand that shoots bees and fire and electricity and ice, and don't forget a brand new bee repelling suit!
 

xXyZaThEx

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There is no way you can beat a fucking chainsaw attached to a machine gun.

Being a hardcore Zelda and Final Fantasy fan, I'm not ashamed to admit that.
 

Arcyde

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i would say the battle rifle from halo or the sniper from team fortress 2
 

xitel

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xXyZaThEx said:
There is no way you can beat a fucking chainsaw attached to a machine gun.

Being a hardcore Zelda and Final Fantasy fan, I'm not ashamed to admit that.
What about a TRAIN attached to a machine gun?
 

Fenring

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Your claw/hands in Far Cry Instincts, or the Truflame or whatever from Morrowind (the scimitar that was on fire).
 

Lucane

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Other.

I'll take an AC or a NEXT (Giant robots vehicles for the unfamilar.)
 

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Indigo_Dingo said:
xXyZaThEx said:
There is no way you can beat a fucking chainsaw attached to a machine gun.

Being a hardcore Zelda and Final Fantasy fan, I'm not ashamed to admit that.
Except for an actual chainsaw and an actual Machine gun, which are both a fuck ton more useful seperated.
Hahaha a fuck ton, now THATS a measurement.

I loved the BFG, casually walking into a room full of baddies and unloading green death into every corner of the room.
 

Ursus Astrorum

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Indigo_Dingo said:
Michael_McCloud said:
Indigo_Dingo said:
Michael_McCloud said:
Indigo_Dingo said:
Michael_McCloud said:
Wait, I thought I'd just answered this five minutes ago. Or perhaps that was another thread. Methinks someone needs to learn about the search button.

Anywho, my favorite weapon is my magical hand. It shoots bees.
Naked Snake defeats your bee shooting hand.
But don't you know? No matter who you are, the moment you're compared to a magical had that shoots bees you're going to fucking lose.
Except when you have a magical suit that repells any and all insects including bees.
It also shoots fire, electricity, and ice. Can your magic suit repel any of those?
Yes, yes and yes. A suit thats insulated from Electricity (the suit you find in The Bosses locker), and one thats impervious to extremes of heat and cold (The Fury's suit). And he has a suit that makes him nearly invisible, and one that he can use to suck out a persons soul by touching them.

But- Does it give free blowjobs and pudding?

(Last Yahtzee reference, I swear.)