Splatterhouse 2010.
I LOVED this game. It was a fun brawler, really stupid sense of humor, completely over-the-top gore, an amazing heavy-metal soundtrack that fit the game perfectly, and some EXTREMELY fun boss battles. For fans of the original, Biggy Man makes an appearance, and the fight against him is freaking EPIC! Sure the graphics were cell-shaded (like that matters), the load times were obnoxious, the first level kind of sucked, and the side-scrolling sections could be irritating, but I had a TON of fun with this game.
Not only did the game have a decent length for a brawler, took me about 9 hours first time through, it has a new-game+ option for those who want it, a good number of bonus challenge arenas, and you could unlock and play the original 3 sidescrolling Splatterhouse games.
Sure it had its issues, but it did NOT deserve the 4/10 that most reviewers gave it. I'd give it around a 7 or an 8 for a good time, a somewhat wacky pair of main characters, a story and feel that didn't take itself too seriously, a fantastic soundtrack, and some of the craziest gore ever.