IRN-BRU. Some of you from outside the UK may want to look it up. Absolutely unique in its delicious flavour (no, it isn't orange flavoured) and really rather cheap (most places sell it at about 99p for a 2 litre bottle). Also, look up some of the adverts for it.
"And then the wolf said, whoever touches Daddy's IRN-BRU get their arm ripped off."
"And then the wolf said, whoever touches Daddy's IRN-BRU get their arm ripped off."