Pony Jam is a SCAM!

[Larenxis]

Fellow Escapists, I put forth for your consideration an expose of epic proportions. We are surrounded by lies! An excess of deceptive misrepresentation has us girt! These 'ponies' which are so overtly exploited in the advertisements for 'Pony Jam' are not ponies at all, but rather average sized horses! What do these scoundrels take us for?

For discussion: What do these scoundrels take us for?

P.S. Oh dear lord don't ban me, I was trying to be insouciant, not insipid...

 

[Inverse Skies]

These threads aren't ending well....

 

[Insomniaku]

I don't even find this shit humorous anymore... my thread got locked for no reason what so ever!!

 

[Fire Daemon]

I said so, didn't I? I told you they are horses, I told you but no one listened! No one at all.

You doomed yourselves, YOURSELVES!

Yeah, ponies look kind of stupid anyway.

 

[terminator320]

great april fools has only been going on for an hour and it is already old

 

[Cahlee]

First of all, kudos on the use of the word 'girt'.

Secondly, having actually owned a pony I realised immediately that these were not ponies but infact horses! Perhaps it is part of the April Fools mayhem or a mere oversight!

Regardless, POOOOONIIIIIIIES!

 

[Fanboy]

I canter imagine this to be true! I could never saddle myself with the thought! But if what you're saying is true, it would stirrup the forums and create a gallop of controversy! That would be very lame.

Uhhh... Horseshoes!

 

[Twilight_guy]

The Pony Jam is a lie? OH NOES!

 

[Glerken]

No. No. You're lying. That's not possible! It's. It's not.*teary eyed* possible!

 

[Larenxis]

I said so, didn't I? I told you they are horses, I told you but no one listened! No one at all.

I am here to heed the silenced voices!

 

[sky14kemea]

does it really matter that much? horses are just as good...
^w^

 

[Insomniaku]

why hasn't this been locked yet... i mean not to crap on your fun but other threads have been locked... i just want an explanation?

 

[Insomniaku]

I don't even find this shit humorous anymore... my thread got locked for no reason what so ever!!

that's what you get for faulting the April Fool's day joke during the mere hours of April Fool's Day

how did i fault it... did you see my post? it joked about the events of pony jam and how the half time shows would feature Tay Zonday and Rick Astley performances! was my post TOO epic?!

 

[Larenxis]

why hasn't this been locked yet... i mean not to crap on your fun but other threads have been locked... i just want an explanation?

Read Fanboy's post and then ask yourself if this really deserves to be done-away with.

 

[Glerken]

I canter imagine this to be true! I could never saddle myself with the thought! But if what you're saying is true, it would stirrup the forums and create a gallop of controversy! That would be very lame.

Uhhh... Horseshoes!

Fanboy, I tried to create a ponyjam avatar, but I am no where near your expertise. Can you tell me if you are going to make ponyjam avatars?

 

[terminator320]

I canter imagine this to be true! I could never saddle myself with the thought! But if what you're saying is true, it would stirrup the forums and create a gallop of controversy! That would be very lame.

Uhhh... Horseshoes!

wow that is punny no pun intended

 

[minoes]

What, fake ponies? This is "Miss Thailand ´04" all over again.