Poop.

[zenoaugustus]

I have found that my friends and I tend to make a lot of poop discussions or jokes. I was just wondering how often you talk about poop with other people? (Just to reaffirm I'm not weird).

EDIT: We don't talk about just poop. Obviously. We don't talk about it that often. I just find that at lunch, it'll come up maybe twice in a week. Perhaps you all don't understand. One of our friends, he pooped himself in public. It was really, really, really funny. So it is really just that story that comes up at least twice a week.

 

[Marter]

It doesn't usually come up. I actually can't remember the last time it did.

 

[Ruzzian Roulette]

Well, my 2 cents, few things are better then a good shit. That's the truth.

 

[delet]

Uhm... Almost never. My group of friends tend to make jokes about things that are, well... I don't wanna be banned.

 

[zfactor]

No not really...

We tend to talk about video games and chicks.

 

[TheDuckbunny]

Poop is not something to joke about. A good discussion on the other hand...

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

Anytime someone commits an act of passing gas through their backside.

 

[ZeroDotZero]

Haha poop.

I don't associate it with having another p at the end.

 

[Doctor What]

Poop jokes are one part of comedy that I don't enjoy. Bodily functions are very awkward and I tend to avoid talking about them. So...not very often.

 

[DefunctTheory]

If you are over 15, it is weird.

At 15, all poop joke making should be replaced by joking about the sex you haven't had yet. Around 17-18, it should switch to sex you've had, but still suck at (But you say you don't). Around 21, you should be joking about sex you should be joking about sex, and at least understand a little bit of what your talking about.

 

[Plurralbles]

actually it depends on your age if your'e weird or not.

Elementary school to junior high, not weird. Early high school you're getting a little awkward.

After that, you are a freak.

 

[GodKlown]

Constantly at age 31 making poop and fart jokes, mostly because my mom is over 60 and can't cough without farting like a horse. And she always seems to do it when I'm on the phone or Skype. You'll hear a *cough cough* FARTTTTTT *cough* and then a pause... "oops". It's not always funny, as I've heard this routine now for a good two years, but occasionally in a store she'll pull that trick and nearly pee herself laughing.

 

[Fightgarr]

It's an occasional subject. My roommate and I talk often about the joys of the porcelain throne, and the majesty of Uncle John's Bathroom Readers. If you're comfortable talking to anyone about it, yeah, it's something you can have a conversation about. If not, I guess... don't.

 

[zenoaugustus]

Not that often to be honest. I kind of grew out of scatological humour when I was about 13. Still, if it's what makes you laugh, then that's fine.

I thought I did too. But then one of my friends shit himself in public. Pooped his pants. It redefined hysterical for me.

 

[shadyh8er]

Whenever someone asks me to identify something, I'll call it "poop" if I don't know what it is.

 

[Mr. Mike]

My friends and I don't really make poop jokes. We make a million sexual references, innuendos and just immature calls. The pick of the month this May is "That's what yo mumma said after I bang her". Yeah, we're cool.

Wait, it's actually just myself and one other friend. Everyone else is lame.

 

[Yureina]

Never. Or would this include use of 4-letter words that are not neccesarily meant to always literally refer to feces?

It just seems gross.