Porn Distributor Strikes Out With Sony, Tries Microsoft Instead

Matt King

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age restrictions BAHAHAHA like anybody does or will follow them if they put porn on the xbox everyone will watch it
 

esperandote

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The only age verification that could work is face and voice scanning (with natal?) kind of what cigarrets vending machines do in japan (i read it i dont know if its true) and even that wouldn't be 100% accurate.
 

Fensfield

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Trying to get porn on a Sony machine, the company already famously against publishing adult content in Japan? That's.. audacious. And a bit stupid, considering no entertainment company in their right mind would work with pornography distributors when anything more than 20% or so of their revenue is from children and families. And right now, it must be what, at least 30% for the Xbox alone, mustn't it? And way higher on the other consoles.

Whoever accepted this'd experience a short term profit boon, then a possibly massive publicity problem and likely long term profit injury. Nobody's actively supporting pornography on non-console computers yet, they just aren't getting in it's way. How on earth can this guy seriously think he could get his merchandise out on a medium that requires a corporation to effectively put their seal of approval on everything it distributes?

Maybe this is just another form of ignorance toward gaming and gamers.. seeing a business opportunity that isn't there rather than a non-existent obscenity.

Also, yeah, who the hell would trust a guy with a face like that?
 

craddoke

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I think we would be doing a disservice to our children if there first exposure to porn was through Vivid - it would be like letting them watch Disney's versions of Grimm's faerie tales rather than read the original.

Oh, wait. That's exactly what we do. Bring on the bleach-blond barbies (and kens) with spray tans!
 

MgsTheFury

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Whats the point of having porn on PSN? Theres a fucking web browser build in to the PS3.
 

MalevolentJim

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This made me chuckle.It'll never happen, Microsoft know how pathetically desperate this would make them look.
 

Jared

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I can see why he is doing it, but...I dont think anyone is going to bite for it. People want to see it thats what they got PCs for
 

Treblaine

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And with a face like that, he seems so trustworthy and not perverted at all [/sarc]

MgsTheFury said:
Whats the point of having porn on PSN? Theres a fucking web browser build in to the PS3.
Oh yeah.

Ah but it won't be long before Sony yanks that browser... far too useful, like backwards compatibility and Linux support plus where is the money in it?
 

The Hairminator

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Baby Tea said:
The Hairminator said:
Baby Tea said:
This will fail, and fail horribly.
What age verification would be in place? Hopefully something bigger then checking a profile, since that is easily faked. And what's the point, seriously? Porn on Xbox LIVE? How can the guy think that he'll be listened to seriously? That news would get a hold of this and run this into the ground!
The guy is dreaming, and this will never happen.
Never say never, it wouldn't be the craziest thing this year to happen

[small]in japan[/small]
I don't even think it would happen in a foreign market.
Look at 'Rapelay': Totally unavailable outside of Japan (legally, anyways), yet the western media used it as a slam against video games. Does't matter that it wasn't available at Gamestop. If Microsoft did porn on XBL only in Japan, the western media would find out and have a field day. Microsoft would lose major PR points with the public, and it would be downhill for them. It won't happen.
Only the thing with the people who actually are influenced by the "anti video-game propaganda" are that they are people who is not really in the targeted market audience in the first place, and thus their opinions should not be regarded that highly. After all, the thing they are best at is ruining others harmless fun.

I agree, however, that including porn applications on the 360 may be stretching it. I am a supporter of freedom on all levels, and I think people should be able to do as many things as possible with the hardware, but this may be too far. Even if it wasn't, I can come up with a lot of things that are more relevant and should be added to xbox before this one is even contemplated.
 

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Kalezian said:
Deofuta said:
OH MY GOD LOGAN THAT IS A SCARY FACE!

HE IS STARING AT MEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

Also, XBL has an even lower aged userbase than PSN, no way this will work.

Even with age constrictions, it would tarnish the Xbox360 view as a family friendly device.

.......... the 360 is a family friendly device?

if little jimmy 12 year-old is already playing on XBL, don't you think porn would be the least of his parents worries?

also, porn on the internet is free, depending on where you go, I don't think any 360 gamer would pay for porn if they are already paying for a XBL gold account.
I am pretty sure, just we gamers harbor much hatred for those filthy pirates, there are porn lovers that feel the same way towards those who ... you know ... pirate porn.

That said, I pretty much agrees with Baby Tea's opinions; Pr0n on x-box live will make a lot of parents paying for their kiddos gold account extremely uneasy.
 

The Random One

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I can't think of any reason why someone (assumed to be able to legally buy porn) would rather pay for porn on his videogame rather than pay for porn off the internet. Then again, I can barely believe people actually pay for porn on the internet. I mean... it's the internet.
 

Baby Tea

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The Hairminator said:
I am a supporter of freedom on all levels, and I think people should be able to do as many things as possible with the hardware, but this may be too far. Even if it wasn't, I can come up with a lot of things that are more relevant and should be added to xbox before this one is even contemplated.
Amen to that.
Better USB drive support, mouse and keyboard support, larger party sizes, increased friends list capacity, and more.
Forget the porn, do that stuff.
 

Sovvolf

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Baby Tea said:
The Hairminator said:
Baby Tea said:
This will fail, and fail horribly.
What age verification would be in place? Hopefully something bigger then checking a profile, since that is easily faked. And what's the point, seriously? Porn on Xbox LIVE? How can the guy think that he'll be listened to seriously? That news would get a hold of this and run this into the ground!
The guy is dreaming, and this will never happen.
Never say never, it wouldn't be the craziest thing this year to happen

[small]in japan[/small]
I don't even think it would happen in a foreign market.
Look at 'Rapelay': Totally unavailable outside of Japan (legally, anyways), yet the western media used it as a slam against video games. Does't matter that it wasn't available at Gamestop. If Microsoft did porn on XBL only in Japan, the western media would find out and have a field day. Microsoft would lose major PR points with the public, and it would be downhill for them. It won't happen.
Also it would give Thompson, Atkinson and people like them, added ammunition to target at gaming. Also the 360 would probably be knick-named SexBox.

I don't like the idea... it would screw the console up and it's pretty pointless. I can watch porn on the computer right now for free... why would I want to watch it on my 360?, you'd probably have to pay to watch it. There's also the thought of having obscene pictures on the dashboard for advertising it... I don't need to see that shit when I'm on my 360. I might have kids in the room when playing it, I don't think they need to be staring at a huge vaginasaurus while I check for arcade games.

Baby Tea said:
keyboard support.
You do have keyboard support for the 360. I use a USB one all the time. Though it would be nice for mouse support. Do you mean in-game support for the keyboard?, while you can use it for typing it would be nice to be able to play games with the mouse and keyboard.
 

Deofuta

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Kalezian said:
.......... the 360 is a family friendly device?

if little jimmy 12 year-old is already playing on XBL, don't you think porn would be the least of his parents worries?

also, porn on the internet is free, depending on where you go, I don't think any 360 gamer would pay for porn if they are already paying for a XBL gold account.
Big step between verbal throw backs and pornoraphy.

And yes, Microsoft has launched ad campaigns as trying to have the image of something the whole family can use.

http://www.xbox.com/en-us/games/familycentral.htm

Is a good place to see that.

The Arcade edition was specifically focused on family design, look at the kind of games that came out with it.

http://www.joystiq.com/2010/05/04/new-family-friendly-xbox-360-arcade-bundle-and-game-discounts-at/
 

CloggedDonkey

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Haha, fruitless.

OT: Of course Sony wouldn't want someone to get porn on their consoles, and I don't see how Microsoft would want that either, as they have to tailor to families as well.